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Sep 15, 2011

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CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
I like how he had to make a follow-up disclaimer because a bunch of girls messaged him about not being upset that his son cries because it's okay to cry constantly as a man. This world, this world..

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Hi dad

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



dad??

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


the only thing worse than a geeky son is a redditor dad

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

the only thing worse than a geeky son is a redditor dad

you might say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, eh?

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
reddit's userbase is large and broad, I thought

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
I set somebody up for a real :iamafag: there

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

nuclear fire now plz

EnderWiggin
Jan 10, 2015
Men shouldn't break down into tears the moment they're upset.

Women should try their best to curb that poo poo too.

5 DOLLAR FOOT LONG
Jul 14, 2007

dodecatuple secret probation
wanna meet that dad

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
NO YOU SHUT THE gently caress UP, DAD!

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

5 DOLLAR FOOT LONG posted:

wanna meet that dad

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
A lazy 13-year old who just likes eating junk food and playing videogames? Stop the loving press.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
so what did the kid post in reply?

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Everytime you break down in tears I want to punch you

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
a dad who stole beer? uhm check please 😬

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
i had this friend as a kid who's little brother wore long underwear all year round. like, in the summer he'd put then under shorts & a t-shirt

turns out he had p. severe learning disabilities

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Oh you rode dirt bikes and blew things up. I'll just go do those things now

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

kid needs to be aborted gently caress the religious right and their complaints

IronLawnmower
Aug 28, 2014

Dyna Soar posted:

i had this friend as a kid who's little brother wore long underwear all year round. like, in the summer he'd put then under shorts & a t-shirt

turns out he had p. severe learning disabilities

Wtf are long underwear?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
"son i know you probably have a developmental disability such as autism or an anxiety disorder but id really like you to know how much i want to beat you for crying"

*gets a million upvotes*

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Zeroisanumber posted:

A lazy 13-year old who just likes eating junk food and playing videogames? Stop the loving press.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

It's a beautiful day out, son why don't you go outside and enjoy life?

What? Play catch? Nah, sorry kiddo, dad's got important poo poo to do on Reddit.

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

IronLawnmower posted:

Wtf are long underwear?

thermal underwear

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

IronLawnmower posted:

Wtf are long underwear?

how have u never heard of long underwear

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
"This world doesn't have room for a man who cries", says grown man whining about his son to total strangers for attention and sympathy

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

IronLawnmower posted:

Wtf are long underwear?

Underwear that is long. Like woven boxer briefs except they go down to your ankle. To be worn under pants in cold weather.

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
13 haha wait until 30 rookie dad

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
Why is the dad writing some carepost on Reddit or whatever instead of turning minecraft off and telling his fat son to go outside?

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW
I love my dead failson

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
send him to fat camp

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
buy him a gbs account and we will shame him into cleaning up

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

take that kid to get his dillz sucked then have him drive home in a supercharged 69 camaro. he'll have started his own motorcycle gang by evening.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
that kid sounds cool

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW
I probably could have beat up my dad and most other dads at age 13. White people are loving pussies.

Mordor She Wrote
Nov 17, 2014
How come people cry so much nowadays? Particularly men.

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004

Apthous posted:

I probably could have beat up my dad and most other dads at age 13. White people are loving pussies.
how can you make such a claim when you don't even know who your dad is?

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Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
dad wants his son to be alpha so he can live vicariously through him since he himself is such a beta cuck sjw mra brony redditor

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