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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
you are a godles man. you can not survive without the love of god and jesus and thre holy ghost. 
And for all the pagans, thou shalt not sufer a witch to live... this means you!

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Evolution was designed to control people, period. No God = no morality = no consciequences = abortion is good because you are nothing = population control is good = government murder to control population is OK = suicide for the elderly should be mandatory. 

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:



cognitive dissonance.txt


Children are nothing more than vulnerable young people needing the advice and guidance of loving parents. To fill their heads with new age nonsense will do them a grave injustice. Stop teaching children magic and getting them hooked on the occult . The bible warns very strongly on leading children astray from God. Introduce your kids to the one Person who truly does know the future and can do unimaginable things with indescribable power. His name is Jesus Christ.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Our forefathers said to put Christians in office since our government itself was meant to rule itself with no religious bias. It is up to the public to put Christian judges and officials in their place to secure our future as Christian America....and to insure America's future period. This has nothing to do with the constitution or civil rights.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
You mean how science use to teach flat earth while the Bible taught a round one?

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
[My children] have found out that I know more science than their teachers, and I'm a creationist. Most physicist can't wrap their minds around a singularity, I understand it. They don't understand time or the difference between micro and macro evolution. As far as society suffering, atheism is causing more suffering than ignorance ever could. Every time you see a kid take a gun to school to solve a problem remember there was a time they would have turned to God.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Plain and simple Jesus proves the existence of God! What more can be said.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
You see, when you die and you find out how God has assessed your life on earth, He’s not going to talk about what you contributed to your society. He isn’t going to care about how hard you worked to make the world a better place. He will only care about how your soul was responding to Him all of those years when He was standing right in front of your soul saying, “How much do you want to please Me?”

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
If you want to see demon possession then all you have to to do is get involved in a ministry that visits the prisons, the Homeless missions, the Mental hospitals and the pure communities of our country. Especially if you are preaching a message on salvation or trying to share Christ in their territory!

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
If Christianity is true (which it is), then Christians are not brain-washing their children, but those who live in spiritual blindness and death are the ones who brainwash their children or others.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Here are some stories that may cause you to make a wrong judgment: Adam and Eve--Noah's ark--Jonah and the Whale--Sampson and Delilah--Moses and the Red Sea--Joshua and the Walls of Jericho. Do you believe that they actually happened? Before you answer, here is the missing puzzle piece: God, has deliberately chosen seeming foolish things to confound those who think that they are wise. Who would believe such silly stories? --Certainly not those who have any pride or intellectual dignity. God has made the door of salvation so low, only those who are prepared to intellectually humble themselves can enter.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



^^ This is so close to self-aware it may be the worst one yet.

There's a mind in there somewhere

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Satan is having his greatest holiday in 8 years today! I WEEP FOR THE HEATHEN 88% OF THIS COUNTRY WHO DID NOT SUPPORT GEORGE BUSH!

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Did anyone ever read a book by Johanna Michelson called "The Beautiful Side of Evil"? Christians are more and more being deceived by Yoga saying things like "it really helps my neck or back" or "I just want some exercise". Well of course it works. And wicca works and divining works and hypnosis often works. Just because something is of Satan doesn't mean it won't work.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Volume posted:

Did anyone ever read a book by Johanna Michelson called "The Beautiful Side of Evil"? Christians are more and more being deceived by Yoga saying things like "it really helps my neck or back" or "I just want some exercise". Well of course it works. And wicca works and divining works and hypnosis often works. Just because something is of Satan doesn't mean it won't work.

This checks out.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Volume posted:

Children are nothing more than vulnerable young people needing the advice and guidance of loving parents. To fill their heads with new age nonsense will do them a grave injustice. Stop teaching children magic and getting them hooked on the occult . The bible warns very strongly on leading children astray from God. Introduce your kids to the one Person who truly does know the future and can do unimaginable things with indescribable power. His name is Jesus Christ.



remember kids, all magic is evil. unless it's jesus magic, but that's not really magic. also, magic doesn't actually exist. unless it's jesus magic, but that's not really magic.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
"Atheism is a lack of belief. Perhaps you should learn to understand what it is you are fighting against." Nate McGregor 

I know that you believe "Atheism is a lack of belief." I also know that as an atheist, your belief is that there's no evidence for God or gods. Or do you believe something different? Whatever you believe, it's clear that you are a strong believer. You cannot get away from having some sort of a belief, a faith or a trust. Believe me.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Top Ten Proofs Dinosaurs Lived With Man 

Some of the fascinating evidence you will learn is: 
•How Noah could have logically and easily taken dinosaurs on the Ark 
•Historical documentation of live dinosaur sightings, recorded in history by the Vikings, Herodotus, Alexander the Great, Marco Polo and others. 
•Where dinosaurs are referenced over 20 times in the Bible 
•Where dinosaurs are even physically described in the Bible 
•Many dinosaur bones have been found and documented to be fresh and unfossilized 
•There are countless historic carvings, statues and cave drawings of humans with dinosaurs 

This CD also uses science and history to refute common perceptions like: 
•“Doesn't the evidence show dinosaurs were killed by a meteor 65 million years ago?” 
•“But aren't dinosaur bones radiometrically dated to be millions of years old?” 
•“But the Geologic Column shows dinosaurs died at the end of the Jurassic Period, doesn't it?” 
•“Come on, Dinosaurs on Noah's Ark? That's ridiculous!!!” 

This audio CD examines the logical, historical and scientific evidence surrounding the dinosaurs to see what they really were and what really happened to them. It is relevant to the Creation/Evolution debate in that evolutionists claim dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago and that modern man didn't “evolve” until the within the last 100,000 years or so. Creation Scientists argue however, that dinosaurs were created about 6000 years ago on days 5 and 6 of the Genesis creation, along with the creatures of the sea and the beasts of the land. So which belief is correct? If Evolution is true, then man never lived with dinosaurs, however, if the Genesis account of Creation is true, then dinosaurs would have lived with man. 

In this CD, you will learn fascinating evidence from science and history that proves dinosaurs did, in fact, live with man. You will learn how they went on Noah's Ark and then eventually went extinct over the next few thousand years from hunting and changing environmental conditions after the flood. Again, the evidence presented is from science and history itself.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
If God is love, then isn't it logical to say since atheist do not believe in God? 
they also do not believe in love? 

Answer : 
Yes this is true, it is very obvious that the love they have is actually Lust, lust of the eyes, lust of the heart, lust of the mind and body. Without God, the human spirit cannot in no way experience True Love. 

Have ever noticed that almost all atheist do not allow email? Therefore they do not allow the truth to be seen by their eyes. 
Interesting group of humans.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Our relief pastor spoke a little about the same thing yest morning. He kept getting really violent dreams about 2-3 am. He met an ex-witch who was not surprised because that is when they have their"prayer" time. she told him to walk the halls proclaiming that this house and people belong to Jesus and not satan. His dreams went away. He said he felt pretty funny talking to the walls, but it worked!!

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Believe it or not, but foul weather is caused by demons, which means we have authority over them in that area too. Time and time again, we have prayed against the weather, and it either stops in its tracks or heads the other way. It must be noted, however, that if God wants to allow your neighbors property to be damaged, the storm will come through, but your property will be safeguarded, IF you are right with the Lord.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Blacks are never really Christians. They go to churches where they idolatarize their own negritude and wickedness. Their Saviour is Martin Lucifer's Coon. They may run around saying Jeezus and Amen but their church service has more in common with a voodoo dance in Haiti than Christian worship in Europe. I thinks blacks are spirits of the devil in bodily form on Earth to do Satan's will. They can never ever have the Holy Spirit because they are the exact opposite of it, as evidenced by the Hell on Earth they make where ever they are present. 

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Were women meant to serve men? 

Women have no other purpose on Earth Women have been made by the good hand of God to serve men. To bear children and keep the human race going. Women are not physically nor emotionally nor mentally fit to support a house hold all by themselves. They need men to manage the money. Women's sole purpose is to clean and be quiet.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
When I witness to teens and kids I ask them if they want to be like everyone else at school and most say no so then I reply your a rebel? well not always and I then tell them ya want to stand out be differnt and be a rebel the best way is to be a christian then you will find out who your true friends really are... and then I let them know Christ loves everyone He even loved Hitler and if Hitler had repented and accepted christ even after killing all the jews he would be taken to heaven 

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
No it [the Bible] shouldnt be heavly scrutinized because god did it and god can do anyhting 

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
It is good and pleases God when we as a nation uphold His values. There is good and Godly discrimination, and God is all for it! This is a wonderful opportunity to discriminate FOR GOD and FOR HIS MARRIAGE IDEA. 

I encourage all my fellow believers in Christ to join hundreds of millions of faithful worldwide in discrimination against false marriage. It pleases God to support Godly marriage only. That is the ONLY definition of marriage. 

Amen!

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
God could have made the earth as old as he wanted. 

It was believed that the grand canyon took millions of years, but in recent years scientist believe it took place in a matter of minutes or hours. I am not sure which, but a very fast time.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
But as a Christian, this is a critical point that you need to grasp: the concepts of right and wrong are defined by God, and He can change His definitions any time He wants. 

Today God says it’s wrong for a father to chop off his son’s finger. But should God suddenly announce tomorrow that all Christian fathers must chop off their son’s fingers, then an activity which used to be wrong would suddenly become right. You see, morality is not a fixed issue, it is a fluid issue, but it is one that only God gets to define.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
About five years ago, I awoke to a very loud noise; it was one long roaring tone like a trumpet. I was so sure it was the rapture, I started pleading "please Lord, take me". 

But it was the fire department across the street: they sometimes blow thier horn when they are backing the firetruck into the garage.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
When Jesus Christ returns to set up his world-wide theocracy at the end of the Great Tribulation, he will dismiss the scotus, the US Constitution, all federal, state and local laws, and put His law in practice. No more ssm, no more abortion, no more legal divorce, no more homosexuals, no more adultery that does not carry a death sentence. Lots of changes coming, and it won't be long until they arrive.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Freedom of religion was only to protect the free exercise of Christianity... 
Not to allow the free exercise of all the false religions

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Its funny how scientists think they KNOW everything, and they KNOW there is no God, and they KNOW the big bang theory is real, and they KNOW this and that, but they don't KNOW a simple thing about a planet that is part of our solar system and so important to this world. 

How little and insignificant we are. 

There are no sunspots because the Lord has simply calmed the sun for now. 

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
There is no such thing as a mental 'disease', just because someone claims there is. Do you believe that there is such a thing as an alcoholic? God calls them drunkards. I have provided ample evidence from the bible to dispute anyone's claims, and no one has provided even one passage to prove their acceptance of these atheistic scientific claims of mental diseases.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
A Christian activist is bringing a private prosecution for outraging public decency against an art centre in Gateshead, north-east England, after the local police force in the socialist-controlled region declined to take action. Christian Emily Mapfua (40) was outraged by the decision of the Baltic Centre for Contemporary Art to display an obscenely-modified statue of Jesus as so-called 'art'. But Northumbria Police declined to act on her complaint, so Emily is going it alone. Well, not quite alone, as we suspect all Christians and people with any decency at all will support her.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
baby animals wouldn't take up as much space. 
God may have put them in a deep sleep - hibernation. 
He did it to Adam, He can do it again. 
We call it local anesthesia.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
“Gay pride” necessitates anti-Christian hate. It must. “Gay marriage” and other “sexual orientation”-based laws do violence to freedom and truth. They are the hammer with which the postmodern left intends to bludgeon bloody religious liberty and the Judeo-Christian sexual ethic.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Why should we worry about nuking some heathen MOOSLIMS? It's not like the Mooslims are going to Heaven, anyway. Since Mooslims worship Allah, and not God, GOD doesn't hear their prayers and GOD has already condemned all Mooslims to HELL.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Religion is the WORST thing that has ever happened to this world; Countless Billions of souls have been doomed to Hellfire by false religion. Learn what the Bible has to say on the matter. I expose many false religions... not to be unkind... but because the truth has been hidden from the world's masses. Just remember, religion didn't die on the cross for you—Jesus Christ did!

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
If this creature [Tyrannosaurus] was designed to eat meat from the very start, what would he have to do until Adam and Eve sinned and death entered the world? What would he have to do? Fast and pray for The Fall! Is that likely? The answer is-- everybody look at me and say... "no." Try that with me-- "no."

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serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
:gas: voted 1.

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