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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Stupid shit jesus lovers actually believe
 
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Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.
jesus lovers believe satan exists, so theres that at least.

shame they picked the wrong team :(

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Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.

Nelson Mandingo posted:

Judges is some wacko level poo poo. I'm no religious scholar what is the point of these kinds of passages anyway? What's the message?

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Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.
lol @ jesus lovers

lol @ muslams

lol @ athetits

hail satan

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Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.

Volume posted:

A person who never has heard the Gospel still goes to Hell.

Here's an analogy.

Say I'm from VA and we have a right on red after stop law.

And I got to NM, where they have no right on red after stop law.

And I go up to the Stop sign and go ahead and turn right.

And a cop sees me and pulls me over.

It isn't going to matter to the cop that I didn't know the law existed.

I STILL broke the law.

And I'm going to get a ticket.

Same with God.

It isn't going to matter to Him if someone who knew the gospel and didn't obey it goes to Hell. It's their choice.

It STILL isnt going to matter if someone never heard the gospel and ends up in Hell.

BOTH are GUILTY of not being born again.

what about someone who has never heard the gospel, but still lives a righteous life according to its rules? ie they do everything right but don't know about god / jesus because nobody told them.

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Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.

Mr. Unlucky posted:

you fools are gonna look real stupid when future jesus comes back and he is rad as gently caress and youre still a bunch of fuckin nerds :agesilaus:

its actually going to be HIM jah rastafari that will return to bless the world with dank nugs and chill music

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