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Ok, so there's a dating quiz show and the nerdy unsure-of-himself guy wins it, only all the girls, other contestants and audience are holograms because the human race is extinct and our lone contestant is in a holo-zoo where his mind is wiped every day to replay the same dating show over and over again. A fat alien kid sucks on its alien fairy floss and tugs on one of the six arms of its patriarch. "Daaaaad I'm boooooored!" Stock meaningful music plays over black and white credits.
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Feb 4, 2015 11:58
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The whole world and everyone living on it are actually made of chocolate. Chocoholics are the worst serial killers imaginable because they can eat all the evidence.
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Feb 4, 2015 12:05
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Ooh, ooh, how about a normal 45 minute drama story only the ~twist~ is that in this strange world all the doors are actually giant sized animatronic goatse. All the doors.
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Feb 4, 2015 12:06
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The episode is just a slightly shortened version of The Ring, only instead of a creepy little girl crawling out of the TV its the Burger King instead. "HAVE IT YOUR WAY." he rasps as a ghostly hand rams a Tendercrisp Bacon Burger down the throat of his latest victim.
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Feb 4, 2015 13:08
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A man buys a winning lottery ticket but only had 24 hours to claim it. He gets locked in his basement during an argument with his girlfriend who he doesn't tell because he wants to elope with his Best Friend Barry from the cowboy ranch. Unable to escape he makes a deal with the ghost of Nixon dressed in a Hitler uniform. Once he finally escapes and rushed to claim the winning ticket he drives so dangerously he leads police on a Blue's Brothers style chase across the state. When he finally hands in the ticket it turns out to be a shared prize pool and his portion comes to $23.47,
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Feb 5, 2015 19:56
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Everyone who rents in a mysterious newly built house dies within 7 days of their first night. A paranormal detective decides to sleep in the house with a network of video cameras to uncover the mystery. Can he do it before his 7 days are up? No, he dies in agony on the 7th night foaming at the mouth. The twist is the house was made with prefabricated materials from China and they emit odorless toxic chemicals at night. It turns out to be the Grover House.
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Feb 6, 2015 11:53
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Long after the nuclear apocalypse Elvis is worshipped as a God by a community of degenerated mutants who find a still functioning record player with a single LP. A rival mutant community does the same thing but for Cher. The Elvis worshippers declare war and both tribes are wiped out to the last survivor. A vault dweller from Fallout walks through the carnage after the smoke clears and a loud mood breaking advertisement for the latest Bethesda game plays over the credits.
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Feb 6, 2015 13:00
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An African-American physicist is transported into an alternate world by a freak lab accident. There are no signs of civilization and everyone is a primitive, white, dumb and stupid barbarian. He unites the warring tribes to bring peace and teaches them basic construction techniques so they no longer have to be hunter gatherers. As the credits roll the camera focuses on a tattered newspaper half buried in the dirt with the date set twenty years from today. The headline reads "Thanks Obama".
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Feb 7, 2015 07:25
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An aspiring author has a lucid dream about a twisted world where proper writing is disdained. Newspapers and magazines are nothing more than blatant propaganda and paid advertising. The only socially accepted forms of communication are SMS texting, memes and animated GIFs with short subtitles. With a start the author wakes up in a cold sweat. Shaking they slowly get out of bed to post about their experience on Tumblr.
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Feb 11, 2015 13:27
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It turns out that mobile phones DO cause cancer and it was covered up as a plan by aliens who want to invade and steal our vital fluids after we're all too weakened by tumors to combat their invading armies. The twist is that while our militaries are paralyzed due to high levels of sick leave our cell phone towers are still in operation and the aliens are even more vulnerable to cellphone radiation that we are. This program proudly sponsored by the copper ore industry in association with the telephonists union.
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Feb 13, 2015 12:07
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