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A TURGID FATSO: Jan 27, 2004; Here's to ya, JACKASS

Looks like dignitas' cheaters can't hang with envyus' cheaters. Shame.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 17:54

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# ? May 4, 2024 00:34

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more like badnitas

# ? Feb 7, 2016 18:17

stump collector: May 28, 2007

A TURGID FATSO posted:

Looks like dignitas' cheaters can't hang with envyus' cheaters. Shame.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 19:46

Buller: Nov 6, 2010

I saw Kio with some pretty obvious aimlock earlier in this tourny for sure lol.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 21:10

Fat Lou: Jan 21, 2008; Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

Protip: buy stickers of suspected cheaters in order to bank on them when they get banned.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 21:13

nftyw: Dec 27, 2006; It is a game... where you will put your life on the line.; Lipstick Apathy

Time to buy 9000 Flusha stickers :shepspends:

nftyw fucked around with this message at 21:25 on Feb 7, 2016

# ? Feb 7, 2016 21:16

A TURGID FATSO: Jan 27, 2004; Here's to ya, JACKASS

The entire "pro" scene is a loving joke lol

# ? Feb 7, 2016 21:41

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

A TURGID FATSO posted:

The entire "pro" scene is a loving joke lol

Doesn't stop me from getting so into it, I've started analyzing matches and players as a hobby.

I may be utter garbage at this game but at least I can feel not so bad about myself this way. :unsmith:

# ? Feb 7, 2016 21:53

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

get a new hobby please

# ? Feb 7, 2016 22:07

A TURGID FATSO: Jan 27, 2004; Here's to ya, JACKASS

symbolic posted:

Doesn't stop me from getting so into it, I've started analyzing matches and players as a hobby.

I may be utter garbage at this game but at least I can feel not so bad about myself this way.

It can be entertaining to watch, but I get a bad taste in my mouth when I realize that there's fuckloads of cash on the line and it's being given to people who don't deserve it. The amount of "pros" that now turn to aimlocks is absolutely ridiculous.

On a happier note, I think I had a pretty rad 8hp ace clutch earlier today. It's not the most impressive thing, but I was happy with the 1v3 portion due to how my shots landed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mZQNIdPtqE

A TURGID FATSO fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Feb 7, 2016

# ? Feb 7, 2016 22:08

trying to jack off: Dec 31, 2007

ah yeah sure dude. every top player is hacking lol

# ? Feb 7, 2016 22:18

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

Google Butt posted:

get a new hobby please

No, screw you dad!

# ? Feb 7, 2016 22:19

nftyw: Dec 27, 2006; It is a game... where you will put your life on the line.; Lipstick Apathy

Now now, let's all chill out and check out this sweet knife skin I got for $37.00

A TURGID FATSO posted:

It can be entertaining to watch, but I get a bad taste in my mouth when I realize that there's fuckloads of cash on the line and it's being given to people who don't deserve it. The amount of "pros" that now turn to aimlocks is absolutely ridiculous.

On a happier note, I think I had a pretty rad 8hp ace clutch earlier today. It's not the most impressive thing, but I was happy with the 1v3 portion due to how my shots landed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mZQNIdPtqE

I like how your crosshairs just happened to be right there thru the smoke u hacker :mad:

On a serious note though that was a pretty nice eco. P250 good gun.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 22:30

NtotheTC: Dec 31, 2007

where are you guys watching these games?

# ? Feb 7, 2016 22:45

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

NtotheTC posted:

where are you guys watching these games?

HLTV lists matches and results. The three major streaming sites are Twitch, MLG, and Azubu.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 22:46

Smol: Jun 1, 2011; Stat rosa pristina nomine, nomina nuda tenemus.

A TURGID FATSO posted:

The entire "pro" scene is a loving joke lol

The joke would be you posting that everyone is cheating crap 24/7

# ? Feb 7, 2016 22:52

Up Circle: Apr 3, 2008

well he could be worse.

he could be the guy who thinks flusha is a tool of the illuminati, who are spending unknowable resources on making sure a fat swedish man can do well at lan.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 22:56

trying to jack off: Dec 31, 2007

Up Circle posted:

well he could be worse.

he could be the guy who thinks flusha is a tool of the illuminati, who are spending unknowable resources on making sure a fat swedish man can do well at lan.

you think theres a conspiracy about the ranking system

# ? Feb 7, 2016 23:00

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

trying to jack off posted:

you think theres a conspiracy about the ranking system

# ? Feb 7, 2016 23:04

Up Circle: Apr 3, 2008

trying to jack off posted:

you think theres a conspiracy about the ranking system

what conspiracy? i simply think valve is incompetent.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 23:12

qhat: Jul 6, 2015

A TURGID FATSO posted:

Looks like dignitas' cheaters can't hang with envyus' cheaters. Shame.

This was a fully sick joke until i realised you were being serious and then i realised the joke was actually you

# ? Feb 7, 2016 23:29

Jeza: Feb 13, 2011; The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

dreamhack was an inside job

# ? Feb 7, 2016 23:51

qhat: Jul 6, 2015

The cheat developers paid off a janitor so they could smuggle the hacked gaming peripherals in through the backdoor

# ? Feb 7, 2016 23:54

A TURGID FATSO: Jan 27, 2004; Here's to ya, JACKASS

lol if you think some pros don't cheat. keep burying your head in the sand children. nothing to see here.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 00:22

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

A TURGID FATSO posted:

lol if you think some pros don't cheat. keep burying your head in the sand children. nothing to see here.

Do a lot cheat? No. Do a few probably cheat? Yes, as discovered in 2014 with cLy, Nille, emilio, sf, smn, and KQLY.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 00:26

trying to jack off: Dec 31, 2007

do i think some pros sneak hacks in by getting a special aim key built into their mouse then pressing a button that will swing their aim to a player through smoke or a wall who isnt even the nearest person to them? you betcha

# ? Feb 8, 2016 00:37

Jeza: Feb 13, 2011; The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

A TURGID FATSO posted:

lol if you think some pros don't cheat. keep burying your head in the sand children. nothing to see here.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 00:43

Up Circle: Apr 3, 2008

A TURGID FATSO posted:

lol if you think some pros don't cheat. keep burying your head in the sand children. nothing to see here.

he's stealing my posts right in front of my own eyes!!

# ? Feb 8, 2016 01:18

A TURGID FATSO: Jan 27, 2004; Here's to ya, JACKASS

Up Circle posted:

he's stealing my posts right in front of my own eyes!!

....or are we ONE AND THE SAME?!

# ? Feb 8, 2016 01:48

qhat: Jul 6, 2015

A TURGID FATSO posted:

lol if you think some pros don't cheat. keep burying your head in the sand children. nothing to see here.

noone at all can prove it so absolutely nobody cares. why do you think YLLS gets up in arms about steroid accusations? here's a hint: it's got nothing to do with whether the claim is actually true or not.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 02:49

A TURGID FATSO: Jan 27, 2004; Here's to ya, JACKASS

qhat posted:

why do you think YLLS gets up in arms about steroid accusations?

i don't know cause i don't post in lameass sub-forums that need to let me know if i'm stylish or not?

# ? Feb 8, 2016 02:54

qhat: Jul 6, 2015

Ok, well let me spell it out for you then

qhat posted:

noone at all can prove it so absolutely nobody cares.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 02:56

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

This thread never fails to amaze me.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 02:58

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

A TURGID FATSO posted:

i don't know cause i don't post in lameass sub-forums that need to let me know if i'm stylish or not?

whats ur sens/dpi?

# ? Feb 8, 2016 03:00

Pomp and Circumcized: Dec 23, 2006; If there's one thing I love more than GruntKilla420, it's the Queen! Also bacon.

A TURGID FATSO posted:

i don't know cause i don't post in lameass sub-forums that need to let me know if i'm stylish or not?

ok we need to know your age, gender, sexual orientation, location, race, resolution, cherry mx key type, cloth or hard mousemat, mouse dpi, sensitivity, refresh rate, in-game rate and how many times you've shot yourself to form an accurate answer on your level of style.

The scale goes from xp to xc.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 03:03

qhat: Jul 6, 2015

What is your fov on quake live

# ? Feb 8, 2016 03:04

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

i care deeply about e sports and ethics in e sports

# ? Feb 8, 2016 03:05