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I'm bartending and I've had one customer since I opened. I'm getting paid to sit on my rear end, but I really want to mix martinis and make fancy drinks for people 
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Inzombiac posted:I'm I'm a dude that love goofy fancy drink but most bartenders scowl when I order them. My favorite drink is a Hot Tamale, which is just fireball, uv cherry, and ginger ale.  Ain't nothing wrong with fruity drinks. Just never order drinks which require a blender. Every bartender hates blender drinks
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Aug 2, 2015 02:29
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I complained about a dead bar and ended up with a full one 
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Aug 2, 2015 07:38
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My computer has been installing updates since 12pm, so for the past five hours I've had to use my smart phone to browse SomethingAwful
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Aug 10, 2015 23:18
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I just worked 11 hours and earned tips but it doesn't leave me enough time between night shift to morning shift for me to play games on my computer before going to bed
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Aug 14, 2015 06:33
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The backlog grows
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Aug 14, 2015 06:44
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I just got let go from my housekeeping job i work three jobs and one just offered me full time. Which is good, because it means I get benefits, but I liked working part time and not getting bored by working the same job for forty hours a week
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Sep 18, 2015 03:40
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Malachite_Dragon posted:"It's all sorted out", he said. Stop working immediately
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Sep 23, 2015 21:32
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My 6 hour shift became a 7:30 shift because my coworker is home sick I wanted to go home earlier and play Fallout 4 
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Nov 30, 2015 19:56
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I have 10 gifts to wrap
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Dec 24, 2015 04:41
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Inzombiac posted:I don't buy into the meme but you need to sever. That is inexcusable. Sever (from alcohol)
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Dec 25, 2015 06:37
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I bought the digital copy of FO4 and despite being 30 gigs, it downloaded in an hour. I booted it up ready to look for my dead gay son and it turns out it only downloaded the SPECIAL videos that play while it downloads 26 more gigs of game. Because it downloads via FO4 and not the PS downloader, i cant play any other games while waiting because FO4 has to run to download the game. 
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Feb 21, 2016 15:42
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I have the house to myself, and far harbor downloading on my PS4, but i can't play it until I get home from my very easy second job. I'm replacing that job with an even easier and better paying job, but it will be a week until they can confirm i've been hired on because they also ran a print ad in next week's paper. I've been told they'll absolutely give it to me, because they asked for me specifically to apply, but they can't formally start me on the schedule until the ad has run for 24 hours. I ate too much cheese again 
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May 21, 2016 20:11
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Cowslips Warren posted:There was a big fight on the online rpg I am on (with about 10 other people) because one dude decided his character, being so smart, is able to rush into a room, grab the two people inside, throw an explosive over his shoulder to level the exit as they are leaving, then rush out and inspect one of the passed out people AND determine what drug she was dosed with. In the space of one line/turn. The other three people in the scene are pretty pissed but he won't back down so now it's all on hold. House of Cards, if you haven't already. I'm only on Season 1, when things apparently haven't even gotten Cah-ray-zee, and I'm still enthralled.
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Jul 3, 2016 06:01
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HOLY gently caress posted:That probably would've been easier than going to Ikea on a Saturday, which is what I ended up doing Fashion is subjective and they probably look good unless they're tattooed on. She can shape them for the next brow fashion acceptance, and in the meantime you should accept her side-shave cut for how it is, because it does actually look good, but only for a flash in the pan. Tell her that her eyebrow game is great, support her through it, and let her hit the next cycle of fashion as far as makeup goes. If she's squaring her brows, she needs that more than a half-assed wakeup call from somebody who isn't on her fashion radar. Work through it, not against it. Eyebrow game is as fluctuating as season colors.
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Jul 3, 2016 07:47
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I have seventy SA LP episodes to watch and I work at 4 PM tomorrow
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Jul 27, 2016 04:49
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BioEnchanted posted:What was the cartoon? I can guarantee it was steven universe A great show, you should watch all of it because it's an emotional rollercoaster at a certain point
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Jul 27, 2016 04:52
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I'm probably going to end an engagement because my fiance is a hardcore berniebro that publicly shames me for ignorance on poo poo that takes five minutes to debunk. They're a paid-for doctorate student from parents' money accusing me of privilege while i juggle three jobs to save for a 2-year
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Jul 31, 2016 10:50
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My wifi has somehow slowed down to inconsistent levels, to the point that I can't consistently watch 720p video
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Aug 14, 2016 08:01
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I've got a horrid stomach bug that basically means I've been expelling clear water out my rear end and mouth for about 18 hours. It took 2 liters of saline just to get me in the realm of peeing for a piss test. And I'm mostly upset because I want to play video games to pass the time but physically cannot
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Aug 15, 2016 23:28
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I just got home from a great weekend out of town, but the soonest I can do it again is in a month
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Sep 12, 2016 22:38
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I have sneezed fifteen times in the past minute, not counting the three in the time it took me to type this reply on my phone
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Sep 13, 2016 07:30
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In IOS10 I have to swipe up for my phone controls, then swipe left for music controls
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Nov 16, 2016 03:42
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My store is dead and I have two hours until my shift is over and I can eat thanksgiving/drimk with my family
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Nov 25, 2016 02:44
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My aunt made me some amazing looking olive-walnut bites but she used lovely canned black olives so they taste good until the awful aftertaste
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Nov 29, 2016 01:40
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I only want to play FFXV but I drank with my dad and now I'm too drunk to play FFXV without being awful at combat or bored of waiting for the regalia to autodrive where I need to go
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Dec 8, 2016 08:37
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My favorite new web series Touch the Skyrim seems to be abandoned for either technical issues or lack of interest
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Dec 9, 2016 10:14
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I ate triscuits with an entire brick of pepper jack cheese because I am a slovenly glutton who loves dairy, and now I'm stuck attempting to take a dump while my rear end in a top hat has turned into a portable, unshitting space heater.
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Jan 5, 2017 10:35
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I am about to work a 7 hour shift on 2 hours of sleep after working the same morning shift yesterday on 2 hours of sleep.
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Jan 29, 2017 11:38
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My 18 year old cat was put to sleep today. She had myriad health problems that developed during this last year, with her deafness and heart murmurs being background to kidney and bladder failure. We couldn't afford time and money to make sure she was well kept after because we barely make ends meet without checking in on every possible break just to make sure she wasn't peeing on everything she rested on. My FWP is that I'm alone in the house for the weekend, and a deaf cat meows twice as hard to get your attention when she's around. My house has never felt this empty.
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Apr 8, 2017 09:25
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Last night I laid down at 4 am, an hour earlier than my normal bedtime, to wake up refreshed and motivated for my 3 PM job. I tossed and turned all night, zero actual sleep. I got home two hours ago, popped my sleeping pill, laid down immediately to sleep, and haven't had a wink since F U C K
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Jun 8, 2017 06:36
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Kelp Me! posted:I'm stuck in a war of passive-aggressive bullshit like the neighbor who decides the easiest thing to do with the newspaper she repeatedly ran over in her driveway and is now a sludgy wet mass of pulp would be to pick it up and neatly deposit it in a pile on my lawn instead of actually throwing it away. Call in to that paper that that person's household isn't utilizing their subscribing and instead kicking into your lawn They might get reprieve from their view of junk mail, or else their paper distributor will stop further deliveries
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Jun 19, 2017 05:28
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They have chipotle ranch flamin hot cheetos in my region now and they're delicious! --posted from my porcelain hot-tamale maker
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Jun 27, 2017 22:17
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Tiggum posted:Cutting the food and manipulating it onto the fork. How is this a mystery to you?  loving Poe's Law in action again
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Jul 3, 2017 08:15
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Usually my neighbors have all kinds of mortars going off for the Fourth of July, but I'm sitting on my patio and can't see any. Just a lot of little multi-shot prepacks that don't shoot high enough for me to see. One neighbor is firing mortars but it's a street over and I can't see them at all. Just sounds like a lot of fire crackers and I can't afford my own this year.
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Jul 4, 2017 04:27
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The firecracker sounds have given way to cats in heat. My patio time is now just awful.
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Jul 4, 2017 05:09
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The new health craze in my small town is drinking tonic water to help with joint pain, and all the stores are sold out. All of them. So now I'm having Martinis tonight instead of gin and tonics like I wanted
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Aug 27, 2017 00:46
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I drink a lot of V8s because I like the flavor, not for health reasons but because I like them. I recognize it is just sugar water. To make sure you don't end up with a slimy mess at the bottom of the can, you shake them vigorously to make sure its all homogenous. I just had a can of coke for the first time in a while.
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Dec 17, 2020 20:32
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Manager Hoyden posted:When I play the sims I super minmax my sim and get them to the top of the career ladder, buy the biggest prebuilt house, then get bored. You get to that point, and then the goal of the game is to gently caress the grim reaper
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Dr Christmas posted:Goddamn sports or whatever completely messing up my DVR’d Bob’s Burgers episodes If it's a tivo, you can adjust your season pass to always start up to 5 minutes early and keep recording for as long as 3 hours past the end time in the guide
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