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The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.


http://www.angelfire.com/ca/wwfkane/

Created by Y2Kane, for all of your Kane info, complete with a somewhat dated Kane kayfabe bio! Paul Bearer wasn't The Undertaker's father yet! "The younger brother will finally get the match he has been waiting for at WrestleMania XIV!"

Kane art!



Matt Groening would go on to create "The Simpsons"




Close!


Realistic depictions of X-Pac!

But by far, my favorite section is "Kane Rhymes", for all of your Kane rhymes!

quote:

Let me tell you a story
about a girl name Tori,

at first she acted like Kane's ho,
but then what do you know?

she double crossed him,
worse than what Kim did to Eminem,

She left the poor fellow,
but Kane still stayed mellow

even though the ho left him for X-Troll,
Kane ignored that and went with his bro

After all this drama, Kane wasn't sad,
After all "He Is That drat Bad"

quote:

THE MAN IN THE MASK
IS WHAT I AM DESTINED TO BE
LONELY AND HEARTBROKEN
ONLY TIME WILL SEE

MY BROTHER ,MY FATHER
WHAT WILL THEY DO TO ME
WILL THEY HELP ME,TRUST ME
OR WILL THEY TURN THEIR BACK ON ME

KANE IS MY NAME
AND PAIN IS MY LIFE
BUT DEEP DOWN INSIDE
IT CUT'S LIKE A KNIFE

TORI WAS MY FIRST
POSSIBLY EVEN MY LAST
BUT MY LOVE FOR MY BROTHER
TORI'S LOVE WILL SURPASS

THROUGH HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE
I WILL WALK THAT'S MY TASK
UNTIL THEN I'LL REMAIN
THE MAN IN THE MASK

Pro-tip: I figured out a way to cheat at the trivia game via using logic to eliminate answers:



Nice!

The Landstander fucked around with this message at 07:32 on Feb 13, 2015

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