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a bunch of russian (???) soldiers shoot a guy for being gay or something. before his death the gay guy says hes a vampire & hell get the soldiers and then he jumps into a river and disappears. the soldiers go mad and end up murdering themselves by accident. the last living soldier finds the gay guys corpse by the the river bank, bled to death i think it would be a good twilight zone
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An innocent teenager is given the death sentence. The camera slowly zooms out to reveal a calendar with the far future date of "2016" on it.
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Feb 4, 2015 20:57
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A remake of the classic plane episode but with Benedict Cumberbatch instead of Shatner or Lithgow. The flight's destination? Lower Manhattan. A man enters the new store down the street that appeared out of nowhere and asks the shopkeeper if they've got anything to help him with his relationship worries. He recieves a bottle labeled "rape juice". His girlfriend turns out to be a skeleton. A space ship is on its journey, carrying aboard the last of humanity. They finally find a habitable planet and land on it, only to get devoured by robot zombie laser apes. The universe is shaped like a donut and they looped back to earth.
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Feb 4, 2015 21:42
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We're introduced to a relative small island in the middle of the ocean. The island is populated by a small tribe of people, one of which slaps another one to take fruit from them. The text "Your people have learned to fight over natural resources." The tribesman bites the fruit, which turns out to have been unedible, and dies. "Your people have been introduced to the concept of death." A young child is revealed, growing increasingly frustrated with a video game.
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Feb 5, 2015 06:02
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An atheist college professor publishes a book that conclusively disproves god and becomes a best-seller. Shortly afterwards, he stumbles onto a hidden gateway in the university's basement that lets him talk directly to god. He has many thrilling conversations with god about a wide variety of subjects until he decides to introduce his devout christian student to god. The student is appalled by the true nature of god and rejects god altogether. God gets angered by the student's closed mindedness and smites the student to death. The professor becomes the lead suspect in the murder of the student. He loses his job and his son dies from autoerotic asphyxiation, causing his wife to leave him. His neighbor drives over his dog. He gets diagnosed with an untreatable form of cancer. The sudden violent outburst from god had caused him to stop visiting the gateway so he dies alone, barely managing to finish the follow-up to his book. It's called "I was wrong, God exists and is a complete jerk". It sells poorly.
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Feb 5, 2015 15:02
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A tall, handsome blonde blue-eyed man barges into Hitler's home toting guns in both hands and is gunned down by nazis. Disappointed in his inability to change the timeline, he draws his last breath. Twist: He was a time traveler from an alternate future where Germany had won the war, forever destroying the genetic diversity and resulting in the extinction of the human species. Hitler then goes on to fail miserably anyway, because he's a terrible leader.
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Feb 6, 2015 05:27
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Die Hard with Hitler on a Zeppelini. E: Just Hitler in general, really. quakster fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Feb 6, 2015 |
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Feb 6, 2015 15:46
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A low-ranking employee working at a computer manufacturer discovers that every part they make corresponds to a part of the human brain and he realizes that they're actually creating artificial babies, which are then used for mundane everyday stuff by consumers. He sets the facility on fire but gets jailed for abortion. Hitler's probably in there somewhere, too.
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Feb 6, 2015 17:24
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Monkey Fracas posted:You wake up thinking you're in a Twilight Zone episode but everyone has a UK accent and you have a smartphone. You come to the monumental realization that you are actually in a Black Mirror episode.
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Feb 6, 2015 18:20
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Ex-Priest Tobin posted:someone posts 'im gay' jokingly on an internet forum and due to a forum curse actually becomes gay
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Feb 7, 2015 06:17
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A man's dog dies on his birthday. That dog was Hitler. Takes place inside a magic lamp.
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Feb 7, 2015 06:31
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maybe if she changed it, just a little... maybe the man would get it... *wakes up* drat... it's me, i'm the gypsey woman
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Feb 7, 2015 06:59
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On a space colony, the last remnants of humanity find themselves at odds. An elderly, childless businessman is using the colony's resources at an alarming pace, making the daily lives of people harder for his own benefit. Younger, less selfish people rise up in opposition but the businessman bargains with the more sociopathic residents and hires them to snuff out the opposition in exchange for more resources. One of the more lazy hitmen destroys the airlock system for most of the colony out of sheer disregard for life, sending all children and people capable of reproducing hurtling out into the cold vacuum of space. The next 45 minutes are a montage of the surviving elderly literally tearing each other apart, spliced together with footage of children's corpses floating around in zero-g. Twist: That lazy space hitman was a prominent politician in your home country during the filming of the episode. Also, the true nature of Man is that of a beast.
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Feb 8, 2015 01:33
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i think anyone whos capable of stringing together the words eternal & rape is jerkin off while doin it twist: i jerk off while typing the words hideous cannibal arrested for murder
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Feb 8, 2015 03:34
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A young woman is seen, telling a bedtime story to her little sister back home through the holocube system. It is a story about the past. Long ago, there used to exist a different type of human, one that had a weird little appendage hanging between its legs. It is not known what the purpose of this appendage was, only that it needed to be yanked every now and then, or the person would get increasingly erratic, culminating in violent outbursts. Eventually these people ceased to yank their appendages and wiped themselves out of existence via killing each other. The young girl falls asleep, her imagination filled with her sister's ridiculous, obviously made-up stories. Twist: She's the gypsy woman as a child, before she time traveled into the past with Nixon's ghost to kill Hitler.
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Feb 8, 2015 03:59
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A man who used to work as a clown is now jobless due to a series of rapes committed by a clown leading to nobody hiring clowns for parties anymore. Drowning his sorrows at a local bar, he is confronted by a family member of one of the serial rapist's targets, drunk and angry. The once-excellent entertainer is then violently raped by the larger, angry drunk, in an attempt at revenge, despite him having nothing to do with the Red Nose Rapes. The business is caught on camera and uploaded online by a bystander. Somewhere, an amateur comedian, who once claimed that rape is funny as long as it happens to a clown, changes his mind. Honk honk.
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Feb 8, 2015 04:17
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that's an oddly thorough statement
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Feb 8, 2015 16:13
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goatface posted:Genie genitalia is on the outside of their lamp. Wishes are genie ejaculate.
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Feb 10, 2015 06:54
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A world where people are murdering each other because they refuse to understand that a written narrative is fiction, no matter what you identify as, and fiction is allegorical at best.
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Feb 10, 2015 13:44
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there's that one 80's twilight zone revival ep about a photographer who picks her career over getting a family and isn't sure if it was the right choice so the ghost of her non-existent son comes to rub it in while she visits a zoo. there's also an ep where an autistic hoarder's pile of garbage turns out to be god, an ep where the only female character gets murdered by a spear-chucking caveman and nobody notices, an ep where an extra-terrestrial pedophile wants to put a child inside a fridge, an ep where spear-chucking tribesmen are trapped inside a camera, an ep where an asian lady uses an obscure racist term to refer to the asian main character repeatedly and other cool eps. A++, good times, highly recommended problematic zone
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Feb 10, 2015 16:12
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social vegan posted:or every poster on gbs is applewhite alt
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Feb 10, 2015 16:42
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A skeleton lives in a horrible dungeon underground, filled with traps and treasure. Over the decades, left alone in the dungeon, the skeleton grows bored. One day, an adventurer arrives to loot the place and gets quite far before accidentally falling into a pit of deadly acid. The skeleton notices what is happening and rushes out to help, excited about the possibility of company, but oh no, it's too late, the adventurer is dead. Pulling what's left of his corpse out of the pit, the skeleton sighs, having been left all alone again. But wait! The skeleton has an idea! Itruns to a chest hidden deep inside the dungeon and pulls out a book. It is a book for resurrecting the dead! The skeleton performs one of the many rites detailed in the book, and the adventurer's corpse rises, as if it were alive again! Shedding what is left of his flesh, the adventurer's skeleton joins his new skeleton friend and together they spend, many, many centuries, down in the horrible underground dungeon. The End. (Pan-out, the narrator is revealed to be gypsy genie Hitler alien ghost clown reading from a book who then gives a knowing wink to the camera.)
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Feb 10, 2015 17:19
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In the absence of furries to draw and animate their fantasies for adolescents to consume, anime reaches global domination. A time traveler goes back and shoots the scientist three days before he invents the portal, before killing himself. Post-Anime Stress Disorder.
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Feb 10, 2015 18:11
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Anime Hitler wins the war and claims his place as the one true emperor of humanity.
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Feb 10, 2015 18:20
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President Kucinich posted:Autism syrup inadvertently cures AIDS.
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Feb 13, 2015 09:00
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Alan Smithee posted:wherein we live in a society where everybody is a pornstar watching each other do porn
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Feb 17, 2015 10:20
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I Greyhound posted:Scientists build nanomachines to eradicate all disease and release them. The virus turns on its creators who were all made out of nanomachines.
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