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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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City of Tampa posted:

yeah but's it's not a reaction to seeing a child cry, it's a reaction to a fat 13 year old boy that doesn't hesitate to cry at the drop of a hat. Imagine living with someone like that.

Sounds like he desperately needs some punchin' from his dad.

yeah punching people is an effective substitute for genuine emotional connection especially after inflicting a divorce on your son

it has been proven to produce such well adjusted individuals as the guy featured in the op, who typed a passive aggressive rant on an internet forum about how he wishes his son would get arrested more

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
i like how he says he'll never tell his son these things, or even let him know about any of it. WHY am I not seeing results!

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
can we all agree everyone featured in that post is probably a giant piece of poo poo for a multitude of reasons

anchoress
Dec 24, 2011

by XyloJW
an open letter to my big fat human being son: why are you such a big fat human being?

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
the insane persecution of the shy inborn temperament type never seems to end. thankfully we can share our voice comfortably on the internet against fucktard normie dads. hurr! my son is really good natured and empathetic yet overly emotional and not very thrill seeking! i say this like its possible to be both at once! im loving divorced and rush into bad decisions!

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


I'm not fat, dad.

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

the only thing worse than a geeky son is a redditor dad

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

a bone to pick posted:

are we turning back into tumblr-eque GBS?

I hate 2 break this 2 you but people tumblr usually hates, like racists, libertarian internet men, and chansmen can be and often are also retards...

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
crying attracts wild animals... in nature this failson would be dead already

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

sexy young infidel posted:

crying attracts wild animals... in nature this failson would be dead already

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLFdRXWBIVE

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8XCiVe7bR4

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dyna Soar posted:

he's dissapointed that his son grew up to be a entitled little creep and is worried he won't grow out of it

based on what he says, i dont blame him. he'll have that little poo poo stinking up the house until he dies

His kid is like 99% of other kids, as long as he's getting good grades and decides to be productive who gives a gently caress if he plays video games all day.

Weird BIAS
Jul 5, 2007

so... guess that's it, huh? just... don't say i didn't warn you.
thought this was from germany to greece

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
"Haha dumb pussy son, by the time I was your age, the police brought me back home twice already!" *Son tries to get in trouble with police to please father, gets shot to death while crying*

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Sorry sir, we mistook his high pitched whining for the sound of a railgun or other possible deadly weapon charging up, it's dangerous out there you know.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
This dad posts on reddit so I wouldn't be surprised if this was a like father like son scenario.

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
if the cops were tasked with rounding up and executing crying male children... this world would be a better place

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
maybe I should take my obviously and massively clinically depressed kid to therapy...nah I'll just post about what a failure he is on reddit and talk about punching him

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

sexy young infidel posted:

if the government was tasked with rounding up and executing cops and their crying wives and children... this world would be a better place

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im the big fat gay minecraft son's creepy friend wearing the winter coat (the coat smells really bad)

ask me anything you like

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
"Hmm weird, my ex-wife keeps saying our son acts perfectly normal and sociable whenever he stays at her house, I wonder why that is..."

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
reddit dad beats his porky minecraft son for not stealing beer

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

why can't he be a productive member of society like most 13 year olds?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
a brony in the making

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

why can't he be a productive member of society like most 13 year olds?

Alexander the Great had already conquered half of Asia by the time he was 13. What the gently caress is wrong with that kid? He must be one of them retards or somethin.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
this dude's relationship with his dad must've been a thing to behold

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
man that 13-year-old boy is such a piece of poo poo. i'm so much better and cooler than him* it's not even funny

*the aforementioned 13-year-old boy

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

reddit dad beats his porky minecraft son for not stealing beer

When you say it like that his dad sounds like a real Alabama Man.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
just validates my theory that any person who plays minecraft is a huge loving loser

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
In every single parenting guide the very first piece of advice should be "Don't like vicariously through your kids'

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

Venom Snake posted:

In every single parenting guide the very first piece of advice should be "Don't like vicariously through your kids'

If I ever have kids I'm going to beat them while listening to "tool-vicarious"

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Fojar38 posted:

yeah punching people is an effective substitute for genuine emotional connection especially after inflicting a divorce on your son

it has been proven to produce such well adjusted individuals as the guy featured in the op, who typed a passive aggressive rant on an internet forum about how he wishes his son would get arrested more


I disagree. You don't try to have a "genuine emotional connection" with a teenage male child that uses tears to manipulate you. You tell them to stop being a pussy bitch and grow the gently caress up, preferably by shouting that into their crying face from about an inch away.

Dad definitely has some issues since he is more comfortable talking to reddit than his son, but he's on the right track he just needs to act on his feelings. I'd be willing to bet that mom is the person trying to have a "genuine emotional connection" with her special snowflake child, and look at how great that is turning out for him. He'll have headmates, a tumblr blog, and dyed blue hair any day now.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

City of Tampa posted:

I disagree. You don't try to have a "genuine emotional connection" with a teenage male child that uses tears to manipulate you. You tell them to stop being a pussy bitch and grow the gently caress up, preferably by shouting that into their crying face from about an inch away.

Dad definitely has some issues since he is more comfortable talking to reddit than his son, but he's on the right track he just needs to act on his feelings. I'd be willing to bet that mom is the person trying to have a "genuine emotional connection" with her special snowflake child, and look at how great that is turning out for him. He'll have headmates, a tumblr blog, and dyed blue hair any day now.

Hi dad from the OP

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

City of Tampa posted:

I disagree. You don't try to have a "genuine emotional connection" with a teenage male child that uses tears to manipulate you. You tell them to stop being a pussy bitch and grow the gently caress up, preferably by shouting that into their crying face from about an inch away.

Tell me about your father

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
To my fat lazy geeky son you play COD all day and I have to work and poo poo but when I get on I still own you hard and teabag your corpse sorry about that but your loving basic you bitch n00b

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Obviously the solution to my son having emotional issues it to yell at him and threaten him, this is a good plan.

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

swampland posted:

To my fat lazy geeky son you play COD all day and I have to work and poo poo but when I get on I still own you hard and teabag your corpse sorry about that but your loving basic you bitch n00b

LOL playing a non z axis FPS seriously that kind of human being deserves whatever they get.

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
His son sounds like a fuckin bitch

Feels for that dad

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
if you raise a lovely son you have nobody to blame but yourself

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Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
it's also kind of funny that his kid is 13 and not like 17 or 7, isn't middle school like, everybody's social and emotional nadir

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