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The protagonists of the story take off their helmets and it turns out they are hideous aliens. The "Alien Invasion" they defeated was actually the human race. A man believes he is a ghost, but was actually being pranked by his friends. He tries to walk across a busy street and is killed in a car accident, becoming a real ghost. A beef magnate wakes up in the body of a cow. He is powerless to make himself understood as he is herded into the abattoir.
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An astronomer discovers there is a planet heading on a direct collision course with Earth! Earth's governments and scientists do everything they can but are ultimately powerless to escape their doom. Just as the planets collide and explode, the camera zooms way out until the scene resolves into the image of a physicist at the controls of a powerful cyclotron. He and his team have just split the atom for the first time. They pop a bottle of champagne to celebrate.
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Feb 4, 2015 15:10
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An astronaut lands on a planet that is exactly like his childhood home. All his dead relatives are there waiting to welcome him. They tell him he has died and this is heaven. He is skeptical at first but gradually the convince him. It turns out it is an alien illusion and they trick him into revealing the location of Earth. The last scene is a slow pan across the invasion fleet about to launch.
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Feb 4, 2015 15:19
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Spaceman Future! posted:A fat greasy nerd wants to do nothing but play video games and be left alone. After falling asleep in a bomb shelter while foraging for jerkey and hand lotion the world as we know it gets destroyed in a nuclear holocaust. Excited the nerd rushes to find a working television and generator only to realize all the games he wants to play were online enabled and there is no internet nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ha ha! A fitting punishment.
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Feb 4, 2015 15:36
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A kid drinks a growth serum to make himself big enough to beat up the bullies who have been tormenting him. He beats the bullies but now everyone else teases him for being a tall freak.
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Feb 4, 2015 15:40
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A dancer injects concrete into her butt so that she can have a big butt like her idol, Pebbelz Da Model. It works out well at first and she becomes highly sought after for rap videos, but to her horror she learns that the concrete in her blood is slowly turning her to stone. She ends up as a statue in a fan's private collection. She is mounted opposite a TV that shows her best music videos on a loop. A close up on the statue reveals that it has shed a single tear.
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Feb 4, 2015 16:51
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A man discovers that beyond the boundaries of his boring 1950's suburb it was actually colonial times all along.
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Feb 4, 2015 17:04
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A couple is trapped in a blizzard and things look bleak. Why does God torment them so capriciously? After a heroic effort to survive, they eventually succumb and freeze to death. It turns out they were living in a snowglobe being shaken by a child.
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Feb 4, 2015 20:32
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A man flees a squad of Hitler clones. Everywhere he turns, Hitler torments him. The Hitlers capture him and strap him to an operating table. It turns out everyone in the world is Hitler except for this guy and the Hitlers are trying to "help" him by giving him surgery to look "normal."
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Feb 4, 2015 20:35
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A blue hedgehog becomes famous for running fast and foiling a fat scientist's evil schemes. At first he enjoys his fame and lives the high life, but gradually comes to realize that his fanbase is composed almost entirely of the most reprehensible people imaginable. He does everything he can to sabotage his own career and drive fans away, but no matter what he does, these horrible people just love him more! Eventually he can't take it anymore and commits suicide. A man reading about the suicide in a newspaper shakes his head and clucks his tongue, remarking to his companion that he's baffled by how someone beloved by so many could want to kill himself.
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Feb 4, 2015 20:56
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Obligatory Handle posted:A goon who was previously invisible begins to branch out and make new threads. Surprisingly to himself, he begins to notice that his threads are popular and he has become a beloved member of the Something Awful community. The episode begins with a healthy looking, but somewhat nerdy young man of about 17 making a post and all of the rest of the episode is told only through his online posts. He posts often in threads about crossfit complaining about people at his gym curling in the squat rack, keeping him from performing his daily squats. He posts about these "totally crazy" chicks he has met on Tinder, etc. Basically posts that paint him to be a socially well functioning and normal person. The last shot of the episode pans out from the computer screen and shows a now morbidly obese man of about 30, almost completely bald and covered in Cheetos dust. In the background, a woman yells "Honey, your TV dinner is ready!" This one is gonna give me nightmares.
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Feb 4, 2015 20:57
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A carnival sideshow features a mirror that only shows people what they hate most about themselves. Everyone who looks into it is driven to depression and suicide. The mirror is condemned as evil and an angry mob smashes it to pieces. It turns out it was just a normal mirror.
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Feb 4, 2015 21:10
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A man farts so hard the entire Earth is destroyed. He won the farting contest, but at what cost?
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Feb 4, 2015 21:12
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A scientist out to prove his world-changing theory has a robot servant that he repeatedly berates. The closer he gets to the answer, the more irrational and abusive he becomes, belittling the robot for every tiny mistake and hurling insults constantly. The robot passively accepts every indignity because it is an emotionless machine. Finally, the efforts of a lifetime come down to a single experiment that will make or break the scientist's whole career. Just as he is about to throw the switch, the robot starts clearing away the scientist's uneaten lunch and accidentally knocks over a vial of chemicals, ruining the experiment. "I am sorry, doctor. I am so clumsy," the robot apologizes mechanically as it watches the scientist wail in despair. Was it really an accident? Fade out on the robot's dispassionate expression.
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Feb 4, 2015 21:46
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Look under your chairs. You've all just won the keys to a brand new car. You hop in to take your prize for a spin, but are horrified to discover the car drives itself and will only take you to one place: The Twilight Zone. Our first stop, a seemingly ordinary girl with a seemingly ordinary doll. On closer inspection, however, we discover that this doll is pure evil! It starts telling her to do bad things, and she obeys, performing an escalating series of misdeeds. When she is finally apprehended after a horrific murder spree, she blames the doll for her crimes. Actually the girl is a psychopath and the doll is just an ordinary doll. Chew on this tidbit: four children are staying at a house in the countryside to escape the London Blitz during World War II. There, they discover a magical wardrobe that is a portal to a fantasy world of wonder and magic. They live an entire lifetime there as kings and queens before returning home, where they discover only a few minutes have passed and actually their adventure was a dying hallucination as they suffocated inside the locked cabinet.
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Feb 5, 2015 14:24
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Hitler wakes up and looks in a mirror. He is shocked to discover he is not Hitler, but an ordinary American Joe.
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Feb 5, 2015 19:27
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A ghost house is haunted by a living human.
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Feb 5, 2015 19:29
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Hitler wakes up to discover he is Abraham Lincoln on his way to Ford's Theatre. He regrets his earlier actions when he woke up as John Wilkes Booth the previous day.
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Feb 5, 2015 20:57
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Applewhite posted:Hitler wakes up to discover he is Abraham Lincoln on his way to Ford's Theatre. He regrets his earlier actions when he woke up as John Wilkes Booth the previous day. Alternatively: Hitler wakes up as John Wilkes Booth and carries out his mission in spite of having been Abraham Lincoln the previous day.
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Feb 5, 2015 21:27
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A man wakes up to find Hitler shaving in front of him. After several minutes of confusion, he realizes to his horror that he has become a mirror. A man wakes up and looks in the mirror, only to discover his own face is a mirror! He is further horrified to discover that he has become Cobra Commander.
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Feb 6, 2015 14:53
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Radical Feminists start killing themselves in an effort to raise the female suicide rate and defeat the popular MRA talking point that men are more likely to commit suicide than women. MRAs catch on to the scheme and counter with a suicide campaign of their own. Fast forward to ten years in the future, America is a paradise of gender equality because all the sexists have killed themselves.
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Feb 6, 2015 15:14
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Cobra Commander is delighted to discover that he has woken up in the body of Hitler in 1937. Nazi Germany loses the war years ahead of time because they try to take over the world by sabotaging the 1937 World's Fair instead of the normal way.
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Feb 6, 2015 15:29
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A mirror wakes up and is horrified to discover that it has become a telephone.
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Feb 6, 2015 15:30
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You're riding the bus home from work and find yourself feeling drowsy. You decide to rest your eyes, but end up sleeping past your stop. You wake up disoriented and confused. The bus driver announces that the final stop is The Friend Zone. A nice guy who is beloved by all does a series of escalating favors for a beautiful girl. On one of his visits, he notices she has been crying. He asks her what is wrong and she tells him she's just been dumped by her hot boyfriend and that she feels like nobody could ever love her. He comforts her and tells her that she was too good for him, and that she deserves a man who appreciates her, because she could have anyone she wants. She is heartened by his words and tells him that he's right, rewarding him with a kiss on the cheek. The next day, he shows up at her house with a bouquet of flowers, ready to begin their courtship. When the girl answers the door however, she is accompanied by a tall, strikingly handsome man. The nice guy is taken aback and asks the identity of the athletic stranger. The girl explains that the handsome man is her new boyfriend, and thanks the nice guy profusely for giving her the confidence to finally ask the man of her dreams on a date. "Oh, that's... wonderful," answers the nice guy, choking back tears. Fade out on the nice guy's discarded bouquet, now moldering in the gutter.
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Feb 6, 2015 16:11
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Hitler wakes up and looks in the Hitler, but is horrified to discover that he is Hitler.
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Feb 6, 2015 16:18
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You open up a chocolate bar and see something gold glinting beneath the wrapper. It's a golden Ticket! One of only five in the world. You've just won a trip to: The Twilight Zone A race of reptile like aliens sends a team of advanced scouts to Earth in the guise of ordinary humans. Their mission is to infiltrate and subvert human society in preparation for a full-scale invasion. Tension builds as the sinister lizards work toward the destruction of unsuspecting mankind. One day, an ordinary human stumbles on the alien hideout and discovers their secret. He tries to flee and warn the authorities, but after a suspenseful chase, he is mortally wounded by an alien raygun blast. The reptile creatures drag his corpse back to their lair where they make a startling discovery: the man they killed was not human, but some kind of sentient plant! They capture and dissect several more humans with the same result. It turns out the entire human race was wiped out and replaced by shapeshifting alien pods years prior the reptiles' arrival. The aliens abort the mission and return to their home planet. The last shot suggests that one of the reptiles has been replaced by a plant creature.
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Feb 6, 2015 16:44
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A giant, evil brain threatens to destroy the world, but it is ultimately laid low by its inability to get laid.
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Feb 6, 2015 16:53
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It seems like a good thing is happening, but really it was the bad thing.
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Feb 6, 2015 18:36
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A man puts on a pair of cursed shoes that cannot be taken off. They force him to dance until he dies of exhaustion. Only too late does he realize he could have cut his feet off.
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Feb 6, 2015 19:41
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Stottie Kyek posted:A group of astronauts lands on a paradise planet where everyone spends their time dancing, having sex and eating the tasty and mildly hallucinogenic fruits that grow all over the place, all year round. Their suspicions are aroused, and after some investigation, they discover that everything is exactly as it seems. The astronauts then proceed to ruin it for everybody somehow.
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Feb 6, 2015 21:22
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After years of living as a ghost, a man discovers he was actually alive all along and people have just been ignoring him.
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A man is awakened in the night by a strange scratching sound. It seems to be coming from the walls of his apartment, but even after several hours of searching he cannot pinpoint the source. He spends the rest of the night in fitful sleep and calls an landlord the next day. The landlord can't find anything but sprays around just to be sure. The scratching is back the next night and the man places an angry call to the landlord demanding he call an exterminator. They fumigate the apartment and seal up every tiny crevice with foam, but no sooner is the man back in his bed than he hears the scratching sound again. If anything it's louder than before! Driven to the brink of madness from frustration and lack of sleep, he takes up a hammer and begins tearing open the walls and floors in search of the source of the noise. Dawn finds him collapsed and catatonic on the floor in the center of a totally demolished room. He stares at the sky with a vacant expression as he listens to what we now see is a parasitic insect in his ear canal gnawing its way toward his brain.
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Feb 7, 2015 06:15
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A gypsy woman finds a magic lamp and wishes to be stalked by a scary clown for the rest of her life. The clown turns out to be Hitler.
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After overhearing a man's prejudicial commments on race, an old gypsy woman decides to teach him a lesson and curses him. The racist man awakens in a world where whites are an oppressed underclass and Blacks, together with other former minorites, wield the majority of wealth and political power. After a harrowing day of experiencing life as a second class citizen, the man begs to be released from his torment. He awakes from the nightmare and the gypsy woman asks him what he's learned. He tells her he's learned that it's more important than ever that minorities be kept in their place because he's seen the terrible consequences of allowing them to have power. The gypsy woman awakes in a cold sweat, having learned a valuable lesson about the dangers of teaching people magical lessons.
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An ordinary Austrian man crosses a gypsy woman and she curses him to become "the most hated man in the world." That man was Adolf Hitler. The gypsy woman reflects on her folly as she dies in a concentration camp.
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A hardcore Apple fan uses underhanded methods to be the first man in America to get his hands on the newest iPhone, weeks ahead of the official release date. Unfortunately for him, the phone is cursed. Its autocorrect feature alters all his messages to say horrible things, and its built-in navigation system only takes him to horrible places. These bugs are fixed by the time the phone is released in stores, but because the man got his phone illegally he is not eligible for software updates. He can't use his illicit contacts to help him either, because his horrifically altered texts alienated them as well as all his friends and family. He tries to drive to their houses to apologize in person, but the navigation program routes him through a high crime neighborhood, where he is murdered for his new iPhone. The mugger begins experiencing the same problems with the evil phone and the cycle begins anew...
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Feb 7, 2015 19:14
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Two tall, thin men and two short fat men make a suicide pact. Wherever they are in the world on a prearranged date, they will shoot themselves. The day arrives and the tall thin men shoot themselves in the head. As does one of the short fat men. The last man chickens out at the last minute and shoots the ground. Zoom out to reveal the men are actually the Twin Towers, the Pentagon and the White House. The prearranged date was 9/11.
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Feb 7, 2015 19:20
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A man dials 911 on a cursed phone and it causes 9/11. A ghost joins the circus to become a ghost clown but ends up shoveling elephant poo poo for all eternity. A woman complains that the overwhelming majority of ironic curses happen to men and goes out of her way to get cursed. The curse turns out to be that she is transformed into a man. A gambling addict discovers a magical pair of dice that always make him win. After a lucrative winning streak he gambles with the wrong crowd and they kill him for cheating.
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Feb 7, 2015 19:26
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A woman with a big, jiggly behind shakes her butt at the screen for the entire episode. At the very end she turns around and reveals she was actually a man the whole time and calls anyone who masturbated to him "officially gay."
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A man dials 448537 on a cursed phone and causes Hitler.
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