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Cuckoo posted:The best is when white men messaged me, an obviously ethnic brown person, and the first thing in their questionnaire was "Would you prefer to be with someone of your own race?" "Yes" especially if there was an (almost always racist) reason written behind it. Yet these guys would message me anyway. Why I'd love to be called "one of the good ones" while watching your family uncomfortably clutch their purses tighter when I go over to meet them! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK4fjMhGn-I
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Have any goons every created a fake fat girl profile to find out how different the okc experience is for them?
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Feb 10, 2015 17:21
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Kempy posted:if you're white and you are dating a black girl how long until you call her 'dark chocolate'? One year
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Feb 10, 2015 17:23
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The problem with online dating is that 90% of the profiles are Gawker bloggers looking for primary sources.
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Feb 10, 2015 17:24
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Arian_Samurai posted:The problem with online dating is that 90% of the profiles are Gawker bloggers looking for primary sources. You won't believe what I got people to say when I put a fake profile on a free website!
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Feb 10, 2015 17:26
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Kempy posted:if you're white and you are dating a black girl how long until you call her 'dark chocolate'? We literally never talk about it unless someone we're with brings it up. One of her friends refers to us as "the swirl" though
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Feb 10, 2015 17:27
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after some of these confessions im appreciating being single and celibate as hell. well, im off to masturbate. edit: wrong thread, still semi relevant
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EightBit posted:Have any goons every created a fake fat girl profile to find out how different the okc experience is for them? The account I use just for flagmod poo poo is exactly that  and it's only existed for half a year
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Feb 10, 2015 17:34
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EightBit posted:Have any goons every created a fake fat girl profile to find out how different the okc experience is for them? If I did that I wouldn't get any specimens for my "Unsolicited Dick Pics" collection. Not a Children posted:We literally never talk about it unless someone we're with brings it up. One of her friends refers to us as "the swirl" though That's actually kind of cute.
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Feb 10, 2015 17:41
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Sheep-Goats posted:One year why one year? would it be said at your anniversary dinner like 'im glad ive had some chocolate in my life for a year' or would you say it as things led to the bedroom? Not a Children posted:We literally never talk about it unless someone we're with brings it up. One of her friends refers to us as "the swirl" though do you ever get called coffee and cream i think that's cute and i would like to have that
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Setzer Gabbiani posted:The account I use just for flagmod poo poo is exactly that Back when I was 19 and 105 lbs. I got 30 messages A DAY for the first couple of weeks. Unfortunately a full inbox sounds like a nice thing but it's not because most of the messages were worthless. The VAST majority of those messages consisted of: - Creepy old men - Creepy old MARRIED men trying to bribe me with money - Happy couples thinking "bi = threesome gently caress toy" and messaging me asking me to be their third - Hey bby how r u doin  - Sex requests/dick pics - Requests to date from hundreds to thousands of miles away when my profile said "locals only" in the first three sentences It's almost like signing up to a coupon site for a deal on a single store or TV and getting 99.9% spam and garbage. When I tried again 7 years older and 20 lbs. heavier, the message amount was far smaller but at least the amount of white noise died down. After age 23 or so, you are dead to would-be sugar daddies and creepy middle-aged men.
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Feb 10, 2015 17:42
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i think the lesson to take away from all of this is don't online date
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My messages are more or less a variation of this when it comes to content, maybe a couple bbc interest-checks throughout
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Kempy posted:why one year? would it be said at your anniversary dinner like 'im glad ive had some chocolate in my life for a year' or would you say it as things led to the bedroom? I'm gonna use this on our valentine's date after a couple drinks, if I don't piss her off I'll know it was meant to be I did once call her a mocha princess while we were drunk making out, she responded with "I'm a hell of a lot darker than that and you know it" Kempy posted:do you ever get called coffee and cream Never coffee and cream, but we do hear jokey renditions of "ebony and ivory" once in a blue moon e: I've only been seeing her for 5 months, so I'm really rolling the dice here Not a Children fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Feb 10, 2015 |
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Feb 10, 2015 17:57
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Kempy posted:why one year? The law is the law.
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Setzer Gabbiani posted:My messages are more or less a variation of this when it comes to content, maybe a couple bbc interest-checks throughout sounds like hes down for some furry action too go for it man
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Feb 10, 2015 18:03
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Cuckoo posted:Back when I was 19 and 105 lbs. I got 30 messages A DAY for the first couple of weeks. Out of curiosity, why were you on OKC at 19 and 100lbs?
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Feb 10, 2015 18:24
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wtf like 5 seconds and he's onto dragons and some poo poo
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Feb 10, 2015 18:24
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Darth123123 posted:wtf like 5 seconds and he's onto dragons and some poo poo To be honest, if faux ever wanted to interview me, I'd pokerface talk about anything but the subject matter.
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Feb 10, 2015 20:42
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well kenneth eng is legit crazy dragonfucker so by wild coincidence legit crazy dragonfucker is my okc profile name
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Feb 10, 2015 20:51
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Fonzarelli posted:I get tons of messages from older couples asking me to gently caress their wives, its super gross and weird That's why I quit okc. Either the women i messaged don't date black guys or the ones who responded to me were married and looking to do some cucking. Mad gross.
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Feb 10, 2015 21:01
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The existential angst of online dating- did this fat person just like my profile because they think I'm in their league?
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Feb 10, 2015 21:07
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nutranurse posted:That's why I quit okc. Either the women i messaged don't date black guys or the ones who responded to me were married and looking to do some cucking. Mad gross. That's actually become a real thing? I honestly thought it was just a porn/Internet meme.
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Feb 10, 2015 21:13
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Zeroisanumber posted:That's actually become a real thing? I honestly thought it was just a porn/Internet meme. it's been a real thing for a long while.
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Darth123123 posted:Out of curiosity, why were you on OKC at 19 and 100lbs? I was an idiot v  vI was getting all kinds of men IRL but wanted a soft, sensitive nerd/artist type of guy and not the kind you'd meet at bars or clubs. The pursuit of sex or just getting hot people isn't fun or interesting if it's easy or if that's not what you want, so I turned to OKC trying to find art nerds. What I ended up with on OKC were a bunch of malajusted weirdos and troglodytes instead, until finding a few really great guys on there who did not share my interests at all but were just great people. It was then that I finally figured out that your interests mean little if you're compatible in other, more important ways.
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Zeroisanumber posted:That's actually become a real thing? I honestly thought it was just a porn/Internet meme. its a very real and very gross thing like dude, if you dont want to gently caress your ugly dumpy ageing wife then why would i,
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Mr. Pumroy posted:well kenneth eng is legit crazy dragonfucker so that reminds me of the philosophy dragon lexicon triumphant in which dragons evolved alongside humans and
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nutranurse posted:That's why I quit okc. Either the women i messaged don't date black guys or the ones who responded to me were married and looking to do some cucking. Mad gross. online dating is tough for a black dude
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Gaunab posted:online dating is tough for a black dude ive just moved to tinder. i do better getting dates irl anyway, its harder to be racist then
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Gaunab posted:i think the lesson to take away from all of this is don't online date
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nutranurse posted:its a very real and very gross thing I thought the term was bull, or stallion or somethin idk like a powerful and virile farm animal
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Fullhouse posted:I thought the term was bull, or stallion or somethin idk like a powerful and virile farm animal i was channeling st. reagan there gotta keep this poo poo political
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Feb 10, 2015 21:27
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nutranurse posted:its a very real and very gross thing Man, people are gross.
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Feb 10, 2015 21:50
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This chick was in my mod queue because half of her pics involve her loving or taking a giant load to the face been practicing bdsm since I was 13, big loving deal, gently caress you
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Feb 10, 2015 22:34
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Setzer Gabbiani posted:been practicing bdsm since I was 13, big loving deal, gently caress you 
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Feb 10, 2015 22:35
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Feb 10, 2015 22:38
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Yeah don't expect me to chance it with an "18" y/o but you're more than welcome to look at her profile since they're still up
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Feb 10, 2015 22:40
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Setzer Gabbiani posted:Yeah don't expect me to chance it with an "18" y/o but you're more than welcome to look at her profile since they're still up Nah. She's nasty. A couple years from now she'll have packed on 70 pounds and screech at everyone in her life at a volume that would deafen a howler monkey.
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Feb 10, 2015 22:56
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How can you be both pan and asexual.
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I get the occasional message from a really hot lookin lady because they found my profile funny. Problem is, their messages are honestly pure poo poo. I end up feeling like some unappreciated jester trying to appease an easily distracted lord. To put it in terms you nerds could relate to
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