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Aug 14, 2010

gigawhite posted:

every 13 year old is a loser

actually, im 13 and cool as heck, bitch.

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Aug 14, 2010

Dyna Soar posted:

are you saying you can raise up a kid to be anything you want because i assure you thats not the case

I am raising my kid to be a seven foot long pole with a clawlike appendage that I can use to get a frisbee off of my roof that has been down there for half a decade now.

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Aug 14, 2010

a bone to pick posted:

LMAO goons are literally diagnosing and agreeing on a kid's mental disorders through a short post the dad made.

yep, we're officially back to tumblr-GBS

here is my diagnosis of the kid: I bet he owns

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Aug 14, 2010
I am raising my kid to viciously attack "the man" using his fists, and feet, in that hilarious dancey way you used to see Donald Duck fight, before he got "updated" and turned all grimdark and realistic and they made his nephews grow up and get teen problems and boners.

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Aug 14, 2010

gigawhite posted:

when I was 13 a friend thought it would be funny to convince a girl to grind on me at a middle school dance. my reaction was to push her off and run away. nobody survives being 13

its a shame that while you were a 13 year old with the power to convince girl, simply through oratory and rhetoric, to touch and hump your boner, you did not have the mental fortitude to utilize your gift in time.

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Aug 14, 2010

amityville anus posted:

My fat, lazy, geeky son has denied me sex for the last time

I WILL have sex with my fat minecraft son,

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