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Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy
What's everyone's favorite movie in the Paul Blart: Mall Cop series?

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Jonny Angel posted:

What's everyone's favorite movie in the Paul Blart: Mall Cop series?

Observe and Report

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

4 Months, 3 Weeks, and Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Days

The Duke
May 19, 2004

The Angel from my Nightmare

Jonny Angel posted:

What's everyone's favorite movie in the Paul Blart: Mall Cop series?

Paul Blart 2: The Thickening

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




Pop Tart: mall fart

Cyber Dog
Feb 22, 2008

*ostrich hits paul blart*
*punch noise*

aw hell yeah

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

Cyber Dog posted:

*ostrich hits paul blart*
*punch noise*

aw hell yeah

I hope he's okay

try the new taco place
Jan 4, 2004

hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???
Zero Blart Thirty

Al Cu Ad Solte
Nov 30, 2005
Searching for
a righteous cause
We Need To Talk About Kevin James

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

Pet Rock Band posted:

Zero Blart Thirty

Zero Blart Thirty (2012)
dir. Kathryn Bigelow

After many adventures Mall Copping, Paul Blart (Kevin James) enlists in the Navy to become a cook for America's men in blue. But when he accidentally fills out the wrong form he winds up on SEAL Team 6! Now, tasked to assassinate one of history's greatest villains, Blart must team up with the men in uniform, and a barking Seal mascot named Robert, and make his country proud!

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy

Cyber Dog posted:

*ostrich hits paul blart*
*punch noise*

aw hell yeah

Having seen the new trailer, it occurs to me that he fights a bird in it, and it ALSO occurs to me that for a lot of the men we claim to see as heroes (Steve Rogers, Jason Bourne, John Cena), we don't actually know how they'd stack up against a bird in a fight. I don't know if I'm comfortable with that.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
I think this forum might be tied with YOSPOS for unfunniest posters trying to be funny, as evidenced by the last 20 posts or so

Soft Shell Crab
Apr 12, 2006

Black Baby Goku posted:

I think this forum might be tied with YOSPOS for unfunniest posters trying to be funny, as evidenced by the last 20 posts or so

Hey, think about the source material.

Uatu The Lurker
Sep 14, 2003

I can say no more!
Already I have over stayed my time in this ephemeral sphere!
hmm. . .

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
bump! this movie comes out soon

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bump. About 30 days left! Cannot wait

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Cant wait for paul blart mall blarp two

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
Allah ackblart

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

Black Baby Goku posted:

I think this forum might be tied with YOSPOS for unfunniest posters trying to be funny, as evidenced by the last 20 posts or so

Most people aren't naturally funny, Black Baby Goku.

Hat Thoughts fucked around with this message at 11:22 on Mar 20, 2015

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
We cant all be Kevin James. :smith:

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Kevin James is more talented than anyone who posts on this website, that's for sure

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
In an interview in October 2012, James said that he liked the idea of filming the sequel at the Mall of America.[16] Principal photography of the film commenced on April 21, 2014, at Wynn Las Vegas, and ended on June 26, 2014.[17][18][19] It is the first time that Steve Wynn has allowed a commercial film to be shot at this property.[20]

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Runtime 1 hr 34 min (94 min)
Sound Mix Datasat | SDDS | Dolby Digital
Color Color
Aspect Ratio 1.85 : 1

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Sex & Nudity

Violence & Gore

Profanity

Alcohol/Drugs/Smoking

Frightening/Intense Scenes

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
He's way better than all the following scumbags: Michael Bay, George Miller, Jayden Smith, Melissa McCarthy, and Gal Gadot.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Box office / business for
Observe and Report - $23,930,794 (USA)


Box office / business for
Paul Blart: Mall Cop - $146,336,178 (USA)

Sea Lily
Aug 5, 2007

Everything changes, Pit.
Even gods.

what do you think his favorite ninja turtle is

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Don't close this loving thread. It's not breaking any rules

zandert33
Sep 20, 2002

Kevin James is a genius.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27waNGJVvfI

I hope the makers remake the video to add footage from PB:MC2 once it comes out!

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
Click here to learn the truth about Paul blart 2 the something awful mods don't want you to know about!

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
haha that does look funny OP. Hope they get the Redband trailer out soon, I need just a little more juice before the launch.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

echronorian posted:

haha that does look funny OP. Hope they get the Redband trailer out soon, I need just a little more juice before the launch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svc79uOoj3w

CRINDY
Sep 23, 2010

forget about ur worries and ur strife
the best part about the overwhelming success of paul blart: mall cop is that it specifically succeeded because it came out just as the recession dug its claws into the american populace. an estimated 20,381,100 people (Box Office Mojo tickets-sold projections) willingly saw Fat Segway Guy Fall Down Go Boom to take their minds off crushing financial woes, and thus six years later we are gifted a sequel like so much mana from heaven

also,

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
The best thing about Paul Blart isn't watching Paul Blart its about being Paul Blart.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Ha ha, OK, I get it, this is some kind of ironic thread.

Personally I thought the first film was very enjoyable, and will definitely be seeing this one at the cinema when its released here in April.

Does every movie has to be intellectual? At least it isn't another crap remake!

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Rapman the Cook posted:

Ha ha, OK, I get it, this is some kind of ironic thread.

Personally I thought the first film was very enjoyable, and will definitely be seeing this one at the cinema when its released here in April.

Does every movie has to be intellectual? At least it isn't another crap remake!

Ha ha! Hello friend! I am glad you to enjoy the cinema!

henpod
Mar 7, 2008

Sir, we have located the Bioweapon.
College Slice
He was always fat but he got fatter! Or is that CGI

CRINDY
Sep 23, 2010

forget about ur worries and ur strife

henpod posted:

He was always fat but he got fatter! Or is that CGI

for every movie in the paul blart franchise, kevin james is contractually obligated to gain 100 extra pounds

paul blart 5: bedridden mall cop will see james balloon to more than 700 pounds for the role. he will not be able to move, speak or emote, simply fart. he will win the oscar for his breathtaking transformation

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

CRINDY posted:

for every movie in the paul blart franchise, kevin james is contractually obligated to gain 100 extra pounds

paul blart 5: bedridden mall cop will see james balloon to more than 700 pounds for the role. he will not be able to move, speak or emote, simply fart. he will win the oscar for his breathtaking transformation

The bed will ride on four segways.

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Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

Rapman the Cook posted:

Ha ha, OK, I get it, this is some kind of ironic thread.



No, we're all excited to see it. The first one was a terrific comedy, how could someone not be excited?

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