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THE AMAZING POWER TO CORRECTLY ESTIMATE THE PASSAGE OF TIME
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Feb 3, 2015 22:08
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pram posted:THE AMAZING POWER TO CORRECTLY ESTIMATE THE PASSAGE OF TIME its been about 3 minutes since my last post itt
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Feb 3, 2015 22:09
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since it's now been ~6 months of having an alarm go off at 745 every weekday morning, i now wakeup at 744 every morning of the week, regardless so i can open my eyes, wonder what time it is and then my alarm goes off. sycjs
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Feb 3, 2015 22:12
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apple watch: a fragile expensive thing on your arm you need to be constantly aware and protective of™
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Feb 3, 2015 22:20
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PuTTY riot posted:im really good at guessing a certain amount of time. like i puta totinos in the oven and set the timer for 10 minutes. usualyl i get off the couch right before the 1 minute timer beeps so i can get the ranch out of the fridge and get a pizza cutter and a plate and then the oven dings. you should become a gunslinger
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Feb 3, 2015 22:21
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Cat Face Joe posted:apple watch: a fragile expensive thing on your arm you need to be constantly aware and protective of™ u get to charge it every night also
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Feb 3, 2015 22:40
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PuTTY riot posted:u get to charge it every night also lmbo. normal watches last years in a single battery but as usual, crappple drops the loving ball.
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Feb 8, 2015 15:00
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yea the wrecking ball, on bitch android n00bs
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Feb 8, 2015 18:41
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i hope it gets less than 12 hours if it's 'used' like they advertise it. timb, what were you thinking?
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Feb 8, 2015 19:08
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you could have a really cool battery indicator on the watch like your battery is gonna run out at 3:16 so there is a big red line at that point of the clock face
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Feb 8, 2015 19:14
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Valeyard posted:you could have a really cool battery indicator on the watch that would be nice because if the indicator is on a time before you would normally go to bed you'll know to throw your crapple watch in the garbage where it belongs
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Feb 8, 2015 19:17
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doesnt the apple watch have like apps and poo poo u scoll thru wit the dial? lol. smells like some fail
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Feb 8, 2015 19:18
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i dont have a watch
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Feb 8, 2015 19:18
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usecase for andorid smartwatch: display the amount of battery draining wakelocks on ur garbage shitphone
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Feb 8, 2015 19:19
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imaginae a watc, like a regular watch, except it has a poo poo battery hmmm that lasts like 12 hours hmmm that we sell for $600 excellent
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Feb 8, 2015 19:22
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Valeyard posted:imaginae a watc, like a regular watch, except it has a poo poo battery but it allows your boss to live on your wrist and distract you constantly, and also reminds you that you're a fat piece of poo poo. Only $600!
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Feb 8, 2015 19:23
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and then 6 months after launch, apple releases a new one with a different charging cable (lol the iwatch is going to have a charging cable) and stop updating the OS/firmware of your 1st gen watch so you can't even use it. pro moves timb, pro moves.
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Feb 8, 2015 19:27
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i thot they wireless charge....... wheres teh plug? on such a teensy watch?
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Feb 8, 2015 19:30
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hey man you got the time? sorry bud, i need to charge up the ol' watch
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Feb 8, 2015 19:31
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dont they have watches that charge by the wiggling of ur walking and stuff? shouldnt it be like that?
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Feb 8, 2015 19:32
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Smythe posted:dont they have watches that charge by the wiggling of ur walking and stuff? shouldnt it be like that? they produce like two orders of magnitude less power than these loving things run compared to normal watches, smartwatches are like running a little arc welder on your wrist 24/7
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Feb 8, 2015 19:33
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well step it up apple. ur so big and bad why not make a decent smart watch!!!
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Feb 8, 2015 19:34
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the solution is simple really. inductive coil in your underpants + necklace magnet -> smartwatch gets charged every time you shove your head up your own rear end
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Feb 8, 2015 19:35
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a watch that has a slot where you put in copper coins and it burns through them for power like ironi mans old paladium chest core 
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Feb 8, 2015 19:38
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maybe they'll make it solar like all those cool watches from the 90s
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Feb 8, 2015 19:39
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hopefully they just don't make it.
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Feb 8, 2015 19:40
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i have pulsatile tinnitus and my resting heartrate is 55 bpm so i always know what time it is
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Feb 8, 2015 19:49
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NoneMoreNegative posted:http://guyfawx.tumblr.com/post/89347018061/the-most-intense-conversation-ive-ever-seen-in
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Feb 8, 2015 20:00
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Jonny 290 posted:they produce like two orders of magnitude less power than these loving things run i have one of the OG seiko kinetics, from like 1999 and man, that ball rolling is DOPE. it is so loud i love it.
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Feb 8, 2015 20:51
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if you dont have an auto you're a bad person. eco drive and kinetic get hosed
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Feb 8, 2015 20:53
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the time is right to buy one on first day, shove it up your rear end and poo poo it out on stage as a form of artistic expression an ode to Steve
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Feb 8, 2015 22:21
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I want a wtach that has this but leia is standing on teh watch and maybe has a big clock like flava flav so I can also tell the time
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Feb 8, 2015 22:24
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what leads a man to android
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Feb 8, 2015 23:37
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rage against the machine
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Feb 9, 2015 01:55
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bobbilljim posted:I want a wtach that has this this but cortana
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Feb 9, 2015 01:55
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Wild EEPROM posted:if you dont have an auto you're a bad person. I want to pay craploads of money for the least accurate watch I can buy because a bunch of Swiss advertising executives convinced me it was cooler
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Feb 9, 2015 01:58
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you're hardly buying a watch to tell the time though are you
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Feb 9, 2015 02:00
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qirex posted:I want to pay craploads of money for the least accurate watch I can buy because a bunch of Swiss advertising executives convinced me it was cooler can i also interest you in this fine german engineered automobile?
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Feb 9, 2015 02:00
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qirex posted:I want to pay craploads of money for the least accurate watch I can buy because a bunch of Swiss advertising executives convinced me it was cooler why is that a want? i thought you did that, often, and with great enthusiasm.
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Feb 9, 2015 02:15
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dude the kinetic ball rolls around inside the watch on a little track, it sounds so cool and you can feel it. by far the best watch powering technology imo
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Feb 9, 2015 02:18
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