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Old Boot
May 9, 2012



Buglord

<--- And the chimp still looks way less molested.

Old Boot has a new favorite as of 20:42 on Feb 24, 2015

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Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

That DICK! posted:

I saw this sign at the PF near me when I was a member so it's not uncommon either.

Wasn't planet fitness started by a goon? I could swear I remember seeing a freelance graphic design post in CC where they designed the logo.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

No ring, though.

That Fucking Sned
Oct 28, 2010

Haruharuharuko posted:

PYF Funny Pictures: Just Brush Your Teeth With Piss


Why does nearly every public toilet make you pull the door to leave?


Looks like a GTAV screenshot.

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.

That loving Sned posted:

Why does nearly every public toilet make you pull the door to leave?

The hinges go on the inside so nobody can pull out the pins and break into the stall.

Avulsion
Feb 12, 2006
I never knew what hit me

That loving Sned posted:

Why does nearly every public toilet make you pull the door to leave?

So you don't smack someone in the face with the door when exiting.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




BonHair posted:

Mildly funny picture to justify derail:


"The sign says you're open 24 hours!"
"Yeah, but not all in a row!"

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
I don't see the text.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
there be a lion

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
Those antelope are safe. It's just lion there.

Shamshel
Sep 20, 2003

Angel of phallic symbols
Sweet sailboat!

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Shamshel posted:

Sweet sailboat!

It's a schooner

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

poo poo like this is why I would be dead in a heartbeat in africa. I can't see poo poo.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

poo poo like this is why I would be dead in a heartbeat in africa. I can't see poo poo.

I think it is here:



But I wouldn't have spotted it (if in fact I even have) if the context of the post hadn't made me look for something hidden away in the image. Like you, I would die within seconds.

Darth Freddy
Feb 6, 2007

An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.

Jerusalem posted:

I think it is here:



But I wouldn't have spotted it (if in fact I even have) if the context of the post hadn't made me look for something hidden away in the image. Like you, I would die within seconds.

Well you at least found one of them so you would last for a few.

jgrrr
Oct 3, 2007

&

Huntersoninski posted:

I disagree. Acting is pretending; presenting information is not. Not all performance is acting.



This is a kick started image by comedian Kurt Braunohler who recently sent a bunch of goats and chickens to Africa.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo
Reminds me of this:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Darth Freddy posted:

Well you at least found one of them so you would last for a few.

Oh God now I'm going to spend hours trying to find more, wondering if you're joking or not :ohdear:

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

poo poo like this is why I would be dead in a heartbeat in africa. I can't see poo poo.

It'd be a lot more obvious in real life because it wouldn't be some tiny photo with a pretty shallow depth of field.

Phraggah
Nov 11, 2011

A rocket fuel made of Doritos? Yeah, I could kind of see it.

Data Graham posted:

Like 90% of the cost of a cake is its presentation.

ftfy

e: muscle strain during sports, go

Phraggah has a new favorite as of 09:47 on Feb 25, 2015

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Jerusalem posted:

Oh God now I'm going to spend hours trying to find more, wondering if you're joking or not :ohdear:

It's not real.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
Your life is literally not on the line.

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Frostwerks posted:

I don't see the text.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

It's either a jaguar or a wild David Mitchell, or a jaguar called David Mitchell.

CityOfLostChildren
Mar 16, 2007

ZZZorcerer posted:

It's rather obvious but in case you don't know portuguese ... "Banho de cu" is "rear end shower"

I suppose it is rather obvious, in hind sight.

Jerk Burger
Jul 4, 2003

King of the Monkeys


One of these is the Prime Minister of Australia

Jerk Burger has a new favorite as of 14:04 on Feb 25, 2015

ElectricWizard
Oct 21, 2008


Got £250 000 laying around? Spend it on video games and adult diapers. This is a real thing.

Bast Relief
Feb 21, 2006

by exmarx
I'll admit my prejudice about gamers when saying that I don't imagine anyone interested in this would be able to take advantage of the parkour lessons.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
I don't know why, but for me the funniest part is that they're explicitly four Xbox copies rather than of your own choice. Just got this mental image of someone with their cursor hovering over the "buy" button right up until they see that.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

ElectricWizard posted:



Got £250 000 laying around? Spend it on video games and adult diapers. This is a real thing.

You think that's extravagant?



Purchasable for $ 1,000,000.00, even though the sum total of all the goodies caps out at $629,974.69.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Radio Paranoia posted:

You think that's extravagant?



Purchasable for $ 1,000,000.00, even though the sum total of all the goodies caps out at $629,974.69.

Plastic surgery? Two cars, one of which is awesome and one which is meh? Wat?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Radio Paranoia posted:

You think that's extravagant?



Purchasable for $ 1,000,000.00, even though the sum total of all the goodies caps out at $629,974.69.

Did anyone every take them up on that offer?
If I were rich and a little more stupid, I'd buy this kind of stuff to encourage companies to get even more ridiculous.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Radio Paranoia posted:

You think that's extravagant?



Purchasable for $ 1,000,000.00, even though the sum total of all the goodies caps out at $629,974.69.

That depends on what you perceive the value of a dubstep gun replica to be.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Ignite Memories posted:

That depends on what you perceive the value of a dubstep gun replica to be.

Depends on the quality of the drop.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




haunted bong posted:

It's a schooner

A schooner IS a sailboat, stupid head! :colbert:

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

BonHair posted:

Depends on the quality of the drop.
The correct joke here was "you know the value can only drop."

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