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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Post More First World Problems: five times father-fucked cricket bastards
 
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shipwrek
Dec 11, 2009

Drunk octopus wants
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My ridiculously overpaid government contract job is being extended for another two months but I was looking forward to having a few months off.

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shipwrek
Dec 11, 2009

Drunk octopus wants
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I have a gift card to see a movie but I have an awesome home theatre. There is no hope.

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shipwrek
Dec 11, 2009

Drunk octopus wants
to fight you
My incredible higher than average paying job just renewed me through the summer but the hours are moving which means I have to get up a half hour earlier. FML

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