Lichy posted:

I'm real tired of atheism but then again the stupid from the spiritualism crowd never stops so

Top City Homo posted:

Hail santa

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Arnold Atheist enjoyed learning about the fall of the Roman Empire as he watched the History channel. He clicked over to the Science channel and watched two programs. One was on the power of magnetic fields and the other was on gravity.

As an atheist, Arnold loved science. He equated the two. He glanced at his high-tech digital clock and thought about how quickly time had flown. He took a deep breath, grabbed the remote control, turned off the TV, called his wife who was working late and told her that he loved her. As he opened his garage door a strong wind messed up his hair that had been neatly combed a few moments earlier. He spoke an address into his phone, and let GPS guide him to his destination.

Arnold believed in invisible history. He watched a program on invisible magnetic fields. Then he watched another on invisible gravity. Then he measured invisible time, breathed invisible oxygen, used an invisible signal to turn off his TV with his remote, told his wife he had an invisible emotion for her, had his hair messed up by the invisible wind, and was directed to his meeting by an invisible positioning system.

Arnold was excited by the subject at his local atheist meeting: "Why we don't believe in the invisible."

Grand Prize Winner posted:

Local atheist meeting???

holy poo poo they're real

Wonder what they smell like. I mean, the pictures don't look too goonlordish, but the only atheists I've known who've taken the time to drop sick burns on religion are pretty fuckin' goony. Weakass atheism where you just let things slide is a lot more fun.



gently caress, i am atheism.txt now, aint I.

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Top City Homo posted:

dude docked with some bros and to power his JO crystals*

genesplicer posted:

A conversation between me and a fundamentalist relative:

= me
= fundamentalist relative

So why can't god just let everybody into heaven? Wouldn't that be easier?

He can't allow anything imperfect into his presence. It is the sacrifice of Jesus that perfects us and allows us to enter heaven.

So, If this is the case, then we definitely should not worship him.

Why is that?

Either god has decided that he will not allow imperfect beings around him, in which case he's arbitrary and capriciously dooming billions of people for no good reason, and not worthy of our worship. Or, god cannot allow imperfection because of a set of rules that he can't break, and we should not worship him, because clearly there is something beyond him that set the rules that he must follow, and we should worship that being, instead.

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I believe the institution of marriage started to be weakened when couples started living together outside of wedlock. Then the feminists told women they didn't need a man to raise children ... which weakened the family structure even more. Divorce has dealt another huge blow to the family structure. Now we have homosexuals adopting children, and if they legalize homosexual 'marriages' I'd say we can kiss the institute of marriage goodbye in America. Satan knows if he can destroy the very foundation of society ... family, he can destroy the Nation. He's getting it done.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

quote:

Clowns love Children

Post poste posted:

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/05/16/creationist-ken-ham-goes-on-reason-rally-rant-on-twitter/

A twitter rant about how atheists worship stars.

Ken posted:

“World’s Largest Atheist Party” Is Really a Worship Service!

The Reason Rally 2016, advertised as the “world’s largest atheist party,” is really a kind of worship service. Why do I say this? Well, they worship man. Their rally in Washington, DC, in June will see people worshipping the god of self. They will exalt reason and declare that they have a blind faith that the universe and life arose by natural processes.

You know, we need to be calling atheism for what it really is—a religion, an anti-God religion—a religion that exalts fallible human reason.

In fact, atheist Lawrence Krauss, who is speaking at this rally, once said on video, “Forget Jesus—the stars died so you can be here.” You see, he is worshipping the stars. These atheists at the rally are no different from those the prophet Jeremiah spoke of: “Saying to a tree, ‘You are my father,’ And to a stone, ‘You gave birth to me’” (Jeremiah 2:27).

And what will the message of the rally be? “Become an atheist, die, and that’s the end—there’s no ultimate purpose to life.” So that being the case, why do atheists even attack Christianity? Why rally in DC in June? Well, it is because they actively “suppress the truth in unrighteousness” (Romans 1:18).

Atheists work hard against Christianity because they’re putting their hands over their eyes and ears and shouting, “I refuse to see and hear truth!” Their blind faith religion of believing that natural processes explain life without God is an anti-God religion.

The words of Daniel (5:23) describe today’s atheists: “The God who holds your breath in His hand and owns all your ways, you have not glorified.”

So, the atheists will worship man at the Reason Rally, just as stated in Scripture: “who exchanged the truth of God for the lie, and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator, who is blessed forever. Amen” (Romans 1:25). But God says, “You have lifted yourself up against the Lord of heaven” (Daniel 5:23).

Thanks for stopping by and thanks for praying,
Ken

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As a Goon, we don't need intelligence to decide because we have the Mods that probate us to believe. Lowtax gave me the acount but in my prodromal schizophrenia, who am I using my account for?

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