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ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather
that people are responsible for their actions and retributive punishment can truly be justified

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ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather

Pyramid Scheme posted:

If God tells you to kill your son, you should do it

This is true tho

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather
they believe that jesus died for their sins and rose again on the third day lmao

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather
jesus lovers believe an omnipotent omniscient omnipresent god who's completely good and personal and cares about our well being exists in spite of huge amounts of needless suffering lol

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather
jesus lovers believe an almighty being cares about your smelly cock and where you put it

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather
to all heathens: the blood of christ is against you

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather

redshirt posted:

Yeah? What super powers does the blood of christ have?

it vicariously atones for your sin of masturbating your dick to orgasm

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather
jesus lovers believe that life has meaning and purpose

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ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather

CaptainSarcastic posted:

FTFY

Hail Satan.

that's not actually true--theologically it's the glorification of god that is inherently meaningful, not the attainment of paradise

in any case, Hail Satan

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