when you makin your own burgers, mix some beef broth in with them and some lipton onion dip mix
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2015 06:31 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 16:21 |
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2015 06:32 |
^^^^^ ungh god drat that was so good
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2015 06:34 |
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2015 06:35 |
TEAYCHES posted:sounds like a great life hack but i am not brave enough to try it Socially Awkward! and Reserved at the McDonald's
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2015 06:41 |
Protip: If you're at Chili's and you get one of their Bigmouth Burgers, be sure to hold the sandwich over your fries while you eat, because the grease and mayo and cheese will drip down onto your fries and season those fuckers right up alongside plenty of salt and pepper loving live your life; nobody else is going to
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2015 06:45 |
Nation posted:
wherrrrrreeeeee is it
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2015 06:48 |
Business Gorillas posted:just lmao i need to make a mayo and call it "Just La Mayo" and cover with hashtags and tweets and cat memes and make a loving mint off of it it will just be repurposed hellman's
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2015 06:59 |
^^^^ +10 points for using spinach for greens; something with goddamn flavor edit: cold wet lettuce is okay too but it really depends on the burg
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2015 07:03 |
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2015 07:06 |
i love how the ad keeps urging IT'S FOR SHARING IT'S TOTALLY FOR SHARING but you loving know each and every one of those ordered was consumed, alone, in the dark I MUST HAVE ONE
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2015 07:16 |
i fuckin love a sourdough jack in fact, that is all i ever get there jack in the box may be on the lower end of burger quality, but on the other hand - where else can you burg at 3AM?
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2015 07:55 |
i don't get wendy's every time i've eaten there, i've literally thought "i could have eaten at mcdonald's/whataburger/carl's jr/creepy local joint instead" apparently their chili is still in high demand; i work with a lady who'll blow you for some wendy's chili
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2015 07:58 |
proof of concept posted:at this place: the fact i live in texas and didn't know this is almost like living in new york and never having visited the statue of liberty
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2015 07:59 |
proof of concept posted:there are no words i've lived a life where there are exactly three restaurants you can visit at 3AM 1) jack in the box 2) taco bell 3) trucker diner option 3 has lead to more interesting life experiences but the first two are gastronimically light years ahead for obvious reasons
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2015 08:03 |
steak n shake i go to to have their chili mac with the noodles and beans and a shitload of oyster crackers just a disgusting carbload of carby carbs but drat son i ain't never been as happy as i was digging into steak n shake chili mac also roger ebert bonded with david letterman over their shared love of steak n shake and that just adds an extra soupcon of gently caress yes to the joint
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2015 08:19 |
son we're bugin' in here, not making a weakass attempt to derail
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2015 08:26 |
VendaGoat posted:I call Heresy on this one delicious, greasy heresy
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2015 08:53 |
VendaGoat posted:And motherfucker, I once stood over a sink and ate an entire bag of Oreos in another world, there's an Oreo Anonymous meeting happening and YOU ARE THE LEADER
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2015 09:05 |
VendaGoat posted:I would be dead from Heart Disease before admitting I had a problem with Oreos just imagining you in front of a judge, your hair out of whack, your fingernails caked dense with chocolate crumbs, your lips circled with a greasy sheen of white cream "yeah well uh - burp - maybe they shouldn't have made them so good to eat; you ever think of that, yer honor?"
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2015 09:09 |
no sean don't kill the burg it's trying to be your friend your sexy, delicious friend
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2015 18:42 |
no mom i will not cook your burger until it is a loving puck of coal it is okay to eat meat that is pink god drat it quit being a loving food bitch and EAT THE BURG
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2015 22:14 |
The Mad Archivist posted:actually while steak is okay to eat pink, ground beef is still incredibly risky to eat rare. it has to do with the harmful e-coli living in the cow's gut; with steak if it gets anywhere during the process of being slaughtered, it will be on the surface of the steak, so if you sear it it will probably be killed off in short order. with ground beef it's been mixed up considerably so the chances of e-coli being spread around somewhere inside the ground beef is much higher i live
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2015 22:25 |
i wanna try that some day but it looks like prepwork is a bitch
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2015 22:28 |
haha what are those fried chicken livers??? on a donut???
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2015 23:41 |
the b stands for butt lmao
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2015 00:49 |
QUEEN CAUCUS posted:In N Out isn't even that good got a strong take here
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 00:24 |
i'll take number two plz
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 00:31 |
motherfucker do you even liver and onions
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 00:35 |
social vegan posted:holy moly that one then, much later, i'll take a number two!!!!!
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 00:41 |
thathonkey posted:there is a "fancy burger restaurant" near me that is generally overpriced but they do make a burger which I am fond of called the "Oaxaca" avocado good but what the gently caress why put a giant goddamn wedge on there Chinatown posted:bleu cheese on burgers is also extremely good yisssssss the peppercorn bigmouth burg at chili's was my ffaaaaavvvorite and then they took it away the fucks
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 00:44 |
seems like the kind of person who knows what things taste good together but has never bothered to actually eat any of them because he's more interested in gastronomy than practical eating
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 00:46 |
lol @ space station booths
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 00:57 |
to place your order, just pick up the beige telephone between your legs and whistle at the correct tone and frequency
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 00:58 |
your meal will be served to you on a platter descending from the ceiling while 8-bit Ava Maria plays from every speaker in the restaurant
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 01:02 |
edit: ^^^^^^ ahahaha your waiter will resemble freddy mercury, but not sound nor act anything like him
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 01:04 |
lil' over enthusiastic for the goatse there
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 01:11 |
Ron Jeremy posted:The word burg is dumb and makes you sound like you're wearing multiple popped collar polos what happens to your blood pressure when you hear someone unironically order a frozen marg
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2015 01:07 |
Fetus Tree posted:Weird that ive never had one those go too fast for me. like liquored up kool aid. i have no impulse control with sweet cocktails
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2015 01:15 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 16:21 |
maybe if i pair a martini with a really good burg i could finally finish one of the nasty loving things
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2015 01:20 |