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Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

iyaayas01 posted:

Uh I believe it's (S)MSgt, get your formatting right jfc

its gay

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vulturesrow
Sep 25, 2011

Always gotta pay it forward.

A Kpro posted:

Contributing to failed PT tests of my coworkers, hell yeah







Good thing you used low-fat milk!

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

iyaayas01 posted:

Uh I believe it's (S)MSgt, get your formatting right jfc

fixed it

standard.deviant
May 17, 2012

Globally Indigent

iyaayas01 posted:

Uh I believe it's (S)MSgt, get your formatting right jfc
MSgt (P)?

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

I dunno, I've always seen the new rank with the first letter ((S)Sgt, (T)Sgt, (M)Sgt, etc) in parenthesis.

Regardless

Cole posted:

its gay

e:

vulturesrow posted:

Good thing you used low-fat milk!

Also reduced fat oreos!

Also also that looks pretty similar to my counter when I make my chocolate chip oreo cookies. I made a new variation that involves taking the chocolate chip oreo cookie and coating it in no-bake cookie mix (the oatmeal you mix with sugar and cocoa and butter). It's basically the turducken of cookies.

iyaayas01 fucked around with this message at 07:14 on Feb 7, 2015

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

iyaayas01 posted:

I dunno, I've always seen the new rank with the first letter ((S)Sgt, (T)Sgt, (M)Sgt, etc) in parenthesis.


Weird. I've never seen that. The trailing (S) indicates "select." Gay as hell and only used ironically or by SNCOs.

Rekinom
Jan 26, 2006

~ shady midair gas hustler ~

~ good hair ~

~ colt 45 ~
Army uses current rank and (P) which means promotable. AF it's normally next rank + (S), which means that you are an insufferable loving douche who gets a hard on by telling everyone you got promoted.


On an related/unrelated note. The older I get, the more I realize that military dick measuring instruments like rank, medals, AFSC's, job titles, etc don't loving matter in life in the slightest. Like if someone is a general, fighter pilot, or SF operator, then it's like "cool story bro" and you go on with your day. I just can't relate at all to the type of person who thinks that this poo poo is important in the least. I'm pretty much a civilian at this point, but without the freedom.

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum

iyaayas01 posted:

Also reduced fat oreos!

Also also that looks pretty similar to my counter when I make my chocolate chip oreo cookies. I made a new variation that involves taking the chocolate chip oreo cookie and coating it in no-bake cookie mix (the oatmeal you mix with sugar and cocoa and butter). It's basically the turducken of cookies.

I need to make it again. Oreo just came out with a red velvet flavor. But I think monkey bread is on tap for this weekend.

Dominoes
Sep 20, 2007

Rekinom posted:

On an related/unrelated note. The older I get, the more I realize that military dick measuring instruments like rank, medals, AFSC's, job titles, etc don't loving matter in life in the slightest. Like if someone is a general, fighter pilot, or SF operator, then it's like "cool story bro" and you go on with your day. I just can't relate at all to the type of person who thinks that this poo poo is important in the least. I'm pretty much a civilian at this point, but without the freedom.
Ranks's important, because it correlates with pay.

Dominoes fucked around with this message at 16:34 on Feb 7, 2015

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
I've decided to get out and trying to figure out my terminal. With what I have now and what I'll earn this year, I'll have 79 upon my DOS. I get out at the end of January 2016 and am hoping to start terminal in November. October first of this year lowers the amount of leave you can have to 60. Does this mean I need to get down to 50 days in October then gain 10 between then and my DOS to get 60?

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
what do you call a major select?


captain


:mmmhmm:


oldie but a goodie

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i don't know why you'd want to constantly flex your rank and drone on about The Chain Of Command in the command post career field where it's fairly common to have a SrA be the shift supervisor for some random cross-trainee TSgt and talk to group commanders on a daily basis, but people do it and it's loving insanely annoying.

RescueFreak
Sep 8, 2013

Reserve/Guard didn't give a gently caress as long as you did your job and didn't show up to work too hung over.

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum

Cojawfee posted:

I've decided to get out and trying to figure out my terminal. With what I have now and what I'll earn this year, I'll have 79 upon my DOS. I get out at the end of January 2016 and am hoping to start terminal in November. October first of this year lowers the amount of leave you can have to 60. Does this mean I need to get down to 50 days in October then gain 10 between then and my DOS to get 60?

The way I've understood it is that you have to have 60 days or less on October 1st, and that you can accumulate as many days as you want after that until the next fiscal year starts, then it has to be back at 60.

Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007

College Slice
Rank is a big part of why military medical is as screwed up as it is. The only people who care about it are the career nurses--who inevitably ruin every unit they touch once they have enough rank to make life miserable beyond just sucking at patient care--and the support officers who make and enforce horribly restrictive templates and systems that kill the flexibility you need to actually do your job.

Personally, I've managed to dodge every promotion and award ceremony since I was first sworn in. I also skipped my high school, college, and med school graduations. I usually took a vacation instead.

I think I like my new boss. I had a big academic presentation a couple of weeks ago and was wearing scrubs + white coat. He came up to me two minutes before it started and told me I was getting a medal from the commander. I asked him whether I should do the usual "shake, take, salute" since I wasn't in a proper uniform, and he just shrugged and said, "Whatever...we're medical...just worry about the presentation."

The medal/citation just went into the same cardboard box in the closet as all my other AF crap.

Dominoes posted:

Ranks's important, because it correlates with pay.

This right here. For medical, I wish we'd just ditch rank and have an equivalent to GS pay. I never realized what a sweet gig that was on our side. A GS physician gets a much better retirement pension since it's based on salary. (They get a normal salary while AD gets rank + a weird and shifting bonus system to make pay remotely comparable to civilian docs.) I'm totally ditching the uniform as soon as I find one of those coveted spots. Better gov money plus moonlighting cash? Yes, please.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
You don't think GSes pull that poo poo too? They do.

Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007

College Slice

Godholio posted:

You don't think GSes pull that poo poo too? They do.

It's a bit different for physicians. Both culturally and even in terms of hiring and other administrative stuff.

Rekinom
Jan 26, 2006

~ shady midair gas hustler ~

~ good hair ~

~ colt 45 ~

Dominoes posted:

Ranks's important, because it correlates with pay.

More than one way to get paid, though.

Rekinom fucked around with this message at 06:55 on Feb 8, 2015

Analogical
May 20, 2013

EEOD? Why not, I could use a break from work

:911:
I've no poo poo, seen a guy with CTI2(S) in his name. Followed by 6 "assistant" collateral duties each on a new line in his sig block. Warrant had a field day with that guy when he finally replied to something she sent. His six year goal is to be LPO. If it takes you six years you're doing some poo poo wrong imo

Tearsaslube
Jan 5, 2015

by XyloJW
When i hrownup i want to be a military gynpcologist. Thanks ron paul

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Rekinom posted:

More than one way to get paid, though.

Dominoes
Sep 20, 2007

Rekinom posted:

More than one way to get paid, though.
I'm arbitraging derivatives.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
I hope you're ready for another sexual assault stand down day: Missileer who ran 'violent street gang' gets 25 years

quote:

- Masterfully lead & org'd 25 mbr MWR team, 200+ hrs of community svc, nat'l visibility--over $50k raised

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Dead Reckoning posted:

I hope you're ready for another sexual assault stand down day: Missileer who ran 'violent street gang' gets 25 years
The number 1 place I see names with III, IV, etc is in the matter of record and news articles about atrocities committed by that person.

zombieswithblenders
Nov 21, 2008

Casimir Radon posted:

The number 1 place I see names with III, IV, etc is in the matter of record and news articles about atrocities committed by that person.

Only the best come north. Also I used to see that guy getting escorted around the chow hall by SecFo. Always wondered what he did.

zombieswithblenders fucked around with this message at 03:01 on Feb 9, 2015

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum

A Kpro posted:

I need to make it again. Oreo just came out with a red velvet flavor. But I think monkey bread is on tap for this weekend.



Got lazy and used premade biscuits, super easy.

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Casimir Radon posted:

The number 1 place I see names with III, IV, etc is in the matter of record and news articles about atrocities committed by that person.

Well, yeah, you grow up in the shadow of dad, grandpa, and dead great gramps, you've got to make a name for yourself somehow.

smertrioslol
Apr 4, 2010

zombieswithblenders posted:

Only the best come north. Also I used to see that guy getting escorted around the chow hall by SecFo. Always wondered what he did.

You still in Minot? I finally escaped to Kunsan.

Haven't been sober since I got here :unsmith:

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Dead Reckoning posted:

I hope you're ready for another sexual assault stand down day: Missileer who ran 'violent street gang' gets 25 years

quote:

A military judge convicted Capt. Leon Brown IV on Dec. 8

What an idiot. He's at least two pay grades too low to start doing whatever he wants with immunity.

zombieswithblenders
Nov 21, 2008

smertrioslol posted:

You still in Minot? I finally escaped to Kunsan.

Haven't been sober since I got here :unsmith:

Yeeaaaa I'm still here. My friend just got a DUI on base yesterday so you could say things are pretty normal here. Must be nice being away from this place.

vulturesrow
Sep 25, 2011

Always gotta pay it forward.

A Kpro posted:

I need to make it again. Oreo just came out with a red velvet flavor. But I think monkey bread is on tap for this weekend.

THe red velvet oreos are terrible.

terrez
Mar 20, 2012
Whats the longest one of you has gone without doing any real, actual, work?

Yesterday I spent 15 minutes making a class and then spent the rest of the day spacing out at my computer staring at some TO and when I felt like I was there too long I'd go to our garage, grab a piece of equipment and open it up, then stare at it for 30 minutes thinking about what I should watch on Netflix when I get home.

Is there a way I can blackout for 18 months until I get to a new shop?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I'm about as close to Office Space as I can imagine or tolerate. I skate so bad I should teach at ALS, but my coworkers are so worthless I'm a goddamned shining star in management's eyes.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I've spaced out for pretty much an entire day before. I'll make sure to pepper in some chores or whatnot to have something to show for it though. Right now there's a bunch of added tasks they want me to do despite having my 7 level, and no big projects going on, so it's been happening more than usual.

I honestly prefer having a project because pretending to read PDFs all day and making it look convincing is a lot harder work than actually doing something.

smertrioslol
Apr 4, 2010
I accomplished nothing today. I just drive around the flightline in circles and people think I'm the best thing since sliced bread because I brought them lunch.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


An added complication is that our new branch chief was all pissy about the pathway from the office he sits in being congested when it passes through our shop. So he redid the layout of our furniture so we've suddenly got less space and privacy, it's glorious. Originally my old supervisor was going to get the job but somebody cried favoritism, they put it to a board, and now the guy who once came storming out of his office to demand we "TURN OFF THAT friend of the family MUSIC!" when were listening to the Beastie Boys, has the job.

EDIT: We had a civilian employee come over from PMEL to replace one of the guys from that office who had retired. A week or two sitting with this guy and he was making plans to go back to PMEL. They finally managed to fill the position again 9 months later, and finding somewhere else to put him was pretty high on the agenda.

Casimir Radon fucked around with this message at 09:16 on Feb 10, 2015

terrez
Mar 20, 2012
Tomorrow we're supposed to do training but knowing my shop there's like a 50-70% chance it'll get put on the backburner for some bullshit reason and that'll free me up to refill SCBA bottles. This is great because I get to run around base by myself, chill at the fire station looking at my phone for an hour, then go to our equipment warehouse and listen to music on the stereo while I stretch out checking out SCBA gear and putting it away.

Rekinom
Jan 26, 2006

~ shady midair gas hustler ~

~ good hair ~

~ colt 45 ~

Godholio posted:

I'm about as close to Office Space as I can imagine or tolerate. I skate so bad I should teach at ALS, but my coworkers are so worthless I'm a goddamned shining star in management's eyes.

what do you do now? i forgot

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum

Casimir Radon posted:


EDIT: We had a civilian employee come over from PMEL to replace one of the guys from that office who had retired. A week or two sitting with this guy and he was making plans to go back to PMEL. They finally managed to fill the position again 9 months later, and finding somewhere else to put him was pretty high on the agenda.

PMEL is a sweet job. It's easy, there's always work to do (but gently caress torque wrenches), and no one fucks with us. I'll probably do this when I get out, 4 years of AF training is enough to get picked up by any company that does calibration stuff.

vulturesrow posted:

The red velvet oreos are terrible.

Well gently caress, I already bought two packs to use as the base of the next pies. I'm sure they can't be too bad with half a cup of butter mixed in.

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Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


terrez posted:

Whats the longest one of you has gone without doing any real, actual, work?


I had a car wreck when I was in and spent like 3 -4 weeks on a double dose of high test narc pain killers every 4 hours. The dumb thing is instead of sending me on convalescence for 2 months while I was useless and couldn't move my arm, they said "eh, gently caress it, he can work a desk".

I basically sat in a chair drooling on myself. Every once in awhile some personnel flunky who short strawed the week and had to work our squadron desk would nudge me to make sure I was still breathing.

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