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RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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InequalityGodzilla posted:

"...This could be from anyone."

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RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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InequalityGodzilla posted:

Why is he barefoot?

And unless you're using really frickin' expensive tea cups superheated water is rarely a problem. Plus lots of tea bags here in the US use metal staples to keep closed because we're philistines, so they can't go in the microwave.

Also since this is apparently now the tea megathread who here's a fan of lapsang souchong?

A stapled teabag is fine in the microwave.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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The Nards Pan posted:

You're all a bunch of idiots. I think every. single. post. should have a funny picture. C'mon, get on it.
I couldn't agree more.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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Istari posted:

I don't really want to be that person, but what's wrong with Dad's New Wife 'Greg' ? All the others are completely inappropriate, but that one's fine.

That said, Garfield Gets Feline Leukaemia made tea come out of my nose.

Shouldn't it be "Dad's New Husband Greg"?

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

What's this quote from? It's not ringing a bell

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3701088&perpage=40&pagenumber=86#post445909824

Edit:

Val Helmethead posted:

Well, when someone makes that big of an rear end of themselves, gaping about making fun of your customers, you can't really say that they are a scape-goat, see?

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

No Ring(o) 4/10

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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gbut posted:

I would let him trample my grapes, even with those feet.

gis for nms

Whelp, now "brian blessed feet" is in my search history. Don't judge me without knowing the facts, NSA.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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They're just so tired from holding farts in all day.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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Bart Fargo posted:

If you ask my wife, she'll tell you that sleeping in the same room with me sounds much the same as this video.

You're more like "Fart Bargo" am I right? (Ok, I stole that from MST3k too)

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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bean_shadow posted:

Random fact: Rob Brydon comes from the same area in Wales as Richard Burton and Anthony Hopkins. Port Talbot I believe. Something about Port Talbot that makes some people try their hardest to get out.

Didn't he go to school with Catherine Zeta Jones or something like that? FYI Catherine Zeta Jones is Welsh.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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hawaiian_robot posted:

Asif owns though?



Everyday is like Sunday.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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E-40 doesn't flinch because he's so high in that video.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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I just heat a mug of water in the microwave.

VVV Decide I don't really like tea all that much.

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RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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Let's be honest, you could drop a number of USB sticks labeled "Stuxnet virus" and someone would probably plug it in. Not everyone likes their job or cares about their employer.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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Inzombiac posted:

I once found an SD card on my way home and really wanted to see what was on it. The only "secure" device was an un-networked Wii so I plugged it in and was treated to 17.8 GB of BBW porn. I put in back where I found it the next day.

Good man.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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Memento posted:

What's worse: "wifey" or "the Mrs."?

trick question if you say either kill you are self

"The old lady"

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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Thump! posted:

Awww, I say old lady. I always thought that had some weird, salt-of-the-earth sorta charm. Wifey and Hubby just sound like baby speak to me which is just dumb for adults to be using.

Fair enough. Can we all agree on "the oval office?"
Edit: For the record, I'm divorced.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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Thump! posted:

:agreed:

Where the hell are you from that people regularly refer to their wives as "the oval office", anyways?


Whole lotta new and weird terms for talking to significant others tonight.
I was just grasping for common ground.

LeJackal posted:

Straight people are the worst.
What affectations do you use?

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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Ha. I thought the only funny part of this pic was the Smurf's eyes.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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oldpainless posted:

She seems to be having lots of fun. I guess she's cured.

I want to see gay guys touching vaginas.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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It reminds me of that punchline "...you're not really out here to hunt, are you?"

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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whiteyfats posted:

Lohan had a bad reputation as a child actress.

Really? Did she?

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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U mad

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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We call them Brazilian Chickens now.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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I would kill to look like Benedict Cumberbatch. Also, with the accent.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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OMG. I didn't even remember that I remembered this.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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http://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop-phriday/boring-day-at/1/

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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Birb Katter posted:

Well, are the hacks going to change your life? Don't leave us hanging.

The angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the meat.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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I must say mine was more mathematical

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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New Leaf posted:

Baby Jesus has a killer six-pack, but what the gently caress is up with those caterpillar arms?

He had worse than a six pack.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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I now know what it's like to be triggered.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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BANME.sh posted:

even if they were in a documents folder it would be no different. It only looks messy because the desktops default view is icons. My desktop often looks the same but I always browse it in Finder. Don't even look at the desktop for more than 2 seconds after booting up and opening a browser.

It really effects performance though. Or so Ive heard. I couldn't stand to look at a desktop like that anyway.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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Technically it was a belt. 6/10

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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nocal posted:

Knew a guy who got a DUI trying to drive a golf cart home. For the record it would not have been possible for him to make it, and he didn't get super far.

I was told a story by a Canadian band about how they got their name. A Constable came to their school to warn them about the dangers of drinking and driving and how he once arrested his neighbor for drinking while mowing his lawn while on a riding mower. Apparently, the Constable was pretty proud of himself.

VVV That's my girlfriend's name.

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RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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Naive Tek

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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pik_d posted:

I instinctively moused over the black bar at the bottom even while looking at the ifunny.co watermark :negative:

If it helps, you weren't the only one.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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pik_d posted:

Thanks The Ape of Naples.

I wanted to add an image so as not to just post non-content, and uhh... I guess I don't know what I was expecting but I guess it's an album cover.



Fake edit: This showed up too



Aww. Nice. It's an album (the last?) by COiL. It's not for everyone's taste.
Here's a classic

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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Is Loss the modern Golden Ratio?

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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beato posted:

I'm more surprised the US know what Cheeky Nando's is. Do you guys have Nandos and chavs over there now?

I just know the song.

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RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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You're supposed to unplug horses during a thunderstorm.

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