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Stottie Kyek posted:The Bible says there's a whole bunch of gods, like Baal, Marduk, Asheroth, Tiamat and the like, but Yahweh is the best one and can light fires way better than Baal can. Elijah (at least I think it was him) had a "pray to your god to ask them to light this fire" contest with some Baal fans and Baal really sucked at it. Not sure how that works with the whole "don't put your god to the test" commandments, but I think the fire-lighting contest was Yahweh's idea in the first place so it was alright.
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Feb 16, 2015 12:20
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my atheisms superpower is to make peoplw vomit just by staring at thejm intently
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Feb 20, 2015 06:11
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virtually everyone i've ever talked to in person falls into some weird hybrid atheist-theist category where they agree with many of the moral values presented by the various religions, mostly christianity, but has no real interest in forcing those values onto others. i think this is for the best when it comes to belief systems and i'm fairly certain it is directly connected to living in a climate that gets fairly cold at times
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Feb 25, 2015 00:51
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"if you gently caress up, someone's gonna end up getting hurt" becomes "god is going to punish you for your sins" after 6969 years of broken telephone
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Feb 27, 2015 16:20
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but after the egg is laid, how do you decide which parent is the disgusting homosexual who can't raise the child? i don't understand
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Feb 28, 2015 15:00
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rule #1 of gbs: dont tuch the pope
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May 8, 2015 21:16
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Random Page posted:Did not think it can get worse. But you get more lulz with every post. edit: apologies if this post makes you feel bad but jesus loving christ. why
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May 21, 2015 19:52
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As far as I know, everyone who wasn't born braindead and hasn't sustained damage to their skullcabbage still has the necessary parts to engage in "spiritual" behavior, they just don't because it's something that you physically grow out of and only unlucky stunted fuckers and total nutjobs get stuck in that state. Outside of the few christians who've rang my doorbell with a really crazy glimmer in their eyes and a special needs kid or two, I don't think I've ever met anyone who was, uh, tuned in on that particular wavelength. Also, the christian/atheist/whatever dichotomy is entirely linguistic pedantry and anyone who argues with someone about it at lenght should realize that unless you're successfully using language for its intended function of conveying information to others, you're just generating meaningless noise/word salad.
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May 22, 2015 21:10
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hrm. hitler had the right idea, he just targeted the wrong cultures
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May 26, 2015 17:41
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Pastor Perineum posted:humans need to have an answer for everything so they make up poo poo
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May 26, 2015 20:31
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the human brain is a biological unit that converts energy into agenda. when an agenda outlives its usefulness, it becomes dormant, or continues wasting energy on the now pointless activity. if every agenda you once had is gone, you have become a different person life is temporary as gently caress, is what i'm gettin' at edit: fleeting, even quakster fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Jun 1, 2015 |
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Jun 1, 2015 17:32
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peepee tuch butt OH NO jemes decends to set buttbaby on feire
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Jun 1, 2015 18:14
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Mr. Unlucky posted:lol at all the life is temporary type people who are just a bunch of pedantic bitches trying to look smart and justify their failure lives what you gotta do is make the post of it
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Jun 3, 2015 09:52
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judas was a beta & a sjw
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Jun 14, 2015 19:50
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i really like that scripture is "just" fanfics of vague secondhand recollections of poo poo that probably went down, maybe. dumb poo poo like groverhaus and lost fingat would make for great religion. "lest man be slain by his own dwelling"
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Jun 16, 2015 08:14
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Pththya-lyi posted:furries and bronies are clearly demonically-possessed
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Jun 16, 2015 08:32
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the bilble is a science textbook but part of the class who read it decided "good enough" and started killing people who wanted to write more books
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Jun 16, 2015 09:18
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god is a quality assurance department, trying to work out kinks in the product before they ship it
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Jun 16, 2015 09:21
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god's got some good ideas, but only an infinite amount of radiums on infinite input devices to help him implement them
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Jun 16, 2015 23:10
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jeses was actually god for real, but he only revealed enough of his skills and motivations to control a bunch of hot twinks, and then he became a german warlord and slayed people by the boatload for their skulls
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Jun 17, 2015 00:47
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not sure if the secret is all that hard to figure out when the guy throws around stuff that boils down to messages like "the rich don't get to go to heaven"
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Jun 17, 2015 00:50
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if you quit, you lose all unsaved women in the process. confirm?
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Jun 18, 2015 21:35
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Volume posted:1) The universe had a cause Volume posted:2) Life exists Volume posted:3) Complex biological systems exist Volume posted:4) The ancient Jews interacted with God quite a bit Volume posted:5) Jesus came, ministered, performed miracles, died, and was resurrected Volume posted:6) Miracles still happen Volume posted:7) There is a god-shaped hole in everyone's psychology Volume posted:8) The "inter-witness of the Holy Spirit" (there, that should get all the WLC fans going)
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Jun 20, 2015 16:10
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christianity in general is hosed jebes: "be excellent to one another" religious leaders: "be absolute trash at all times? sure thing, boss"
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Jun 21, 2015 10:44
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quakster posted:judas was a beta & a sjw
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Jun 21, 2015 10:53
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religions are brands of culture and the people who are likely to take part in them usually fall in to one of two categories: normal people looking for cultural identity sociopaths looking for power
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Jun 25, 2015 08:20
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what a weak gay marriage that must be
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Jun 29, 2015 06:37
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tats are zimbob ! 
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Jun 30, 2015 16:02
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:jesus loving christ you are a retard
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Jun 30, 2015 19:01
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copyright litigation is the one true satan & (r) is his mark
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Jul 19, 2015 19:27
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GAINING WEIGHT... posted:No joke I hope with everything in me that this person is absolutely right, and that someone out there made a game called "goat simulator" only to have it secretly be a satan-worshiping game designed to fool people into sacrificing virtual goats to the devil it's a goat sacrificing people to satan, though. a small but important distinction
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Jul 22, 2015 08:13
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christian creepypasta is cool & good
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Sep 5, 2015 06:05
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gamergate
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Sep 13, 2015 09:35
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religion, much like some forms of autism and sociopathy, is a reaction to a hostile environment
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ovumsday, like it's known to some fedoratheists
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