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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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The night before the Super Bowl, the NFL to sucks it's own dick in the form of an awards show! Seth Meyers hosts, replacing Alec Baldwin after three years. This is not an improvement.

REAL AWARDS

Most Valuable Player
Coach of the Year
Offensive Player of the Year
Defensive Player of the Year
Offensive Rookie of the Year
Defensive Rookie of the Year
Comeback Player of the Year
Art Rooney Award
Walter Payton NFL Man of the Year

FAKE AWARDS

Fantasy Player of the Year
Don Shula High School Coach of the Year
FedEx Air and Ground Players of the Year
Greatness on the Road
Play of the Year
Salute to Service Award

HALL OF FAME ANNOUNCEMENT

The next class of the Pro Football Hall of Fame will also be announced tonight.

:toxx: If J.J. Watt wins MVP, I will buy a J.J. Watt jersey. :toxx:

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Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Really hoping Khalil Mack gets DROY

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Right now on NBC is literally the only reason anyone listens to Ditka in any capacity

Ussr
Sep 17, 2004

Wait, what?
DeMarco Murray AP OPOY. gently caress yeah!

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
JJ Watt, NFL MVP please.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

JJ Watt, NFL MVP please.

While he deserves it, either Rodgers or Manning will win it

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

I've never watched this before, nor did I even know it was a thing. Is it funny? Maybe Seth's opening monologue?

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

Awesome burn on Goodell.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






You play quarterback not banjo lol

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Also Chrissy tiegen is definitely illiterate

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

JJ Watt, NFL MVP please.

:agreed:


Genocide Tendency posted:

While he deserves it, either Rodgers or Manning will win it

Much as I disagree with it, I can at least accept Rodgers as MVP. Manning, on the other hand, would be a joke this year. If he gets it then it is an obvious pity vote because they think he is retiring.:barf:

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

go go CJ Mosley for DROY because he's better than your team's ILB

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Chichevache posted:

:agreed:


Much as I disagree with it, I can at least accept Rodgers as MVP. Manning, on the other hand, would be a joke this year. If he gets it then it is an obvious pity vote because they think he is retiring.:barf:

Honestly I don't even know if he is up for mvp, but typically they just pencil him in as a finalist and if the best option isn't a qb or running back they give it to him.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

Sour Diesel posted:

go go CJ Mosley for DROY because he's better than your team's ILB

nah

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Sour Diesel posted:

go go CJ Mosley for DROY because he's better than your team's ILB

avery williamson is pretty good

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Wait, you people are actually watching this horseshit and not just checking twitter to see who wins?

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010


Blah, Donald got it but oh well. Yea Kuechly owns pretty hard. Mosley had a pretty similar rookie year and he'll probably get DPOY sometime after JJ Watt decides to stop being a demigod on the field.

davecrazy posted:

Wait, you people are actually watching this horseshit and not just checking twitter to see who wins?

doing the twitter thing, DROY was already announced so my interest has already been lost

Ussr
Sep 17, 2004

Wait, what?
Fitzgerald rocking shawl lapels.

davecrazy posted:

Wait, you people are actually watching this horseshit and not just checking twitter to see who wins?

This is being updated pretty quickly too.

Spoilers if you care:
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000466415/article/2015-nfl-honors-complete-list-of-winners

oshuaj
Jul 25, 2007


So dumb they don't just broadcast the show live.

Mirohan
Oct 23, 2009
I wish people would stop playing "stay with me" for heartfelt tributes. This song is about one night stands.

Also John Legend rules.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

TyrionBecomesASlave posted:

The awards show is literally a thinly veiled celebration of all things Pittsburgh.

Didn't see this thread before posting n/v

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Play of the year, bitches.



I missed being in this photo by like 2 inches.

davecrazy fucked around with this message at 04:01 on Feb 1, 2015

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014

romo deserved mvp

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Cool and good. posted:

romo deserved mvp

You spelled JJ Watt wrong.

wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp
Aaaand Rodgers gets MVP.

Welp.

Maybe if Watt keeps having historic seasons, eventually all the QBs will have a down year at the same time.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Metapod posted:

avery williamson is pretty good

I've been playing Madden all week and I've never encountered this name.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
This year's HoF class is really good because it's like one of those WWE storylines that make people forget they're mad at Vince McMahon

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Chichevache posted:

I've been playing Madden all week and I've never encountered this name.

He plays for the Titans.

Ussr
Sep 17, 2004

Wait, what?
Oh so that's Olivia Munn. I laughed so hard when she was shaking her head in sync with Rodgers.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
MVP voting:
Rodgers: 31
Watt: 13
Romo: 2
Murray: 2
Brady: 1
Wagner: 1

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

wasianchickn posted:

Aaaand Rodgers gets MVP.

Welp.

Maybe if Watt keeps having historic seasons, eventually all the QBs will have a down year at the same time.
If Watt didn't get it this year, no defensive player will ever win MVP.

I can't wait for JJ Watt to completely dominate the Colts in the same season Andrew Luck wins MVP.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



That's hilarious that someone used a vote on a defensive player and voted Wagner. Wonder if they will fess up. Also that must mean they voted Watt DPOY and Wagner for MVP :psyduck:

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

davecrazy posted:

MVP voting:
Rodgers: 31
Watt: 13
Romo: 2
Murray: 2
Brady: 1
Wagner: 1
Look at all those wrong people.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

If Watt didn't get it this year, no defensive player will ever win MVP.

I can't wait for JJ Watt to completely dominate the Colts in the same season Andrew Luck wins MVP.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Chichevache posted:

I've been playing Madden all week and I've never encountered this name.

that is because he is a rookie ilb for the titans who was drafted in the 5th round but since the defense as a whole played worse than literal dog poo poo would he gets no respect in madden

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

davecrazy posted:

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh
No defensive player will ever win one again, okay, jeez.

Please don't hit me Lawrence Taylor.

EDIT: I am glad Arians won his second Coach of the Year award. Dude's gonna make Pete Carroll his bitch.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Metapod posted:

that is because he is a rookie ilb for the titans who was drafted in the 5th round but since the defense as a whole played worse than literal dog poo poo would he gets no respect in madden

He only got one card in MUT and it wasn't that great.

http://www.muthead.com/15/players/1509-avery-williamson

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

davecrazy posted:

He only got one card in MUT and it wasn't that great.

http://www.muthead.com/15/players/1509-avery-williamson

not surprising he didn't do anything flashy

Zurreco
Dec 27, 2004

Cutty approves.
Rodgers got MVP. gently caress that noise.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Metapod posted:

that is because he is a rookie ilb for the titans who was drafted in the 5th round but since the defense as a whole played worse than literal dog poo poo would he gets no respect in madden

No one gives a poo poo about your create-a-team. Who the gently caress is Avery Williamson? :confused:

Eltoasto posted:

That's hilarious that someone used a vote on a defensive player and voted Wagner. Wonder if they will fess up. Also that must mean they voted Watt DPOY and Wagner for MVP :psyduck:


That's so insane that I'm going to pretend it is a protest vote against offensive players and he voted Watt DPoY because he knew that vote actually mattered. Otherwise :psyboom:

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