Lil Bit O Vitriol posted:

glowing-fish posted:

~That B.J. Armstrong was a legitimate NBA All-Star and didn't just get there because of Michael Jordan's coattails

~That LEGO was best when it only had basic and the three (Castle, Town, Space) themed sets.

~That despite their calorie and fat content, Fig Newton's are substantially more healthy than Oreos because they contain fruit.

~That the Mississippi, counting as the Missouri-Mississippi system, is actually longer than the Nile

~That wearing mismatched socks, even if they are only barely mismatching, and no one can see, is something that people shouldn't do

~That Pierre is the capital of North Dakota and Bismarck is the capital of South Dakota

~That ear buds are a way to transmit infection

Stephen Colbert, noted funnyman and jesus lover posted:

I believe in God the Father almighty, creator of heaven and earth.
I believe in Jesus Christ, his only Son, our Lord.
He was conceived by the power of the Holy Spirit and born of the Virgin Mary.
Under Pontius Pilate, He was crucified, died, and was buried.
He descended to the dead. On the third day he rose again.
He ascended into heaven and is seated at the right hand of the Father.
He will come again to judge the living and the dead.
I believe in the Holy Spirit,
The holy catholic Church, the communion of saints,
The forgiveness of sins,
The resurrection of the body,
And the life everlasting.
Amen.

vug posted:

i think aliens would be in the same category as "righteous pagans" until the human race has the chance to transmit the faith to them (which gives an interestingly atemporal character to the doctrine of the harrowing of hell)

Yolomon Wayne posted:

Jesus would be bad, cause he never kills anyone.