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Nine times out of ten, the only Youtube advertisement I get before a video is the loving Zoom Tan one. The music gets stuck in my head all day after that and I just have to wonder...who even stops someone on the street and compliments them on their tan? Who does that? What if the person is just one of those people that's a different race aside from white and you're too dumb to figure out what? (Although sometimes I look at a person and have to wonder exactly what ethnicity they are.) It haunts me. Also, I'm black. The gently caress do I need a tan for?
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Mar 28, 2015 16:56
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We're out of kale and I really want some fresh kale chips right now. Why is life so hard? 
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Apr 25, 2015 03:48
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My son's pediatrician botched up the blood tests they had to do for his two year physical so now I have to take him to an outside lab to get them re-done. I get that we gotta make sure he's healthy and all that but he squirms and screams so muuuuuch... I feel bad for him/don't want to have to hold my weirdly strong two year old down. Too lazy to get up and make breakfast, currently starving to death on the couch.
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May 22, 2015 13:24
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My two year old has been wanting me to hang out in his room until he falls asleep (or he screams like a loving maniac) and tonight he's fighting sleep. All I want to do is go lay in bed under my heated blanket and sleep forever, I've been up since six am..
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Nov 30, 2015 03:41
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I was dumping noodles into some spaghetti sauce and dropped 1/4 onto the floor. I'm an idiot who jumped away from bubbling sauce. Now my pasta to sauce ratio is way the gently caress off. Was going to give some to my son when he woke up from his nap but I don't feel like washing spaghetti sauce out of his curly rear end hair. Guess I'm making a different lunch for him. This spaghetti kinda sucks anyway.
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Jan 27, 2016 20:34
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Choco1980 posted:If you read the lifehack thread, than you know what we're all thinking you should have done with that pasta. I gave him some and what do you know! My dog was happy...
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Jan 28, 2016 04:56
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Cut my hair after having dread locks for about sixteen years about a month ago. I can't stop playing with my hair and loving up my fro now. Also, I've been trying to figure out how to corn row and stuff like that and good lord, what the actual gently caress? Why is this so hard? Now I have to get my older sister to teach me how to do my hair because I'm too dumb to learn from Youtube. She's gunna pick on me.
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Sep 22, 2016 01:09
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I'm black and that cheeto motherfucker won.
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Nov 10, 2016 00:01
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I completely destroyed my tongue on Sour Patch Kids and now I can't properly taste the delicious (according to my fiance) stew I made.
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Jun 12, 2017 00:48
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Kelp Me! posted:Do they have Dunkin Donuts in Canada? They closed down a bunch of Tim Hortons in upstate with little to no notice. There are about five Dunkin Donuts within a 15 mile radius of me though.
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