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Jupiter's Cock!
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2015 22:07 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 05:12 |
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We need some new gods IMO.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2015 01:32 |
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I mean I know it's cliche as gently caress but jesus is lord lol?
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 09:02 |
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yung jew posted:to all heathens: the blood of christ is against you Yeah? What super powers does the blood of christ have?
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2015 04:50 |
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Stottie Kyek posted:It can transubstantiate wine into itself, which is nice for communion ceremonies and all but you don't want that power used against you. Imagine having a nice drink that you've just paid for, and suddenly it turns into gross blood just as you put it to your mouth Meh. Spiderman seems cooler.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2015 22:22 |
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Volume posted:Grade school textbooks teach evolution as fact. It is a monstrous lie that harms our children. This checks out. Praise Jesus.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2015 16:45 |
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Volume posted:I think I can prove the truth of the biblical word. I live in Canada, and I notice the aboriginal natives live in squalor with drug abuse, violence and suicide. The natives practiced pagen religions until they were enlightened with the word of God. However, the bible states that a man who sins against God will suffer and his subsequent generations will suffer. The suffering of the natives is due to the sins of their forefathers and the fact that they never accepted Jesus as their Lord and Saviour. It checks out...
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2015 01:13 |
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Praise Jesus
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2015 04:42 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 05:12 |
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lol "god".
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