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Quickscope420dad posted:Petition to add this poo poo to Hell thread let me think about it hmmmm 
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Feb 8, 2015 17:29
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Amerika is founded on Christianity. That's right, Jesus got here first, fuckers.
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atheists secretly know christianity is the only truth but deny it out of resentment
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People only pretend to be atheists because they're angry that mommy and daddy made them go to church and they want the scientists in white coats to save them. When other faiths are embroiled in scandal it's because they are false religions ruled by Satan. When my faith is hit by scandal it proves that it is the One True Faith and Satan is attacking it because he is scared of it.
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Christians want to send all the gay people to hell but like who's gonna decorate heaven? Gonna look like poo poo lmao
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Quickscope420dad posted:Petition to add this poo poo to Hell thread petition to gently caress your whore mother
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~That B.J. Armstrong was a legitimate NBA All-Star and didn't just get there because of Michael Jordan's coattails ~That LEGO was best when it only had basic and the three (Castle, Town, Space) themed sets. ~That despite their calorie and fat content, Fig Newton's are substantially more healthy than Oreos because they contain fruit. ~That the Mississippi, counting as the Missouri-Mississippi system, is actually longer than the Nile ~That wearing mismatched socks, even if they are only barely mismatching, and no one can see, is something that people shouldn't do ~That Pierre is the capital of North Dakota and Bismarck is the capital of South Dakota ~That ear buds are a way to transmit infection
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glowing-fish posted:~That B.J. Armstrong was a legitimate NBA All-Star and didn't just get there because of Michael Jordan's coattails Hey, gently caress you buddy.
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OctoberBlues posted:Hey, gently caress you buddy. 
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OctoberBlues posted:Hey, gently caress you buddy. I didn't say this was an incorrect belief, did I?
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glowing-fish posted:~That ear buds are a way to transmit infection It's a sure way to get ear herpes.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVmRui1oFF0
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atheism is fairly loving epic
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It all pretty much boils down to the just world fallacy and how anything that happens is the will of God.
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that people are responsible for their actions and retributive punishment can truly be justified
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why doesnt that kid just start believing in god again i change what i believe is the absolute and eternal truth like flipping a light switch or alternating my sexual orientation to blend in with my surroundings right now i believe there is no god as the absolute and eternal truth and might think about how the universe was created ... and now i think theres a god who made the universe as the absolute and eternal truth and might think about what created god but at least i got that universe-creating problem totally solved airtight and didnt just pointlessly trade 1 problem for 1 that is identical except for being more convoluted ... and now im not really sure by which the lack of belief does make me an atheist again gary oldmans diary fucked around with this message at 22:09 on Feb 8, 2015 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:Christians want to send all the gay people to hell but like who's gonna decorate heaven? Gonna look like poo poo lmao Without gays in heaven entertainment in heaven is pretty poo poo and the angels all sing out of key. Also no one is able to organise a wedding.
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Feb 8, 2015 22:08
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theres plenty of entertainment without gays in the 80s there were only 3 actors in hollywood (stallone schwarzenneger van damme) and times were never better
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gary oldmans diary posted:theres plenty of entertainment without gays you just named 3 gay guys
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plain blue jacket posted:Without gays in heaven entertainment in heaven is pretty poo poo and the angels all sing out of key. Also no one is able to organise a wedding. If you can get married in heaven can you get divorced as well?
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If God tells you to kill your son, you should do it
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Pyramid Scheme posted:If God tells you to kill your son, you should do it This is true tho
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Tsinava posted:A lot of people believe that Exodus is historically accurate and not a giant passive aggressive lie. there are some interesting parallels between the exodus story and Akhenaten, a pharaoh in the 1300s BC who tried to turn egypt monotheistic, including disbanding all of the (rich and powerful) priesthoods to other egyptian deities. After his death his whole family, priesthood and followers were presumably killed/exiled, his city was abandoned, and the whole incident was so thoroughly purged from history that it was entirely forgotten until the ruins of his city and his tomb were discovered in the 1800s. In addition to monotheism/mass exile there are some similarities between early psalms and writings in his tomb, and stuff like that. Given that his successors were quite thorough at deleting the whole incident from the historical record it's all really speculative but it's fun to think about
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Pyramid Scheme posted:If God tells you to kill your son, you should do it It's only divinely inspired if you stop at the last minute. If you go through with it then you're just a murderer. At least that was my defense when they caught me fake sacrificing kids at Sunday school. Did you know people can get quite upset when your argument is that Abraham did it first?
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Stottie Kyek posted:dicks are so magical that once you've had one, it fundamentally changes who you are as a person Ummmmmm well to be honest I agree with this based on my personal experience
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Feb 8, 2015 23:20
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The J-man's got a great sense of humour.
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glowing-fish posted:~That B.J. Armstrong was a legitimate NBA All-Star and didn't just get there because of Michael Jordan's coattails gently caress yeah, everyone forgets about the Beatitudes! You forgot the 8th one though; ~Amendment to #2: Pirate LEGO is the best of all LEGO
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Stephen Colbert, noted funnyman and jesus lover posted:
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jesus lovers love trying to drag down other jesus lovers so they dont feel singled out shameful black bones shameful
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I'm sorry your brother is probably involved with child rape, gary oldmans diary, thats hosed up. Maybe keep an eye on him?
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the appropriate response again:gary oldmans diary posted:jesus lovers love trying to drag down other jesus lovers so they dont feel singled out
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that it would even be a good thing if god (or ANY god) exists, an actual all powerful genocidal hate beast who demands you love him enough to kill your kids, makes up crazy rules about everything and then lets you kill more people to get out of them, that is actually to blame for every horrible moment of the last 300 million years of biology. a being with so much power and so little empathy, who delivers an eternity in a dehumanising passionless prison for believers and eternity in a excruciating insanity for the rest, who creates a minefield and forces children to walk on it, claiming they can do none else despite claiming omnipotence because he lacks the moral compass of the most corrupt cop that is some stupid poo poo right there
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When you belong to what has been the largest religion in the world for like, hundreds years, it's honestly kinda hard to feel singled out.
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Black Bones posted:When you belong to what has been the largest religion in the world for like, hundreds years, it's honestly kinda hard to feel singled out. Christians are the most persecuted minority in the world right now
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Feb 9, 2015 03:13
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glowing-fish posted:~That LEGO was best when it only had basic and the three (Castle, Town, Space) themed sets. Black Bones posted:~Amendment to #2: Pirate LEGO is the best of all LEGO SPACE LEGO ONLY LEGO!  THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!!! (Edit: I'm agnostic.) Dr. Faustus fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Feb 9, 2015 |
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Feb 9, 2015 03:20
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That's it, I'm changing my name to AUTISM SYRUP.
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Feb 9, 2015 03:31
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The best time was when I combined my space lego and pirate lego and invaded the castle lego. Epic poo poo went down in that play room, which had red shag carpet which is quite dangerous for legos really. Ah memories.
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it's ok to lie to the police so long as you do it to show how dangerous those niggers are
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Boring, humorless old GBS is back, baby! 
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