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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I'm working on it, but all the algorithm does so far is find pictures of red pandas

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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



a machine that properly snipes threads

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8c5wmeOL9o

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



a machine that detects when your about to wake up and fills your blood with alcohol so you wake up drunk as gently caress

cthulhoo
Jun 18, 2012

Cat Face Joe posted:

a machine that detects when your about to wake up and fills your blood with alcohol so you wake up drunk as gently caress

same but cyanide

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

Silver Alicorn posted:

an app that makes good posts

awful.app works for me maybe you should try it?

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



newreply.php posted:

awful.app works for me maybe you should try it?

hm something must be wrong on the viewer's side

sinekumquat
Jun 12, 2005

the most dangerous philosopher in the west
College Slice
a freemium website commenting system where you can pay to show up above everyone else's comments and get reply chains... but with bitcoins!

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
fitbit but a dildo

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Improbable Lobster posted:

fitbit but a dildo

fitbutt

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!
a gym where the machines generate electricity to power bitcoin mining rigs

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

a gym where the machines generate electricity to power bitcoin mining rigs

datacenter gym where people literally pay money for the privilege of racking blades and moving SAN cabinets

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
porno-of-the-month club

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
what, they don't have any of those where you live?

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



a machine that signs you up for bad poast of the month club

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
hitlr.io

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

its a gas provider

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Valeyard posted:

its a gas provider

GaaS (genocide as a service)

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
uber, but for "noncon" fetishists

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

Valeyard posted:

its a :gas: provider

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

PleasureKevin posted:

a dress shirt with a little hole over the left shoulder so you can go get your flu shot without taking off your shirt and revealing your nipple to echinopsis at the pharmacy

rear end cheeks or get out




my idea.. u put in food eatn, hour later it asks u how u feel. over time it determines what foods make you feel good/tired/hungry/sad etc

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

echinopsis posted:

my idea.. u put in food eatn, hour later it asks u how u feel. over time it determines what foods make you feel good/tired/hungry/sad etc

not a poo poo idea tbf

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
pants with a hole on the crotch and butthole so you can get laid without taking them off

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

Improbable Lobster posted:

latex pants with a zip on the crotch to butthole so you can get laid without taking them off

sorry, but it exists already

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Bloody posted:

not a poo poo idea tbf

I know, i didn't say it ironically ;)


weight loss is doomed if it relies on self control and I am coming to accept that most people are uncontrolled in they eating because of what they previously ate. if a person can identify what foods make them feel like poo poo and hungry and avoid them, weigjt loss suddenly becomes much easier because you cease to rely on self control so much . self control will fail, the trick is not getting tempted in the first place so the trick is cutting off anything that produces temptation. disallow treats completely. they aren't wroth it. some people can moderate - those people don't need help. the rest of us can't and by trying to be moderate with treats you gently caress the rest up completely

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
i have eaten 3 cookies today

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
also diet apps suck coz they list 100
type of bread and give exact calories as if nothing ever varies

calories aren't important for my diet app. ditch the foods that much you hungry and you will be fine

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

bobbilljim posted:

i have eaten 3 cookies today

a] are you fat and need to lose weight?

b] how did they make you feel

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

echinopsis posted:

a] are you fat and need to lose weight?

b] how did they make you feel

not really

great

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
my
diet is not for you

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


hes an amorphous spongy blob

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
um he's clearly morphous

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

you should call the app morphous

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
im star shaped with a big belly

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
pleasure lord

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


pleasure kevins entitlement to his honorific is p dubious

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

bobbilljim posted:

sorry, but it exists already

yeah but if you wear them in public you get arrested

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
uber but for people who want to have sex in the backseat of cars

uber but for people who want to have sex with cars

pseudopresence
Mar 3, 2005

I want to get online...
I need a computer!
if this then that, but for your internet of things

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
holy poo poo

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