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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Read the thread doofus.

Not only is reading the thread polite its also super enjoyable as there are many photos and discussion about burgers!!!

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

TEAYCHES posted:

imo its a megathread so its ok to come in ignorant of previous posts regarding burgers

:agreed:. Still a good read tho!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Here is a Good Man spreading the Good Word.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNJUbsY0X-o


Bless him.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Speaking of Colorado Burgs, I never got the appeal of Good Times.

I was just a 'meh' Jack-In-The-Box analog IMO.



Also I just remembered that the Dark Horse in Boulder has a burger with peanut butter on it and it, somehow, kinda works? Very confusing.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Bip Roberts posted:

cause of death: molten cheese.

there are worse ways

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
fast food chains trying to do fancy burgers almost always results in a bad burger.

just give me a cheese burger please

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Had a double cheaseburger from McDonald's last night.

Satisfied the urge to burg.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

some sad lookin burgs

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Thats a solid burg. Egg is always a good choice.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Smash it Smash hit posted:

no lie, woke up this morning, opened the door and on the other side was 24 dollar cheeseburgers from mcdonalds on the door handle. They were left in a pottery barn bag (guessing so it could hang from the handle) and no note or any such sign.

Should I reheat and eat? Is this a miracle or a curse?

y/n



eat and post results

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
That price is acceptable if:

- Its a sit-down resturant

or

- Came with drink/fries.


If not lmbo.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

FogHelmut posted:

Sit down restaurant brewery. Hand formed grass fed local hipster beef. Came with fresh fries from real potatoes, and a side of chipotle bacon actual honest to god aioli, ie. not flavored mayo.

Very acceptable.

If you got good meat you're probably gonna have a good burger.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
patties should be at most the width of your thumb, imo

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

thathonkey posted:

this and stack as needed

exactly.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
how many pieces of bacon did it come with

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
yeah bleu cheese at a fast food place could be a bit of a gamble

the spotted pig burger in Manhattan makes an amazing burger using Roquefort cheese.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

TEAYCHES posted:

any fast food burger can be instantly doubled in quality with the simple phrase "no pickles no ketchup"

this but extra pickles

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Gaunab posted:

fyrin up tha george forman

use a cast iron pan instead hth

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

no

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
that plus more even cooking

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
I've been eating less burritos and more burgers lately. I have ample choices for both in my area so its been a nice change.

Good ol burgs.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

A Winner is Jew posted:

Has this been posted yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4J1seTHAMU

Also, burgers, beer, and titty bars area literally the pinnacle of human achievement.

Its a really good burg and completely undeserving of any hate.


Sorry that its super cold on the east coast and whatever please don't take it out on our delicious burgs.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

nomadologique posted:

actually i could go for a fast food burger...

aint no shame in it!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

FogHelmut posted:

Just ordered a burger, drinking a beer while I wait.

this is a solid strat. well done.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Did a late night creep to the local In-N-Out. Was a good decision.

Through the shadows and darkness I shall creep towards the eternal light of Burgers.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Eat different types of burgers to expand your burger knowledge, imho.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
nice to see you this evening, m'burger

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Shadow posted:

I was all about that drat big mac yesterday and just got home from a morning appointment. Due to it being like 11, I opted for a bagel and cream cheese from dunks.

#lifesregrets

Good News. You can right this wrong today!!!!!!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
sliders own especially if the place you are getting them from (or are making) have different toppings for each burg. you can thus maximize your burger experience doing this.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Fetus Tree posted:

I have definitely been eating more burgers because of this thread. Is anybody else in the same boat or is that just me?

:agreed:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Shadow posted:

Yeah, I don't know, but:

youre not burgin hard enough bro

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

thathonkey posted:

Burg so hard muffuckas wanna grind beef

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

goin' home made or restaurant?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

numberoneposter posted:

Pub. Beer will be involved. I might get a burger AND a hot dog. Living the dream.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

........would

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

a large trout posted:


personally I think if you put peanut butter on a burger you should be castrated


I thought it was weird as hell for forever then I tried it. The salty, savory taste somehow perfectly melds with the meat. I almost never have it but if I am at a place where its served, and I am in the mood for it, I will eat one.

That said I have only had a few in my life because those stars must align and that's rare.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Leroy Dennui posted:

Eh, I'm more of a "dollar menu" kind of guy.

This is one of my most favorite YouTube videos of all time. Please enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWHXo3clywk&t=40s

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Ron Jeremy posted:

Cheese in in a pocket inside the burger is pretty good. Especially a bit of strong stuff like some Bleu poo poo.

Agreed. Just mixing poo poo into the ground beef is dumb. It doesn't really do anything at best and at worst compromises the structural integrity of the patty.

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
what about mustard fried burgers

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