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Women's virginity is important and a real thing, because dicks are so magical that once you've had one, it fundamentally changes who you are as a person 
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Darkman Fanpage posted:i got the lord lord lord lord down in my heart where 
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Yawah is the only god The Bible says there's a whole bunch of gods, like Baal, Marduk, Asheroth, Tiamat and the like, but Yahweh is the best one and can light fires way better than Baal can. Elijah (at least I think it was him) had a "pray to your god to ask them to light this fire" contest with some Baal fans and Baal really sucked at it. Not sure how that works with the whole "don't put your god to the test" commandments, but I think the fire-lighting contest was Yahweh's idea in the first place so it was alright.
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redshirt posted:Yeah? What super powers does the blood of christ have? It can transubstantiate wine into itself, which is nice for communion ceremonies and all but you don't want that power used against you. Imagine having a nice drink that you've just paid for, and suddenly it turns into gross blood just as you put it to your mouth 
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