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Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded

Jenny Angel posted:

What's everyone's favorite movie in the Paul Blart: Mall Cop series?

Probably the one when he's on the space station and the communist aliens are attacking, the 6th I think?

It has all the wacky humour but also really makes you think.

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

CRINDY posted:

the best part about the overwhelming success of paul blart: mall cop is that it specifically succeeded because it came out just as the recession dug its claws into the american populace. an estimated 20,381,100 people (Box Office Mojo tickets-sold projections) willingly saw Fat Segway Guy Fall Down Go Boom to take their minds off crushing financial woes, and thus six years later we are gifted a sequel like so much mana from heaven


Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
films with low overhead and fat jokes are recession proof

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bump. 2 weeks!!!

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
how is this gonna be any good without the contribution of noted thespian bobby carnavale

Quad
Dec 31, 2007

I've seen pogs you people wouldn't believe
But is Indian kid gonna follow them to Vegas to be his Sgt. Powell again? His delivery of "peanut blart and jelly!" was line of the year.

Beach
Dec 13, 2004

No sign of intelligent life on this planet.
I worked in the mall where the first movie was filmed while it was being filmed. They did a lot of funny things to cut costs, like filming during the day whilst the mall was open, recruiting hundreds of extras from the crowds of shoppers, gathering props from the stores around the mall like shopping bags and such, and they would just film scenes willy nilly wherever they wanted to get a shot. Two things I remember being funny were the ball pit; the film crew having a miserable time preventing teenagers from jumping into it constantly, and at the time I was a literal plain shirt mall cop and we had to catch a running shoplifter who tried to escape through the film set and we cuffed and dragged him away right in front of the cast. Which was totally awesome. Also Jayma Mays was beautiful and friendly but was only actually there for like two days of fiming.

Oh! OH! Also the mall was across the street from an apartment complex where the burlington police had a near shootout and a bunch of state police vehicles and helicopters had to rush to the location and got confused as they were filming the outdoor scenes and a bunch of real life swat vans showed up on set confused as to where the real crime was happening. Hilarious!

CRINDY
Sep 23, 2010

forget about ur worries and ur strife

Beach posted:


Oh! OH! Also the mall was across the street from an apartment complex where the burlington police had a near shootout and a bunch of state police vehicles and helicopters had to rush to the location and got confused as they were filming the outdoor scenes and a bunch of real life swat vans showed up on set confused as to where the real crime was happening. Hilarious!

I'm sure those officers would have gladly laid down their lives if it was necessary to help complete the instant classic winner of Top Box Office Films at the ASCAP Television and Film Awards and nominee for Choice Movie at the Teen Choice Awards Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

**YAWN**
Wake me up when it's time for Zookeeper 2

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

TrixRabbi posted:

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

Maul Plart: Call Bop 2

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
I'm glad it's PG I have now bought tickets for all my family and we are going to enjoy this movie and just have a genuinely pleasant night out overall.

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

Paul Blart Mall Cop 2: The Force Awakens
Jurassic Park: Mall Cop 2
Paul Blart: Dark of the Moon
The End of Paul Blart: mall Cop 2
Rebuild of Paul Blart: You can (not) Mall Cop
No Country for Paul Blart Mall Cop 2
Do the Right Thing: Mall Cop 2
12 Years a Mall Cop
Paul Blart Mall Cop Unchained
Salo or 120 Days of Paul Blart Mall Cop 2
El topo: Mall Cop 2
Requiem for a Mall Cop
Death of a Mall Cop
Sweeney todd: The Mall Cop 2
The Last temptation of Paul blart Mall cop 2

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

Taste the Blood of Paul Blart

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Paul Blart, She Wolf of the SS

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

As I Was Moving Ahead Occasionally I Saw Brief Glimpses of Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

There Will Be Blart

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

Being Paul Blart
The Assassination of Paul Blart by the Coward Mall Cop
The Paul, the Blart, and the Mall Cop
Battlefield earth: Mall cop 2
Revolt In the Mall
Inside Paul Blart
the Importance of Being Paul Blart Mall Cop 2
Paul Blart and Mall Cop are Dead
Bad Mall Cop
Bad Mall cop: Port of Call New orleans
Paul Blart: Taxi Driver
Paul Blart Mall Cop 2: Soldiers of Sorrow
Tromeo and Paul Blart

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Paul Blart mall cop 2 the streets

Glamorama26
Sep 14, 2011

All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit, but look great.
A Paul Blart in A Woman's Skin
The Strange Vice of Paul Blart
The Paul Blart With the Crystal Plummage
Five Blarts for an August Moon
The Black Belly of Paul Blart
Strip Nude For Your Paul Blart

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
Scent of a Blart

thehandtruck
Mar 5, 2006

the thing about the jews is,
Citizen Blart



The Three Burials of Melquiades Blartstrada



Ghost In The Mall: 2nd Blart

thehandtruck fucked around with this message at 07:09 on Apr 9, 2015

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

Your Vice is a Locked Door and Only Paul Blart Has the Key

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
No Country for Old Mallcops



e: The Blartuate

Glamorama26
Sep 14, 2011

All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit, but look great.

TrixRabbi posted:

Your Vice is a Locked Door and Only Paul Blart Has the Key

I missed this one and I am ashamed.

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

Glamorama26 posted:

I missed this one and I am ashamed.

go into the bathroom, turn off the lights, and say "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" three times in the mirror.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Mall Cop 2

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

Tinker, Tailor, Paul Blart, Mall Cop

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

Legends of the Mall

Oh Mallcop, Were Blart Thou?

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

The Man Who Fell to Earth (because he was fat lol)

Glamorama26
Sep 14, 2011

All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit, but look great.
Terminator 2 with Paul Blart instead of Robert Patrick's T-1000

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
"Blart" is Hungarian for "Insulin Pump".

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

This looks more like Michael Keaton than Kevin James.

Crappy Jack
Nov 21, 2005

We got some serious shit to discuss.

Gaunab posted:

This looks more like Michael Keaton than Kevin James.

Blartman.

Dinosaurs!
May 22, 2003

Blart's List
A Beautiful Mall Cop
Raging Blart
2 Paul Blart 2 Mall Cop
The Blartfather
Little Miss Mall Cop
Beauty and the Blart
The Mall Cop's Speech
The Theory of Blart
Dances With Mall Cops
Blart on the Roof
All the Mall Cop's Men
Who's Afraid of Paul Blart: Mall Cop?

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
Blartiator

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

I didn't even realize Paul Blart 2 was a sequel until this thread, tbh.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Fatty Go Boom 2

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Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
This is The Blart

The Wolf of Mall Cops

Blart Peaks

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