Larry Parrish posted:

oh, i remember who he is, he's the really bad at dark souls guy.

Dexters Secret posted:

BAD AT DARK SOULS??? *steam comes out of ears as bow tie spins*

1upclock posted:

No, see, he's really bad at Dark Souls literally any game.

I wonder how he can even dress himself.

Futapult posted:

I wonder what it was like when he was employed somewhere.

Larry Parrish posted:

i laughed really hard at the mirror knight video when i first saw it because its such an easy boss

1upclock posted:

I can't see that man keeping a job longer than five minutes.

I can't see that man making it past the interview.

I can't see that man getting his resume picked up.

I can't see that man having a resume.

Futapult posted:

How many times do you think it took him to pass his driver's test?

1upclock posted:

I can't see that man keeping a job longer than five minutes.

I can't see that man making it past the interview.

I can't see that man getting his resume picked up.

I can't see that man having a resume.


If he made it that far, I'm going to assume he skipped the Smelter Demon (honestly one of three actually hard bosses in DS2), or if he couldn't figure you could do that (most likely scenario) he probably summoned some dudes and let them do all the work.

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Dsp makes a living filming himself playing videogames and eating chicken sandwiches. He's better than you.

YIKES Stay Gooned posted:

Thanks, Yolomancer.

Yolomancer posted:

DarkSydePhil appeals to the lowest common denominator. He's essentially the personification of that Exploding Kittens card game that raised $6 million on Kickstarter. His fans subscribe to the theory that even the most trite, mundane bullshit can be made interesting if you yell loudly enough and create compound words out of every day objects and profanity. These people are so loving desperate for relevance, for a sense of identity, that they'll latch on to an Internet personality, and I'm loathe to even call him that, thinking that it will make them somehow interesting by association. And the worst part is he's praised for being so RANDOM AND ZANY MONKEY loving CHEESE when in reality all his unfunny garbage is completely, one hundred percent scripted. gently caress these people. They are the unfortunate end result of a generation raised by the Internet, and when the revolution comes, they will be the first against the wall.

Yolomancer posted:

DarkSydePhil appeals to the lowest common denominator. He's essentially the personification of that Exploding Kittens card game that raised $6 million on Kickstarter. His fans subscribe to the theory that even the most trite, mundane bullshit can be made interesting if you yell loudly enough and create compound words out of every day objects and profanity. These people are so loving desperate for relevance, for a sense of identity, that they'll latch on to an Internet personality, and I'm loathe to even call him that, thinking that it will make them somehow interesting by association. And the worst part is he's praised for being so RANDOM AND ZANY MONKEY loving CHEESE when in reality all his unfunny garbage is completely, one hundred percent scripted. gently caress these people. They are the unfortunate end result of a generation raised by the Internet, and when the revolution comes, they will be the first against the wall.

1upclock posted:

If he made it that far, I'm going to assume he skipped the Smelter Demon (honestly one of three actually hard bosses in DS2), or if he couldn't figure you could do that (most likely scenario) he probably summoned some dudes and let them do all the work.

Yolomancer posted:

DarkSydePhil appeals to the lowest common denominator. He's essentially the personification of that Exploding Kittens card game that raised $6 million on Kickstarter. His fans subscribe to the theory that even the most trite, mundane bullshit can be made interesting if you yell loudly enough and create compound words out of every day objects and profanity. These people are so loving desperate for relevance, for a sense of identity, that they'll latch on to an Internet personality, and I'm loathe to even call him that, thinking that it will make them somehow interesting by association. And the worst part is he's praised for being so RANDOM AND ZANY MONKEY loving CHEESE when in reality all his unfunny garbage is completely, one hundred percent scripted. gently caress these people. They are the unfortunate end result of a generation raised by the Internet, and when the revolution comes, they will be the first against the wall.

Lumpy the Cook posted:

YIKES Stay Gooned posted:

Thanks, Yolomancer.

Yolomancer posted:

DarkSydePhil appeals to the lowest common denominator. He's essentially the personification of that Exploding Kittens card game that raised $6 million on Kickstarter. His fans subscribe to the theory that even the most trite, mundane bullshit can be made interesting if you yell loudly enough and create compound words out of every day objects and profanity. These people are so loving desperate for relevance, for a sense of identity, that they'll latch on to an Internet personality, and I'm loathe to even call him that, thinking that it will make them somehow interesting by association. And the worst part is he's praised for being so RANDOM AND ZANY MONKEY loving CHEESE when in reality all his unfunny garbage is completely, one hundred percent scripted. gently caress these people. They are the unfortunate end result of a generation raised by the Internet, and when the revolution comes, they will be the first against the wall.

Lumpy the Cook posted:

I.N.R.I posted:

do u want some cheese with that wine?

Eye of Widesauron posted:

I kinda like the DSP tries it more than the game videos now is this normal

Yolomancer posted:

DarkSydePhil appeals to the lowest common denominator. He's essentially the personification of that Exploding Kittens card game that raised $6 million on Kickstarter. His fans subscribe to the theory that even the most trite, mundane bullshit can be made interesting if you yell loudly enough and create compound words out of every day objects and profanity. These people are so loving desperate for relevance, for a sense of identity, that they'll latch on to an Internet personality, and I'm loathe to even call him that, thinking that it will make them somehow interesting by association. And the worst part is he's praised for being so RANDOM AND ZANY MONKEY loving CHEESE when in reality all his unfunny garbage is completely, one hundred percent scripted. gently caress these people. They are the unfortunate end result of a generation raised by the Internet, and when the revolution comes, they will be the first against the wall.

Fucker posted:

Yolomancer posted:

DarkSydePhil appeals to the lowest common denominator. He's essentially the personification of that Exploding Kittens card game that raised $6 million on Kickstarter. His fans subscribe to the theory that even the most trite, mundane bullshit can be made interesting if you yell loudly enough and create compound words out of every day objects and profanity. These people are so loving desperate for relevance, for a sense of identity, that they'll latch on to an Internet personality, and I'm loathe to even call him that, thinking that it will make them somehow interesting by association. And the worst part is he's praised for being so RANDOM AND ZANY MONKEY loving CHEESE when in reality all his unfunny garbage is completely, one hundred percent scripted. gently caress these people. They are the unfortunate end result of a generation raised by the Internet, and when the revolution comes, they will be the first against the wall.

Yolomancer posted:

DarkSydePhil appeals to the lowest common denominator. He's essentially the personification of that Exploding Kittens card game that raised $6 million on Kickstarter. His fans subscribe to the theory that even the most trite, mundane bullshit can be made interesting if you yell loudly enough and create compound words out of every day objects and profanity. These people are so loving desperate for relevance, for a sense of identity, that they'll latch on to an Internet personality, and I'm loathe to even call him that, thinking that it will make them somehow interesting by association. And the worst part is he's praised for being so RANDOM AND ZANY MONKEY loving CHEESE when in reality all his unfunny garbage is completely, one hundred percent scripted. gently caress these people. They are the unfortunate end result of a generation raised by the Internet, and when the revolution comes, they will be the first against the wall.

Goofballs posted:

I wonder why any of you care about this at all. He is a gross, fat, stupid man who thinks he's amazing at videogames. The only people more ridiculous are the people obsessed enough to go through endless hours of retarded footage to make lovely youtube videos detailing exactly how pathetic he is when anyone else looking at him for 20-30 seconds has a pretty good approximation and the sense to not look further.

Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:

Another ruthless takedown from the Yolomancer.

Goofballs posted:

I wonder why any of you care about this at all. He is a gross, fat, stupid man who thinks he's amazing at videogames. The only people more ridiculous are the people obsessed enough to go through endless hours of retarded footage to make lovely youtube videos detailing exactly how pathetic he is when anyone else looking at him for 20-30 seconds has a pretty good approximation and the sense to not look further.

Knuc U Kinte posted:

It's not because I don't think anyone praises dsp.

Dexters Secret posted:

i praise dsp because he's managed to turn being aggressively bad at video games into a career that makes a lot of money

I.N.R.I posted:

i went on his youtube channel and all his vids only get a few thosuand views whereas the ones making fun of him get like 400 thouasnd