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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

The mayor of Jackson Mississippi

https://twitter.com/tonyyarber/status/634688516753072128

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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

From the future ark exhibit

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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

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This books is packed with 42 entertaining clown skits based on biblical themes. Children love clowns and clowns love children--so what better way to show God's love and teach His gospel than through clowns? All the skits are based on Bible stories and teach Christian ethics and morals in a way that is fun and entertaining.

Both adults and children will enjoy seeing as well as participating in these creative skits. No memorization is needed. All of the skits are presented in a variety of pantomine and acitng situations with appropriate narration.

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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Christian mime company

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YHUwZXnjAtc

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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Mark loving Driscoll is back and answering a question about anorexia.

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This is where Satan, demons are lying to you, tempting you. The Bible says that Satan is the accuser of the children of God. He accuses them day and night � in Revelation 12:10, there are accusations. If you start realizing this oppression, you can get out of it by acknowledging what God has to say. Oppression, often times, an accusation, is often in the second person, you are unlovable, you need to punish yourself, you don�t appear attractive, whatever the oppression is, it�s telling you something that�s just not true.

And so, what you need to understand is that�s demonic, that God doesn�t speak to you that way, and if you�re hearing in the second person, maybe someone is talking to you, a spiritual being is lying to you, and I�ll get to that in just a moment, and the way out is deliverance, you have victory in Christ, Colossians 2 says He has disarmed and defeated the powers and principalities of evil, triumphing over them through his victorious forgiveness of sinners on the cross.

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/warrenthrockmorton/2016/05/16/mark-driscoll-takes-on-anorexia-might-be-demonic/

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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Homosexual Marriage :airquote:

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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Liberty University commencement speakers 2016

Yes, that is Mel Gibson

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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 12:51 on May 24, 2016

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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

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A woman who says her daughter told leaders of a McMinnville church that her father was sexually abusing her has filed a $5.2 million lawsuit, faulting church leaders for keeping quiet.

The girl, starting at age 6 or 7, confided in various church leaders over the course of nearly two years, but they didn't report the alleged abuse to police or child protection workers as required under Oregon's mandatory reporting law, according to the suit.

The leaders -- including teachers and clergy -- also didn't say anything to the girl's mother for nearly two years -- and the girl ultimately ended up contracting herpes from her biological father, the lawsuit claims.

Leaders of the Church on the Hill -- also known as McMinnville Church of the Nazarene -- mistakenly thought at first that the girl was accusing her stepfather and didn't believe her, Portland attorney Randall Vogt said in a statement of facts he wrote about the case. The stepfather worked for the church and was well-liked, said Vogt, who represents the girl's mother.

"They essentially said, 'He's a good guy. He wouldn't do something like that,'" Vogt said.

The girl's mother filed the suit Monday on behalf of the girl, now 12, in Multnomah County Circuit Court. The lawsuit alleges that the girl was molested in Multnomah County.

The father hasn't been charged with any crimes. The Multnomah County District Attorney's Office declined to comment because the case involves alleged child abuse.

A church business administrator declined to comment, saying the church can't discuss pending litigation. The church -- at 700 N.W. Hill Road -- averages about 1,000 attendees at its services, according to a recent church report.

The girl's parents were divorced when she was a toddler, but she regularly visited her father over the years. The girl's mother remarried, and the mother, stepfather and the girl began attending the Church on the Hill, according to the suit.

From 2010 to 2012 -- when the girl was between about 6 and 8 -- she told trusted leaders in the church that her dad was having sexual intercourse with her, the suit alleges.

The girl eventually confided in her mother and a counselor, Vogt said, and the counselor contacted the Oregon Department of Human Services.

The girl was later diagnosed with oral and genital herpes, according to the suit. A judge terminated the father's parental rights in 2013, when the girl was 9, the suit says.

The girl suffered psychologically from the abuse and tried more than once to kill herself, the suit says.

The lawsuit contends that not only did church officials fail to abide by their duties as mandatory reporters under Oregon law, they also didn't follow their own church's nationwide policies to report abuse.

The suit lists the McMinnville church and the national organization it's associated with as defendants.

The suit seeks $200,000 for the girl's past and future medical expenses and counseling costs. The suit also seeks $5 million for the girl's pain and suffering. Under Oregon law, if she's determined to be a "vulnerable person" because of her age, the total amount sought could triple to $15.6 million.

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2016/05/young_girl_got_herpes_after_mc.html

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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

https://youtu.be/RxUeFHUlHT4

Mother of 12 children protests Target

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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/catwahler/status/737602458306777088

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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Nvm

Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Jun 6, 2016

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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/aigkenham/status/743403601985441792

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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/rawstory/status/745588893228105731

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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

This is the Ark

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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Ken Ham's site makes comics

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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Teen Study Bible

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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

So the Vatican released a sex Ed curriculum that is pissing off a lot of people due to its content. Here is a list of problems Life Site News has with the program

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While the new Vatican program has many positive qualities, its defects cannot be underestimated. These include:

Handing the sexual formation of children over to educators while leaving parents out of the equation.

Failing to name and condemn sexual behaviors, such as fornication, prostitution, adultery, contracepted-sex, homosexual activity, and masturbation, as objectively sinful actions that destroy charity in the heart and turn one away from God.

Failing to warn youths about the possibility of eternal separation from God (damnation) for committing grave sexual sins. Hell is not mentioned once.

Failing to distinguish between mortal and venial sin.

Failing to speak about the 6th and 9th commandment, or any other commandment.

Failing to teach about the sacrament of confession as a way of restoring relationship with God after committing grave sin.

Not mentioning a healthy sense of shame when it comes to the body and sexuality.

Teaching boys and girls together in the same class.

Having boys and girls share together in class their understanding of phrases such as: �What does the word sex suggest to you?�

Asking a mixed class to �point out where sexuality is located in boys and girls.�

Speaking about the �process of arousal.�

Using sexually explicit and suggestive images in activity workbooks

Recommending various sexually explicit movies as springboards for discussion.

Failing to speak about abortion as gravely wrong, but only that it causes �strong psychological damage.�

Confusing youths by using phrases such as �sexual relationship� to indicate not the sexual act, but a relationship focused on the whole person.

Speaking of �heterosexuality� as something to be �discover[ed].�

Using gay icon Elton John (while not mentioning his activism) as an example of a gifted and famous person.

Endorsing the �dating� paradigm as a step towards marriage.

Not stressing celibacy as the supreme form of self-giving that constitutes the very meaning of human sexuality.

Failing to mention Christ�s teaching on marriage.

Treating sexuality as a separate subject instead of as something integrated into the doctrinal and moral teachings of the Church.

https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/vatican-releases-explicit-sex-ed-for-teens-that-leaves-aside-parents-and-mo

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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Recently, Homeschoolers Anonymous was given access to a worksheet from The Institute of Basic Life Principles� training center. It is titled �Why Did God Let A Four Year Old Boy Be Molested By A Fifteen Year Old Neighbor?�. The Institute of Basic Life Principles is run by Bill Gothard, who is currently facing a lawsuit for molestation, rape, and sexual harassment. The Institute of Basic Life Principles has many training centers around the world.

https://homeschoolersanonymous.org/2016/08/09/gothard-explains-why-god-allows-child-molestation-part-i/

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