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ArtIsResistance posted:We made it to page two without a single bad post! GOod job posting team Mahatma Ghandi: "Be the change you want to see in the world human being"
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rydiafan posted:Without fail I want to own these things. You want to own photoshopped pictures?
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Haruharuharuko posted:It's a real thing don't ask how I found out just know there are feats and hp and everything in it... not joking But all you have to do is travel down the road and back again?
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ArtIsResistance posted:just go to reddit it has the same pictures and goons' comments are optional No, he's part of the resistance here; it's art.
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Serperoth posted:I barely play Magic (and I'm in Europe anyway), but I'm a Judge, and taking pictures of people without their permission (or even knowledge) to post on the net and laugh is Not Okay, especially since there obviously are shitlords who'd do the same to women for less humourous purposes. The definition of Unsporting Conduct - Major is as follows: "A player takes action towards one or more individuals that could reasonably be expected to create a feeling of being harassed, threatened, bullied, or stalked." Currently having a satisfying daydream in which alternate-universe fatbeard Judge Antonin Scalia writes a scathing dissent to your opinion without citing major case law.
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amityville anus posted:For sale: pasta sauce. Never worn. This reference is not from a video game, please edit your post
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china bot posted:Someone made a Chris Kyle corn maze Weird, I don't see the exit wound
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Soulex posted:A Pug Plug? butt pug
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Breetai posted:They originally went with practical effects that looked pretty great, then at the last minute the order from up on high was sent to use lovely CGI exclusively. This video is good. Only 5 minutes long, and gives a nice quick overview of why studios use CGI over practical effects, even though most people prefer the latter.
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SnowblindFatal posted:To all you scooby yappers: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/663692 A NWS link to newgrounds.com regarding Scooby Doo
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Dillbag posted:Washington state has a bunch of coffee shacks where the baristas wear bikinis (women) or g-strings (men) and reportedly you can tip to see a little extra skin. Of course the fundies and olds are mad because "we don't agree with the lifestyle" and "won't someone think of the children" and the shack strippers are being massive heat scores by flashing their booty within view of major traffic lanes and grade schools. I think you're not allowed to show your unit, but you are allowed to show your Penile Simulator. You can even moisten up your pants to make it pop. It's important to give the guests what they want, even if they want to squeeze your tush a bit, because you don't want them to vote you a Stinker. Bill Stimms was voted a Stinker last Wednesday when a group of sauced old secretaries tried to take a Polaroid of his tush and he said Please ladies please. Only he said it kind of like weary? Like what he meant was Please stop? Next thing you know Mr. Frendt is announcing over the intercom, Please Bill Stimms come into the Spitfire. Inside the Spitfire is where Mr. Frendt tells you you're Grounded, which is like aviator talk for Suspended Without Pay. Bill Stimms didn't even say anything exactly, but it was more sort of a squeak, like perhaps stepping on a small mouse wherein you cover it completely with your shoe and its life is snuffed out entirely in one swift movement. Pretty sad probably. The thing is it's hard to get the Penile Simulator moist, and to keep it moist, so that it looks like the Real Unit. Instead sometimes it's just easier to let the ladies get a peek at the unit but of course if Mr. Frendt catches you then you're Grounded. Anyway,
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LawfulWaffle posted:When I worked for a strip club they used the $2 bill as the lowest denomination. Later, when I worked the midnight shift for a gas station, I would see a few ladies come in around 3 or 4 and pay for their smokes and gas with a stack of 2s. Thems the facts. She was holding out a two dollar bill between her fingers but her eyes stayed on my Penile Simulator when she asked, Can I get a peek hon. And the thing is, two bucks is two bucks, and I am not prideful. Like for example yesterday for dinner it was Beanie Weenies mostly and that was because nobody named Gladys had too many mai tais and wanted to trade a two dollar bill for a peek at my Simulator. Only when I see that her eyes don't move from the Simulator I know she is going to want the real thing and I don't want Mr. Frendt to call me into the Spitfire and say Son how could you do this. It's strange but I don't want to disappoint Mr. Frendt, even though I laugh when Jimmy Betis makes fun of how he wears a belt and suspenders. Jimmy Betis will say, Gosh I'm doubly afraid of my pants falling off. All the guys can't help but chuckle, even me. But this two dollars would mean that I can swing by the Squirt n Jam which is the big gas station convenience store and buffet on Rent A Center Avenue. I'm not much of a smoker exactly but Min and Jade say that Parliament Lights really improve the taste of macaroni and tuna. So Gladys is holding the dollar and looking like, Give Me That Unit, in fact kind of wild-eyed now and I'm having second thoughts but I reach out and take it. Next thing you know
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veedubfreak posted:Golf is the only time in your life where driving drunk is not only condoned but encouraged. Knew a guy who got a DUI trying to drive a golf cart home. For the record it would not have been possible for him to make it, and he didn't get super far.
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The Glumslinger posted:I'd been meaning to take a picture of this sign for a few years, and was pretty sad when they changed it, but luckily the internet was there to help me find the original I used to live ~1 minute from here. My brother stopped to take a pic of the sign years ago. An old man in a Mercedes was lurking around the parking lot. "Can I help you with something?" the old man asked my brother. "No thanks," my brother replied. The old man waited a while and then left. My brother took a pic of the sign. Feel kinda bad for the clueless plastic surgeon.
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PCOS Bill posted:That's uh, just an old lady Actuallyhis name is Donald Trump, he is an American candidate for president, he just has weird old lady hair
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weird dick, man
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