[Tell] me about barefooting

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > [Tell] me about barefooting

TunaSpleen: Jan 27, 2007; How do I say, "You're the grossest thing ever" without offending you?; Grimey Drawer

My mother's been down a toe since 1969. She rode a bike barefoot while out playing, lost control, and the spokes of the front wheel lopped off the pinky toe on her right foot. Her dad offered a $5 bounty to all the local kids to recover it from the nearby bushes but they found it a full day later, far too late to reattach it. As a kid it was all the visual I needed to persuade me to wear shoes outside with the exception of standing around on manicured suburban lawns. Now I see it as an evolutionary tradeoff where weird foot callouses at age 40 are totally worth not dying of sepsis at age 4.

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