To my fat, lazy, geeky son

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > To my fat, lazy, geeky son

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

# ¿ Jan 28, 2015 17:30

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Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

Give Pat a Job posted:

An account was born just the other day
10 bux to Lowtax in the usual way
But there were threads to poo poo, people to call gay
He got banned while I was away
And he was posting 'fore I knew it
And as he grew, he said
I want to be like you dad
You know I wanna post like you....

# ¿ Jan 28, 2015 18:54

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

why can't he be a productive member of society like most 13 year olds?

# ¿ Jan 28, 2015 20:02

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

Over There posted:

# ¿ Jan 29, 2015 19:10

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

*gets son whale-shaped birthday cake that says "To a Whale of a Fail"*

# ¿ Feb 2, 2015 14:53

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