~*Burger Thread*~ Both a hairy pubis and a good burger are quite juicy when munched.

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CISMALES DID 9-11: Jun 5, 2002; chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

is anyone else kind of annoyed at this whole like hipster artisan burger thing

# ¿ Feb 9, 2015 17:34

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CISMALES DID 9-11: Jun 5, 2002; chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

I had a burger last night and I knew it was going to be bullshit because any place that advertises "upscale comfort food" is an rear end in a top hat

# ¿ Feb 9, 2015 17:44

CISMALES DID 9-11: Jun 5, 2002; chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

well you see we realize that the ground chuck burger has only enjoyed a quarter century of success so what we're going to do is wear a plaid shirt and change all of that while charging you twice as much

edit: i guess it's really more like a half century I dunno when did burgers become cool

# ¿ Feb 9, 2015 18:16

CISMALES DID 9-11: Jun 5, 2002; chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

Gatts posted:

From Fast Food Experiences

1. Johnny Rockets

Like that's your favorite? Dang

I don't think JR sucks or anything I'm just really surprised to see it on a list

# ¿ Feb 9, 2015 22:14

CISMALES DID 9-11: Jun 5, 2002; chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

it's weird to want your burger hockey puck charred, but I also don't like the mushy blood taste either

# ¿ Feb 9, 2015 22:15

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