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I decided I should preview ALL the VHS tapes I have to sell on eBay. I've done at least 50, and there are still at least 50 more. I am regretting this, and have tapes piled up on the floor that I'll have to put away. And if I ever see a vintage Disney logo again, it will be too soon.
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My normal normal, contract post office is closed for computer repairs, so I'm at a USPS one in a long line. Some moron is trying to send tires by media mail.
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Apr 20, 2015 20:27
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I'm trapped at work because of severe weather. The elderly are playing charades.
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May 25, 2015 20:54
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Judging by these phone calls, the people working on my car could gently caress up a one-man parade. I said to drain the fuel first because I'm pretty sure it's full of water. Of course it's going to be throwing codes if the fuel's hosed up!
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Jun 23, 2015 17:52
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I had to get on my hands and knees to get a stubborn Chihuahua out of her kennel today. Then she didn't want to go back in.
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Sep 29, 2015 00:53
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My car got backed into while I was going 10 MPH in a parking lot. Shattered my passenger side headlight, smashed in my quarter panel, hosed up the door, and seems to have damaged the suspension. My car hasn't even had its first oil change yet. Her car was untouched: Ford Focus S: O, Ford F-150: 1. And I was with my sister. In Dallas. At a dog show, picking up her puppy. That was a fun drive back to Austin, hoping the car wouldn't poo poo out on I-35. At least the puppy was well-behaved on the ride.
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Dec 6, 2015 03:13
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My dad's band is practicing in the next room, and they're using the PA to pretend they're sports announcers.
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Dec 28, 2015 21:21
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One of the dogs in daycamp got skunked. He went to grooming first, and they apparently used vinegar and tomato paste on him. Which didn't work that well. He smells like a weed pizza. Flaccid Trip has a new favorite as of 06:06 on May 21, 2016 |
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May 20, 2016 19:05
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I sliced my thumb while trying to cut a plum off the pit. The plum turned out to be going bad on the inside, so I had no plums, and a bleeding thumb. I also put my keys in my purse, then into my locker at work. And locked it. At least we had bolt cutters.
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May 26, 2016 06:25
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I'm in the emergency room with a deep cat bite on my right hand Typing with my left hand is hard
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Jul 14, 2016 03:48
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I just twisted my back because a stupid loving Lab dug his giant feet into the floor and wouldn't get into the trying kennel after his bath. So I had to half pick up, half wrestle the moron in, and of course he's one of those lovely, 80 pound oversized Labs.
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Aug 29, 2016 23:57
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A dog slammed through his kennel door while I was trying to leash him, and the latch hit me right above the eye, so now I've got a giant lump on my forehead. Also, I need new work shoes, and I hate shoe shopping because my feet are super wide and really flat, so nothing fits right.
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Nov 3, 2016 00:05
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I stopped at a gas station/liquor store because I read that they had import candy, so I bought a few without checking the expiry dates. Only one is in date. The Topic bar I ate was best by 2013. And I've got a Cadbury Twisted Bar that was best by 2012. Still going to eat them, because I'm stubborn, but I'm going to stick with going to the shops I trust for sweet, sweet Euro candy. Also, a Cane Corso puppy pulled me down a set of stairs and I nearly smashed my head in on the dog tub.
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Nov 16, 2016 05:45
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Gorilla Salad posted:How is that even legal to sell something so far out of date? I don't think it is legal, and I should probably contact someone about it. I don't feel ill yet, but it's a good lesson on checking best by date so you don't contract super botulism.
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Nov 16, 2016 07:04
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The motor in my ice cream churn blew while I was making ice cream for the work Thanksgiving potluck. It was at the end when I went to add the nuts and toffee, so I just had to stir by hand, but I only used the machine about 10 times.
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Nov 22, 2016 18:13
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The back of the clinic smells like rot due to a canine rabies decap. On the plus side, it was a good learning experience.
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Dec 2, 2016 19:08
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I just started a job with a fire/flood/crime cleanup company. First day, cleaning items. From a house that had a bedbug infestation. We weren't even cleaning furniture, then we went to bug bomb the crater furniture plus everything else we cleaned. You get one guess as to who the ONLY PERSON to wind up with bedbug bites is.
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Apr 6, 2017 20:38
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I keep seeing ads for Long John Silver's, and I want their chicken and fries so much. But I can't eat there because they cook everything with shellfish, and I'm allergic.
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May 27, 2017 02:25
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I'm on hold to follow up with the surgeon to get my gallbladder out and the hold music is "Happy"
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Oct 13, 2017 15:04
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YeahTubaMike posted:They raised the price of goat milk at my local grocery store by 20 cents. Those monsters! I can't really have goat milk since I got my gallbladder out. It's so fatty and delicious that it just fucks over my GI for the day. A lot of my favorite foods do that now, and regular milk sucks for drinking.
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Dec 10, 2017 04:37
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I'm working on not biting my nails and actually growing them out so I can wear polish and feel fancy. Forgot nails are longer, scratched head, gave self stupid-looking cut that bled horribly. 
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Jan 3, 2018 19:58
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Someone on eBay left me (my first!) negative feedback because the VHS they ordered arrived and was a VHS, not a DVD.
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Feb 6, 2018 04:51
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queserasera posted:If it makes you feel any better, when I look at seller feedback less than the top rating, I'm looking for a consistent pattern of seller behavior and ignore all the dipshit buyers whose feedback consists of "did not read description, am mad." It will be okay. I'm not too mad about, it actually made me laugh at how absurd it was. My mom also sells, and one time had someone claim they couldn't pay because "they were dead".
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Feb 7, 2018 03:22
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The waffle food truck at work ran out of waffles when I was the next person in line.
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Mar 15, 2018 18:27
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