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Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

THE PENETRATOR posted:



bwa ha ha... anyway, what a lucky guy

What the gently caress does it cost with the box and the book?! Am I secretly rich?

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Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

Data Graham posted:

HEIL *splattering the far wall*

I can shoot mein fuhrer.

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

And lo, a 3D printer was purchased.

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

...says minimum.

Edit: Just preemptively answering the question.

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007
Who da gently caress is Maytag?

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

mrkillboy posted:

Surprisingly not an Asylum joint.



The trailer is pretty amazing too.

I made it through the whole trailer without stopping. Somebody get me a medal.

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

Pastry of the Year posted:

They were called Dinosaurs Attack and they were pretty vile even by Topps' standards.

I had every single card. It was between these and Mars Attacks getting made into a movie. The world chose wrong. The dinosaurs were from a time travel accident in our future, i believe. Also the last card was like a demon-saurus ripping space time a new rear end in a top hat and eating earth whole. could be mis-remembering.

I was thinking of card 47.

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Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

kirbysuperstar posted:

Danger 5, I think. Please watch Danger 5.

Netflix, Netflix, Netflix. Do it, do it, do it.

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:



I can't decide if it's old man Ultron or if the Hulk just blasted rear end.

Every time I scroll past this picture I hear an old man voice going "Hhheeeeeehhhnnnnnn"

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

And even though ive never seen the film, I know what song is playing. In my head. On repeat.





gently caress you.

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

Leelee posted:

Hey.

Hey, hey, hey, heyyyy!

I read that as...

Don't you!

Forget, a, bout, meeeee!

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

The Nards Pan posted:

Load up a couple of her albums on Spotify and give them a listen and then see what you haters think.

I see what you did there, and you're not getting enough love for it.

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007
loving.. What?

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Yeah Mark Hamill has been a bit of a joker for years.

Oh. Oh! Oooh. Yooooooooou.

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

Fried Watermelon posted:

It's Solid Snake

Here, dude. Check out this porn of me as I am now, and your (unborn? At least very young) son as an adult. He has an eyepatch like you.

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

Ugato posted:

She got about 15 feet from the open door, turned around and called him from the car.

I was told by my father in law that his sons game store smelled like the color brown. He was 100% correct. I never understood the phrase "The air was thick with.." until I walked into a soft wall of stink lines.

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

Rigged Death Trap posted:

How do people not remember one throwaway joke

They didn't watch it the mandatory 11 times.

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

m2pt5 posted:

Why don't they just do a knockoff of Whose Line Is It Anyway, then? It only very loosely has a game show format, and even then it's all played for laughs.

I laughed at this. Then, I wondered if you knew your own joke.

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

trapped mouse posted:

Now this is some gaddamn tolling!

You mean troll. A toll is what you have to pay to cross me bridge. A toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll. And we we don't get no tolls, then we can't eat no rolls. (I wrote that meself.)

edit: and then I realized I forgot to copy all of this and just put it in my last post.

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Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

Lizard Combatant posted:

The alphabet is in English not French, you pinkos.

France isn't pink.

It's green.



See? Proof.

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