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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


I mean really at the end of the day...... Someone post this to Barrett's twitter.

MORE DICK FOR A NEW PAGE!

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Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
Thank you scummy cheater Seth Rollins and Seth Rollins' crazy ex fiance and also NXT girl who rovert would post about all the time.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

TotalHell posted:

just wanted to add one thing to this



:vince:

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Piss in my rear end posted:

glad to see the axe-man get some offense in on raw tonight btw

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

The only thing that tiny loving thing overshadows is an ant. That's also super gross, dude.

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

NickRoweFillea posted:

it keeps getting better

also, WWE "Morality Clause" might be in effect

According to reports this week, new WWE contracts include a ‘morality clause’ which prevent new signings from having ‘inappropriate’ photos or videos publicly available online or in print. Signing the contract is essentially a declaration to WWE that no such things exist, and that if any are found, the talent will be released from his or her contract and blacklisted from the WWE.

I highly doubt this applies to phone hacks. Rollin's lawyers would have a field day with it.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

is this softcore gay porn or comedy.

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

lol

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
It's softcore gay porn and there's nothing wrong with that.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

NutritiousSnack posted:

is this softcore gay porn or comedy.

The former.

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP
I liked that they showed 2 seconds of Shelton Benjamin because they needed an image of a happy black man reacting to Junk Yard Dog's HoF induction.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Under the vegetable posted:

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Raw's ratings haven't averaged that in years.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Zyla posted:

I hope we didn't just see a man's career end

Maybe we just saw a new porn career begin. Kind of like a butterfly bursting out of the cocoon of professional wrestling.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Under the vegetable posted:

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

the average is five and sadly that is what average looks like

Under the vegetable posted:

It's softcore gay porn and there's nothing wrong with that.

no kidding?

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
GTV would have had a field day with this stuff

Rand McNally
May 20, 2007

BGrifter posted:

Maybe we just saw a new porn career begin. Kind of like a butterfly bursting out of the cocoon of professional wrestling.

Or he can go back to those gay-for-pay apartment wrestling things

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

I saw a man's penis tonight and was entertained.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Under the vegetable posted:

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

haha

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

Zyla posted:

I hope we didn't just see a man's career end

Haha no chance.

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Zyla posted:

I hope we didn't just see a man's career end

Eh, there might be some legal room for Seth to wiggle his way out (like the changes might not apply to him since hes not a new signing or whathaveyou), otherwise I expect the company to cover for him.

NXT lady might be screwed though, and I don't mean by Mr. Money in the Bank.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Zyla posted:

I hope we didn't just see a man's career end

It's a shame he didn't succeed in taking his own life.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Rand McNally posted:

Or he can go back to those gay-for-pay apartment wrestling things

You've got it mixed up. Roman Reigns is the next Buff Bagwell not Seth Rollins.

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP
This thread is even more of a gossip rag than usual.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
If Seth thought he hated his life before today, wellllllllllllllllll

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Shima Honnou posted:

If Seth thought he hated his life before today, wellllllllllllllllll

It's not that big of a show. More of an average sized show.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
If you think there is going to be anything more than a couple jokes on commentary at his expense, when Jerry King still has a job, your off your rocker.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

It's a joke from that guy

I seriously doubt rollins will catch much flack for this. The rules don't apply to main eventers

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

What in the unholy hell

Minitrue
Aug 6, 2010

The Man Called Klebold.

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

fart blood posted:

What in the unholy hell

:getin:

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Use this as an opportunity to re-brand Seth Rollins and give him Val Venis' gimmick.

"Ya know ladies, me and Roman Reigns got a lot in common heh heh heh. We've both got the look. We're both.........BIG. But ya know the difference with me ladies heh heh heh, when it comes to the MAIN EVENT? Heh... well, let's just say, I never get booed....."

Rand McNally
May 20, 2007

OldTennisCourt posted:

Use this as an opportunity to re-brand Seth Rollins and give him Val Venis' gimmick.

"Ya know ladies, me and Roman Reigns got a lot in common heh heh heh. We've both got the look. We're both.........BIG. But ya know the difference with me ladies heh heh heh, when it comes to the MAIN EVENT? Heh... well, let's just say, I never get booed....."

But we already know he's not big. :colbert:

Neither was Val, but still.

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

fart blood posted:

What in the unholy hell

That is what wrestling looks like to normal people.

electric funeral
Oct 16, 2004

ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*

Under the vegetable posted:

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Nice ref.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Under the vegetable posted:

It's softcore gay porn and there's nothing wrong with you can't teach that.

RBX
Jan 2, 2011

So what happened on Raw tonigh-. Oh. This is why you never take nudes. And if you do don't keep em on your phone or put your face in it ffs.

RBX fucked around with this message at 05:50 on Feb 10, 2015

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

snapchat exists for a reason

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

oatgan posted:

snapchat exists for a reason

but oat, they can screenshot

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

RBX posted:

So what happened on Raw tonigh-. Oh. This is why you never take nudes. And if you do don't keep em on your phone ffs.

Even now with iOS 7 it doesn't always matter that you delete them from your phone. If you look at the details of any conversation in an iPhone now, you'll see every picture or video ever sent in that thread. Forever. You can delete them from that archive, I think, but even if it's something you've deleted months or even years ago, it's still gonna be there.

poo poo's crazy.

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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

NickRoweFillea posted:

but oat, they can screenshot

that's the real cheating

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