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I had to pay for my pizza in my footie pajamas. My cookie monster footie pajamas. Wearing a cookie monster tank top. All for being too lazy on a Saturday to put on proper clothes.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2015 00:58 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 15:16 |
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I'm sick. I don't have to work. But I hate being sick!
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2015 16:42 |
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It's the flu. I want to feel better!!!
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2015 08:12 |
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My digestive system after surgery just won't work as it should.
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# ¿ May 9, 2015 05:50 |
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I got anxiety at not being able to find a low priced plane ticket then I remembered I don't have to pay for it so I don't need to worry that much
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2015 07:37 |
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I ate way too many tacos. I regret nothing. It's hard to breathe.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2015 03:38 |
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I came to work early and enjoyed the quiet office but people are arriving and the girl in the next aisle has the sexy baby voice and I want to strangle her or something.
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2015 13:57 |
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I have an appointment to refill my eyelash extensions and have a relaxing nap but I don't wanna leave the house
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2015 19:10 |
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I always need to use the bathroom when it's being cleaned at work Get a grip, body!
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2015 17:05 |
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I was given a buttload of rabbit after a medieval fair I get to eat it but then again I have to prepare it and ughhhhhhhhhh
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 00:16 |
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I left my earphones at home and tge work spares are uncomfortable. I'd rather not listen to music but I am bored.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 21:19 |
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I wanted to party tonight but everyone went home and I'm boooored. Now everyone's asleep except my cats.3
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2015 06:13 |
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Mac n cheese grosses me out I'm more broken than I thought
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2015 22:01 |
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I took a fish oil pill and I'm burping. Ugh.
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2015 18:37 |
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David Bowie is dead and I can't get over it.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2016 18:37 |
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Related to the world's lack of Bowie, my facebook feed is full of assholes making fun of "posers" that mourn him. Same thing with Lemmy.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2016 19:50 |
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Inzombiac posted:Yeah, that's why I never stop posting about the things I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE OMG so that when I am sad when they die I am not labeled by Curtis Arnold, heir to Rick's Discount Motor Supplies of the greater Rhode Island area. True fans have a database where they are certified Seriously, I should have just posted "Facebook". Tons of misogyny, stupidity and I can't deal with it today!
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2016 00:41 |
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I overcooked the snap peas in my stir fry
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2016 20:52 |
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My job is sending me to Disney World for a week but I have to make my own reservations and if I have to listen once more to "It's a little world" stupid song I might kill someone
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2016 17:24 |
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nexus6 posted:"It's a small world"
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2016 21:06 |
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In my work trip to Disney World they also rented the Harry Potter attraction at Universal. It was slightly too short of a time frame and I didn't get to see the wand shop and ride the Hogwarts simulator twice.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2016 06:11 |
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I'm back to my super awesome work and I have not much to do. New team.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2016 21:28 |
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My most famous relative is a reggaeton singer.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2016 05:59 |
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This is so frustrating
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 08:00 |
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Chocolate Chips posted:Which one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqpKDkVzlqU
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2016 23:25 |
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He's really nice, too.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2016 08:31 |
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I had to go to work on a holiday. I got to exchange the day but I wanted to be lazy today!
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2016 22:47 |
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I made some hair color mistakes. I corrected most but those I couldn't make me look like a stoner unicorn. Also, there's 2 buildings at work. I have to take some classes at the one my office is not, and the restrooms suckling!
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2016 19:53 |
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I injured my clavicule on 2013 and it is hurting now
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2016 22:37 |
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My afternoons are free after 2 years of 15+ hours work days every day, and now I want to do a lot of stuff and I can't. I have to choose between seeing friends, doing crafts, being home or do sports. I want to do all of those!
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2016 00:29 |
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I went to Disney World on February and there wasn't a lot of people, which ruled. First world problem: I want to work from home today as well, but I have to go to the office.
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2016 16:22 |
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My ex posted a ridiculous facebook profile picture and I want to passive agressively mock it but I can't find the right picture to do it, so I don't get to be petty.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2016 22:26 |
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I didn't cook so I didn't bring any lunch and I am hungry but I hate everything around work. Maybe I'll get a burger when I am free but I am also watching my weight so ugh
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2016 19:19 |
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I want to go to my parents' house and chill with them and eat their food but I'm chilling with my huge, adorable cat and don't want to move, or buy food and cook it
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2016 21:39 |
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Instead of being on my cushy office cube, I'm on a loud, cold lab, but weather is hot today so it is actually very nice. But I left my phone with my music at the cube so I carried my headphones all this way for nothing.
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 19:29 |
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I got into work super late but it was ok, since I have to run tests until 8 pm I wanted to work from home after 6.
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 20:00 |
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This is a super third world problem but I can't even right now with the huge wave of homophobia in my country at the moment.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 07:14 |
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Mikl posted:The governor of the next region over from mine is being a loving idiot again with the whole "OH MY GOD WE CAN'T TEACH IN SCHOOL THAT HOMOSEXUALITY IS NORMAL THINK OF THE CHILDREN" thing, and it makes me really loving mad even though I can do nothing but yell at him on social media Imagine this but all over the country I got Tumblr triggered and touched the poop because some acquaintances were being incredibly homophobic on social media and I couldn't hold it anymore so I came out of the closet on that circle while trying to educate them on some topics. But no, apparently I wasn't subhuman until I admitted to also liking ladies.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 23:10 |
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I somehow hurt my clavicule again and my arm is immobilized and I have to do evrything with one hand. At least I'm ambidextrous!
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 23:00 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 15:16 |
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I'm on medical leave and bored out of my mind
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2016 19:04 |