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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Post More First World Problems: five times father-fucked cricket bastards
 
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Drunk Beekeeper
Jan 13, 2007

Is this deception?
I'm laying in my hammock in my back yard. Conditions are near perfect: 79 degrees, not a cloud in the sky, my palm trees are swaying in the light breeze, sun glistening off of my pool, ice cold IPA in my hand, dog sleeping in the grass next to me. Literally the perfect Sunday afternoon. My hammock is a traditional one between two trees (not palms) because gently caress those janky ones with their own frames. My FWP is the breeze, it occasionally spreads the branches and leaves apart enough that the sun hits my eyes, and I'm too lazy to go get my sunglasses from inside.

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