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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

post your startup ideas here. me? im a wealthy investor and just looking to invest(!) in a idea, a good one. Send it my way!!!

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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
a car, but with bitcoin for wheels

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME
ah man, you missed Ian by about 12 months

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
world of warcraft, but with bitcoin

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

BooLoo posted:

ah man, you missed Ian by about 12 months

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
an app that fills up ur screen with random semi-interactive junk so u can look busy on ur phone or tablet, and not just be switching ur home screens back and forth

funded by ads. sometimes goatse will be among the junk and u can pay an iap to make it stop

cthulhoo
Jun 18, 2012

a piss... but with bitcoins

somehow

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!
how about you create an internet forum but charge people money before they can make an account

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

how about you create an internet forum but charge people money before they can make an account

very funny hotshot.

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

shelf-stable replacement blood

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

it really is amazing how often reddit tolerates the formation of criminal conspiracies on their site

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
phone app to hire people to pretend to know you at a bar

Chorrax
May 11, 2007

:wotwot:
Jobs for dogs

Chorrax
May 11, 2007

:wotwot:
oh and something that's basically tinder but you have to pay $1000 to sign up if you're a dude so that ladies know you're a baller. it's douchy but you'd make serious bank

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!
gum for dogs

pram
Jun 10, 2001
an image host just for cat pictures

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Chorrax posted:

oh and something that's basically tinder but you have to pay $1000 to sign up if you're a dude so that ladies know you're a baller. it's douchy but you'd make serious bank

...

brb, phoning up a vc

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

cthulhoo posted:

a piss... but with bitcoins

somehow

a urinal that mines bitcoins depending on the volume and pressure of your piss

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

Silver Alicorn posted:

a urinal that mines bitcoins depending on the volume and pressure of your piss

i would be so. rich.

cthulhoo
Jun 18, 2012

Silver Alicorn posted:

a urinal that mines bitcoins depending on the volume and pressure of your piss

i was thinking more along the lines of drowning buttcoiners in piss but i like your idea too :buddy:

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

a dress shirt with a little hole over the left shoulder so you can go get your flu shot without taking off your shirt and revealing your nipple to echinopsis at the pharmacy

Chorrax
May 11, 2007

:wotwot:

duTrieux. posted:

...

brb, phoning up a vc

cool just be a cool guy once you get rich and make it clear that you hate your user base and also i get a new bicycle of my choosing

Chorrax
May 11, 2007

:wotwot:
caffeinated orange juice

Chorrax
May 11, 2007

:wotwot:
you could trademark O.J.

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


Silver Alicorn posted:

a car, but with bitcoin for wheels

flying cars have arrived

Chorrax
May 11, 2007

:wotwot:
a "closely-held company" which manages employment contracts for other publicly traded businesses that want to restrict healthcare coverage to employees through a subsidiary.

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!
dog sunglasses

both the kind to shield dog eyes from the sun and the kind people wear to make everything look like a dog

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
carefully curated weekly meme delivery service. name idea: le meme sommelier

cthulhoo
Jun 18, 2012

:captainpop: imagine... meme suppositories :captainpop:

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



double dip posted:

post your startup ideas here. me? im a wealthy investor and just looking to invest(!) in a idea, a good one. Send it my way!!!

a machine that automatically gasses ur threads

cthulhoo
Jun 18, 2012

gassr

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



a machine that removes the e from words so they can be the name of a startup

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes




nice fukin timing bro

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



a machine that transcribed forum poasts into a podcast I can listen to later

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



a machine that catalogs all of steve jobs best quotes and says them to you when it detects your feeling down

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



a machine that covers me in poo poo and puts a bullet in my skull

cthulhoo
Jun 18, 2012

Cat Face Joe posted:

a machine that transcribed forum poasts into a podcast I can listen to later

unironically like

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

duTrieux. posted:

shelf-stable replacement blood

billion dollar idea if you can execute

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Cat Face Joe posted:

a machine that covers me in poo poo and puts a bullet in my skull

:agreed:

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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
an app that makes good posts

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