~*Burger Thread*~ Both a hairy pubis and a good burger are quite juicy when munched.

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Goons with Spoons > ~*Burger Thread*~ Both a hairy pubis and a good burger are quite juicy when munched.

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BBC posted:

How to make a stem cell burger

Suggested ingredients

Stem cells from cow cultured into strips of meat
Beetroot juice and saffron for colouring
1 onion, chopped
1 free-range egg yolk
Salt, pepper and breadcrumbs
25g chopped coriander

Stem cells preparation method
Take some stems cells from a cow
Put them in a large dish and add nutrients and growth promoting chemicals. Now leave to multiply
Three weeks later there will be more than a million stem cells. Put these into smaller dishes to fuse into small strips of muscle, a centimetre or so long and a few millimetres thick
Collect these strips into small pellets and freeze until there are enough to form a burger
Defrost the pellets and put together just before cooking

They taste like poo poo

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