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Are you telling me you don't own a button down shirt or a pair of khakis or something? You seriously have to put thought into "not dressing goony"? I'm so confused. Are the only clothes you own Pokémon related or what?
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I'm sorry I will whisper next time as to not overwhelm you. I feel that you're still being serious about having to go buy a seperate outfit to wear in public without being humiliated though.
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Mar 13, 2015 19:13
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I hate my job but it's pretty easy and it pays well.
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Apr 2, 2015 19:02
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HOLY gently caress posted:I love video games but I'm really bad at them. This, but with sex.
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May 7, 2015 16:51
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He's the guy who won't shut up about whatever boring stuff he did this weekend while all you want to do is get your loving lasagna out of the microwave and eat in peace.
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Jul 16, 2015 18:43
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Hahaha "Have you just asked your girlfriend is she's ok with you loving other women?"
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Jul 17, 2015 22:41
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Tiggum posted:Why would you get points for not doing the wrong thing? Isn't that just the baseline of what's expected of you? That's like expecting the police to ring you up to thank you for not committing any crimes today. You mean you haven't been getting the calls?
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Jul 18, 2015 14:10
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KingColliwog posted:You're an animal. Stop eating unripe food. I just rip a corner off a paper towel and wipe the peanut butter off with that before I put it in the dishwasher. Try that! 
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May 18, 2017 21:26
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I don't think it's possible to be bad at washing a dish. You can be a lazy gently caress, sure, but bad?
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May 19, 2017 16:36
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EvenWorseOpinions posted:Dear annoying coworker who I am stuck with for next ten hours, language does not exist so that you can constantly fill the airwaves with your train of consciousness you are not making conversation it is ok for it to be quiet for ten seconds Natalie Portman IS super cute bro
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Jul 31, 2017 02:17
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I woke up last Tuesday with a stiff neck. I stupidly played 4 games of softball in the next 2 days because our team was in the playoffs. It's not stiff anymore but it's been a week straight of nearly unbearable pain emanating from my spine. I have a $7000 deductible on my health insurance, and I can't afford to miss work or go to the doctor. I would do nearly anything to be pain free for 5 minutes at this point. America!
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Oct 26, 2017 15:20
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KingColliwog posted:Have you tried fizzy water? Ever since I started drinking club soda I completely stopped drinking any sugary drink easily. Something I thought I would never be able to do This. I've always hated Seltzer/Soda Water/Club Soda, but once I tried flavored seltzer (Triple Berry Canada Dry Seltzer to be exact), now I loving love it.
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Feb 2, 2018 14:56
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Don't go to Autozone if you have a check engine light. Nothing good is going to come of that. All they can do is give you a generic code that still has to be diagnosed, and/or clear the codes/turn the light off. (Hint: It will just come back on) Neither of those is helpful. Go somewhere and pay to have it diagnosed properly so you can fix it. Also, most (all?) places now use full synthetic oil, which means you can go 5,000-7,500 miles before you need another oil change. Gone are the days of needing to change your oil every 3,000 miles.
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Mar 30, 2018 16:20
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Where do you live if I may ask?
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Mar 30, 2018 21:03
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Honestly I wouldn't believe anything said by someone who owns 7 cats.
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May 3, 2018 16:51
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Mouse Dresser posted:My husband puts his keys on a large carabiner and hooks them onto his belt loop. You can keep track of them, feel them on your hip, and manage having a lot of keys. And also sound like a janitor with every step!
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May 24, 2018 21:49
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I’m abstaining from drinking for the month of September and it’s boring hanging out with your friends when they are all drinking and you aren’t. 
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Sep 17, 2018 14:52
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White noise machine
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May 26, 2019 19:50
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Just buy an air conditioner. You can get a small one for less than $100.
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Jun 15, 2019 02:05
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frogge posted:Nah. Just like taxis, they know the best routes to let the meter run. Uber drivers don’t make more if it takes longer. The fee is set when you reserve the uber, before the ride even begins.
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Sep 22, 2019 18:11
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Picnic Princess posted:Not in my city. I had one miss a turn off and had to do a big loop around and it added $4 to the quoted price. That is ridiculous.
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Sep 22, 2019 19:38
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YeahTubaMike posted:I woke up one minute before my alarm today. How is this not a good thing?
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Oct 23, 2020 12:32
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C-Euro posted:My employer doesn't roll over any un-used PTO at the end of a calendar year so I have to figure out how to smoke like seven or eight days in the next six weeks. And that's already counting me taking the entire week of Thanksgiving off! I’ve never understood how people treat this as a problem? Just take off whatever days you want. You get to get paid to not go to work, it’s awesome.
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Nov 17, 2020 03:31
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C-Euro posted:Three years of grad school almost completely ruined my ability to take time off guilt-free, or at least to take time off without a good reason to do so. I'll probably just end up taking every Monday off for the rest of the year or something. This still sounds nice!
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Nov 17, 2020 04:46
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Inzombiac posted:I'm the only one that does my job so if I take time off, the work will pile up and it'll be a shitstorm when I return. I’m sorry, that’s some bullshit.
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Nov 20, 2020 21:34
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A Christmas gift I order for my wife was delayed and is now going to arrive the day after Christmas. 😞
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Dec 21, 2020 21:33
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My Lovely Horse posted:Second Covid shot is kicking my rear end Drink lots of fluids and enjoy being superhuman.
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Jul 2, 2021 09:06
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How would you be immune 8 months later?
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Jul 30, 2021 23:37
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Ugh. I want to order a pizza but it's 94 outside and I just don't wanna deal with that right now. Do you not own a phone?
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Aug 1, 2021 01:10
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It’s worth a shot to ask if they can drop your car off for you. If it’s not too far a drive it shouldn’t be a problem. If you’re going to have to pay for two rides, you can even offer them $20-$30 to drop it for you, if need be.
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Oct 21, 2021 19:28
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Came home from a 12 hour shift at work with an hour commute each way to find my entire apartment flooded because the idiot who installed my new washing machine broke a valve off of my water heater or something. gently caress my life.
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Squirting some lemon or lime juice into the seltzer might help?
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