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A scientist talks about how we are poisoning our own bodies and gambling with our future with nuclear technology in an episode sponsored by Lucky Strike Cigarettes.
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Feb 4, 2015 15:58
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A man is stuck on a prison planet with only a real doll as his companion. Over the years he falls in love with her and dedicates his life to making the real doll happy. When he makes parole he is told that he can not bring his doll on the return ship as there isnt enough fuel for her weight. What is the nature of love?
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Feb 4, 2015 16:03
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three crooks find a magic iphone that shows them the future. In the end the writers lose steam and they get robbed by the doorman or something.
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Feb 4, 2015 16:05
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A time traveler desperately tries to warn a low information voter about benghazi in 2008 but the march of history can not be changed.
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Feb 4, 2015 16:08
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A man finds a magic 8-Ball that will give him a 100% accurate answer to any question he has, but before that will show him the answer to a question he never wanted to ask like "What does it look like when my parents have sex?"
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Feb 4, 2015 16:41
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A dancer injects concrete into her butt so that she can have a big butt like her idol, Pebbelz Da Model. It works out well at first and she becomes highly sought after for rap videos, but to her horror she learns that the concrete in her blood is slowly turning her to stone. She ends up as a statue in a fan's private collection. She is mounted opposite a TV that shows her best music videos on a loop. A close up on the statue reveals that it has shed a single tear.
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Feb 4, 2015 16:51
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in the future, society has progressed to the point where humans need not interact with each other at all, everything is automated or done electronically; a lonely officer worker begins noticing his neighbors and coworkers have simply vanished, but their online personas and interactions are still active, eventually he realizes the company he works for has been collecting brains and putting them in tanks for productivity purposes, and the last shot is of his brain in a tube surrounded by others, alone and yet not alone.
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Feb 4, 2015 16:56
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Spaceman Future! posted:A time traveler desperately tries to warn a low information voter about benghazi in 2008 but the march of history can not be changed. spooky
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Feb 4, 2015 16:58
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A man discovers that beyond the boundaries of his boring 1950's suburb it was actually colonial times all along.
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Feb 4, 2015 17:04
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Nerds destroy the world in their fight for the Last Pizza on Earth.
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Feb 4, 2015 17:28
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What if technology... but too much?
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Feb 4, 2015 17:37
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Humans lose some war, but nobody seems concerned. Turns out it was the war on drugs. e: changed description Zanzibar Ham fucked around with this message at 17:42 on Feb 4, 2015 |
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Feb 4, 2015 17:40
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A man wakes to find himself transformed into a fly, his family sees this and thinks it's pretty awesome. He also gets used to it and the town comes to appreciate his vital part in the ecosystem taking nutrients from their used food and returning it to the soil.
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Feb 4, 2015 17:57
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Turns out guide dogs were actually controlling the blind people to funnel money into their space programme.
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Feb 4, 2015 18:16
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a video game is haunted
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Feb 4, 2015 18:20
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every day a man gets a very special newspaper that describes news that hasnt happened yet and he still doesnt read it
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Feb 4, 2015 18:25
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A child gets sucked into a videogame and must fight tooth and nail against hideous monsters. They're actually wearing VR goggles and have brutally murdered a number of friends and family. Sponsored by Microsoft hololens
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Feb 4, 2015 18:26
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Acne Rain posted:a video game is haunted a family is haunted by a ghost who mostly just overwrites the kids pokemon saves
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Feb 4, 2015 18:27
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there's a guy who's really tall and skinny somewhere in this photo
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Feb 4, 2015 18:28
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the moon is an egg and that's why it's gaining mass
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Feb 4, 2015 18:29
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a man is terrorized by a series of increasingly aggressive spam emails
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Feb 4, 2015 18:30
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Nefarious posted:a black man gets elected president Fast forward 8 years into a nearly unrecognizable future in which America is now ruled by an Islamic caliphate, enforcing a savage reading of the sharia... only a small band of rebels from South Carolina stand against the onslaught
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Feb 4, 2015 18:32
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The anti-vaxxers are holding back the number of autists we need to create a god-like hive-mind.
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Feb 4, 2015 18:32
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a man buys a magical wish-granting ape's paw from a mysterious old man played by tom waits that interprets his wishes in willfully abstruse ways. he gets tired of correcting everyone who calls it a monkey's paw and throws it out.
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Feb 4, 2015 18:35
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a man is slowly being driven mad by the faint sound of a party a block down the street for a half hour until he can take no more and approaches both the party and destiny with his gun
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Feb 4, 2015 18:37
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Guy has sex with a lady but then it turns out she was a ghost but then it turns out he was an alien.
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Feb 4, 2015 18:37
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Story seems like it's an allegory for either the Cold War or race relations but then in the twist ending it turns out it's about tax reforms.
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Feb 4, 2015 18:39
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Guy is running away from a monster but then it turns out he was really the monster all along but then no there's another bigger monster and it eats him and that monster was man.
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Feb 4, 2015 18:41
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a neo nazi leader discovers he is 1/64th jewish what a jew
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Feb 4, 2015 18:41
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Acne Rain posted:the moon is an egg and that's why it's gaining mass spooky
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Feb 4, 2015 18:42
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a fuckboi gets hassled
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Feb 4, 2015 18:42
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Guy travels through time to kill the greatest monster in history, FDR
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Feb 4, 2015 18:43
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a man's barbecue develops sentience and judges the man on his poor marinating skills. the barbecue enters a cooking competition against the man and makes a mean teriyaki pork tenderloin, taking the prize.
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Feb 4, 2015 18:51
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3 prisoners are tunneling out of a prison but on the other side of the tunnel it turns out theyre back in a common 1950s neighborhood in nazi germany but really on an alien planet and theyre the hostile aliens and surprisingly tiny and its really a zoo but it was all imagined in a sensory deprivation tank designed to simulate a manned mission to alpha centauri or so they thought but the testing is really for an earth invasion which turns out to be an invasion of good will except humanity proves too irresponsible and hostile to use any kind of alien help except for a living doll
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Feb 4, 2015 18:52
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4 chefs are competing on a cooking show where they have to prepare three courses, each time using a basket of mystery ingredients. At the end of the show, its revealed that they were cooking themselves the entire time. Also the judges are aliens.
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Feb 4, 2015 18:55
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a girl finds a magical journal that causes anything she writes into it to come true. shes dumb and forgets it in the airport where a time traveler finds it. that time traveler was Hitler.
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Feb 4, 2015 18:58
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An austrian artist discovers the terrifying secret that the world is being secretly controlled by an ancient evil cabal of reptilian shapeshifting hebrew bankers, but no one will believe him. Also the aliens are aliens.
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Feb 4, 2015 19:02
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Acne Rain posted:the moon is an egg and that's why it's gaining mass whoa this is a pretty cool idea i would watch it as long as the actors aren't british fuckers
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Feb 4, 2015 19:02
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a ghost is trying to find his identity, but it turns out he was a cat and not a guy
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