MarioTeachesWiping posted:

Hmm, interesting premise... I go*glass shattering sound effect blasts out of the speakers and the lights go out. When they come back on, Stone Cold Steve Austin is running up to you with mosaicked hands stretched towards you and performs the most brutal Stone Cold Stunner on you, smashing your body through your candy rear end Ikea desk and leaving you a mangled, bloody wreck upon the debris*

- Wormskull, Imp Zone