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My girlfriend has been in the hospital for a while and can't remember most of the time there, but she still managed to send me flowers for Valentine's Day. I'll do something nice for her after she's out, but I can't right now because my hours got cut and I'm spending more on gas going to the hospital every day.  The pollen from the flowers is triggering my asthma and the difficulty breathing is giving me vertigo. 
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Feb 19, 2015 05:59
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I got sent home from work for vomiting too much. I had to practically beg my boss to let me stay at least to finish my paperwork. 
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Mar 8, 2015 16:17
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I'm too stubbourn to acknowledge when I'm sick, so a minor cold became a major one and all the coughing pulled a muscle in my chest. Now I'm too stubbourn to stay home and let it heal properly so I have to take expired muscle relaxers before going in to work all weekend.
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Mar 21, 2015 11:58
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The person at work I have the most shared interests and best rapport with is a stupid rear end in a top hat that I hate.
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Apr 3, 2015 23:59
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I live between a rail road and a fire station and my headphones aren't noise cancelling. 
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Apr 7, 2015 04:10
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I pulled a ligament in my arm and it's just kinda obnoxiously sore for now, but I'm trying to keep off it which means I can do basically nothing. And yesterday was Arm Day
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Apr 16, 2015 12:59
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Just use a computer generated code system in the format of three letters and four numbers, like ABC-1234. That'll give you about 175,760,000 combinations and you'll only have to throw out one or two of them if your bosses are giant loving nerds. My FWP: I keep feeling terrible from drinking too much but I keep drinking to ease my hangover and get carried away.
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May 8, 2015 10:45
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I'm sick with the flu but my counterpart is out of town and none of the managers in my store know how to do my job so I have to go in anyway.
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Jun 21, 2015 12:39
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I have a lovely retail job and forget that not only do most people not work on weekends/holidays, but that some holidays have "observance" days. I need to schedule some appointments but I can't do that until Monday now.
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Jul 2, 2015 23:44
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I was up until 0200 with food poisoning but I still can't justify not going in to work for what is essentially my equivalent of a slow Friday. My lovely retail job has me fuckin' whipped.
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Jul 13, 2015 10:57
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:A girl I had a HUGE crush on for like a decade or so (and have given up on) messaged me on facebook and this causes several problems for me. Have you tried acting like you're 37 and having a mature discussion about loving other people and how it doesn't change how you love your girlfriend and doesn't mean you want to end the relationship? I mean I didn't think it was the 50s still but what the gently caress do I know?  e: My FWP: I'm in healthy relationships with mature people and can't complain about weird poo poo and don't have a weird desire to earn brownie points for not cheating. e2: Also I can't stop being an rear end in a top hat cobalt impurity has a new favorite as of 21:32 on Jul 17, 2015 |
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Jul 17, 2015 21:29
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MY GIRLFRIEND
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Tiggum posted:Why would you get points for not doing the wrong thing? Isn't that just the baseline of what's expected of you? That's like expecting the police to ring you up to thank you for not committing any crimes today. Look man, it sucks when you don't get your complimentary high five and handjob for every time you're brave enough to not go out of your way to do something lovely.
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Jul 18, 2015 14:17
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The air conditioner is set so low I need to put on a sweater, but I can't turn it down/off because my girlfriend likes to sleep under 3 blankets and she'll get too hot if I do.
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Aug 13, 2015 10:35
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All my paperwork is in an office I'm locked out of due to a conference call. I have to either find something else to do for half an hour or take my break now
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Aug 26, 2015 16:05
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