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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Textbook teenage depression and/or apathy this dad is an utter retard.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

How is that defending the dad you're just saying his dad's even more retarded at realizing that teenagers are retarded and he can't cope with his son being a teenage dumbass.
A bloo bloo my kid is a typical loving retarded 13 year old.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

If my soon was a geek loser I'd be like "Son, did you know when I was your age I had swag? I had a lot of swag. Anyway, see you later."

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Mazes are bad game design.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Justin Tyme posted:

whenever I have kids, whether boy or girl, I am gonna buy them one of those babby's first motorcycle where you can adjust the governor as they grow up and buy them babby's first rifle soon after

rather have a redneck son/daughter than a fat human being minecraft brony son/daughter

I played around on a dirt bike at my friend's farm and fell into a pile of nice sharp wire fence and now I got weird scars all over my body.
Intentionally physically scar your children as a good parent.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Razorwired posted:

Every scar from childhood is one less dumbshit tribal or ~*~breathe~*~ tattoo in your 20's. Send your kids to play with power tools and broken glass so they'll be actual interesting people instead of douchebags in artisan grilled cheese restaurants.

Your username is very fitting.

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