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Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Eh, I've probably read worse.

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

New Leaf posted:

Wow, Christine is all about those strange inanimate objects..

You might say she's all about about that tech, bout that tech, not people.

:v:

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Well, they have had a lot of people inside them.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Bingo. Don't be an rear end in a top hat.

All it takes is one psycho to pop a razor in there and boom, you'll be regretting not bringing your own fuckstick to play with.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Eye see what you did there... :haw:

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
My favorite metal band is still Poison.

Every rose has it's thorn, yo.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Fried Watermelon posted:

They are opting for the exploding coffin package to get that one last final troll in

They just discovered you can have "Pop goes the weasel" playing while they bury you.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
The answer is their love child later in the year.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
I dunno, but apparently it's got some stank on it.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Ronnie posted:

Well I thought it was funny.



I dunno why but it annoys me that this manchild is a multi millionaire.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Should have been a brown eye :colbert:

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Have it Yahweh?

:haw:

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
I felt kinda bad for that dude. He made the news recently and while I don't remember why, he was just called the "rear end to rear end man".

BEST KNOWN FOR HIS rear end TO rear end ROLE IN REQUIEM, etc.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Phanatic posted:

That is completely perfect.

Hell, the original lyrics fit as well.

I know you're a hard one (:haw:)
but you've got your reasons
These things that are pleasing you
Can hurt you somehow...

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Never knew Robin Williams hated tea that much.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

EXAKT Science posted:

Cheating death, as it were.

Death is apparently kinda bad at things, considering he's missing some fingers and finger bits.

Maybe they should have given him the nerf safety scythe :(

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
The steam forums for Crusader Kings 2 are kind of amazing if you look at them out of context.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
I've tried and tried looking for that place, but I still haven't found what I'm looking for. :smith:

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
https://vine.co/v/eziZKwjHHHX

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
God drat he looks like a human version of

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer


It's a Ren's Rights Activist :haw:

(found on twitter)

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

snergle posted:

One more reason the catholic church is only for crabby old men and pedos.

I dunno, I'm impressed he managed to stay on it and sing without flopping over.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer



Pratchett nailed some things in Discworld.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer


It's like a classical painting.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
I dunno, there's more than a trace of :manning: in there.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Velme is apparently also a midget.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Ignite Memories posted:

Mysteries incorporated was loving great. I completely lost my poo poo when shaggy said "Fool me once, shame, shame on you, a fooled man can't get fooled again."

That wasn't Shaggy, you were high and watching CNN, and it was Dubya.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
I think that's just cause he's downwind of Lazarus and he'd be gone for a bit.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
He looks like he just got the wrong order at a restaurant but doesn't want to send it back.

"I didn't order spaghetti, but I guess it'll do..."

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
He look like Mr Rogers hosed Eeyore and he is the resulting lovechild.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

cyberia posted:

Thanks to this post and the good people at eBay I am now the proud owner of these two patches and an Illinois State Police Meth Response Team patch :cool:

What's Top Hat death holding in his right hand? It's pills, but the top looks weird. Not up on my drug paraphernalia.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Krowley posted:

Super funny puns on this thing someone posted that I definitely remember



Huh. I thought "Wow, that's a weird photoshop" and did a reverse google image search and NOPE, not a photoshop at all.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
I dunno man, looks like he had a large fry-up.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Nothing gayer than touching another man's heart.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Paladinus posted:

This guy should just lose some weight and move past it.

Losing weight is often harder on the man...

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
If you go about your day and meet an rear end in a top hat, you've met an rear end in a top hat.

If you go about your day and meet nothing BUT assholes, you're the rear end in a top hat.

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Got caught up in lock picking madness so I started looking at amazon.

One of these things is not like the other...

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